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@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

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She/her Law Student (mature, allegedly) Dilettante & Procrastinatrodinaire Not good at portmanteaus

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · Aug 26

I'm like if a girl were made of Kierkegaard's Dad and yakety sax.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1h

Thanks!!! 😊😊😊

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1h

Whoah that's incredible 😲

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1h

What's the dose? Ima follow you out.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1h

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The Acolyte should've had a 2nd season.

For reasons, very good reasons! 😤

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2h

DT is empty 😳
Where is everybody?

Feels like Tuesday is usually a traffic day.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2h

Dad said we can put something on the table he made at Christmas 😂

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2h

Y'all! I'm about 60% done???

What's left:
-Branches and flowers 🌸
-Background half-crosstitches 🥲
-Linework and accents 😫

#cross-stitch

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 7h

I'm not still weird about Count Orlok.
Nope. Couldn't be me.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah they (I) did 😏

Reposted by Jess

Lynzee Loveridge @annlynzee.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just saying that Orlok is a shriveled corpse, and women turned out for him. You could lean into it a bit more.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 7h

Egger's Count Orlok is hotter than Elordi's Frankenstein's Monster.....

I said what I said.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 8h

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 9h

Trying something new called "being outside."

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 20h

Welp. My heart is broken.
THANKS FRANKENSTEIN.

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OR MARY SHELLEY OR DEL TORO I DUNNO WHO I'M BLAMING. IT'S ALL Y'ALL. ELORDI, YOU TOO.