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Jess
@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social
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She/her Law Student (mature, allegedly) Dilettante & Procrastinatrodinaire Not good at portmanteaus
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I'm like if a girl were made of Kierkegaard's Dad and yakety sax.
Whoah that's incredible 😲
What's the dose? Ima follow you out.
😠😡

The Acolyte should've had a 2nd season.

For reasons, very good reasons! 😤
DT is empty 😳
Where is everybody?

Feels like Tuesday is usually a traffic day.
Dad said we can put something on the table he made at Christmas 😂
Y'all! I'm about 60% done???

What's left:
-Branches and flowers 🌸
-Background half-crosstitches 🥲
-Linework and accents 😫

#cross-stitch
I'm not still weird about Count Orlok.
Nope. Couldn't be me.
Yeah they (I) did 😏
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I'm just saying that Orlok is a shriveled corpse, and women turned out for him. You could lean into it a bit more.
Egger's Count Orlok is hotter than Elordi's Frankenstein's Monster.....

I said what I said.
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Trying something new called "being outside."
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Welp. My heart is broken.
THANKS FRANKENSTEIN.

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OR MARY SHELLEY OR DEL TORO I DUNNO WHO I'M BLAMING. IT'S ALL Y'ALL. ELORDI, YOU TOO.
I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate it!!!!!
but I want one.
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almost perfect....
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you should set some plants underneath, then it could be good. Or might kill the plants... I'm not super good at plants.
Tip your head back to ignite sass 😂
If you're not giving me a library like this then I don't want it.

(unless you brought a slurpee, fine.)
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I give my nieces and nephews $10 × their age for their birthdays, and I guess $170 wasn't quite right. 😂

He graciously offered me $10 back.

He said my card game is on point tho.