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Jess

@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

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She/her Law Student (mature, allegedly) Dilettante & Procrastinatrodinaire Not good at portmanteaus

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · Aug 26

I'm like if a girl were made of Kierkegaard's Dad and yakety sax.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 7h

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 8h

Welp. My heart is broken.
THANKS FRANKENSTEIN.

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OR MARY SHELLEY OR DEL TORO I DUNNO WHO I'M BLAMING. IT'S ALL Y'ALL. ELORDI, YOU TOO.

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 17h

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate it!!!!!
but I want one.

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 19h

you should set some plants underneath, then it could be good. Or might kill the plants... I'm not super good at plants.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 19h

MOOD.

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The Summoning

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 20h

Tip your head back to ignite sass 😂

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

If you're not giving me a library like this then I don't want it.

(unless you brought a slurpee, fine.)

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

I give my nieces and nephews $10 × their age for their birthdays, and I guess $170 wasn't quite right. 😂

He graciously offered me $10 back.

He said my card game is on point tho.

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I forgot to do my music MOOD today, but this was playing in my head when I woke up today 🙃

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For Him

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

Always 6

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

Noms.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

Inside of you there are two wolves. Both are kinda derpy.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 2d

popsicle sticks with jokes so lewd you're disgusted you ever had them in your mouth

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

ChatGPT assures me I'm not an egomaniac.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 2d

pronouncing unstable like constable

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Los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 2d

Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager:

And where do you see yourself in five days

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

CAN'T WAIT!
Seeing it on Monday 🙌

Bad Squiddo Games (Annie) @badsquiddogames.bsky.social · 2d

Just saw Guillermo del Torro's Frankenstein, left the cinema emotionally ruined.

(Frankenstein is one of my favourite stories, and the film is perfection. I cried through half of it)

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 3d

my sexual orientation is vampires

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

MOOD.

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Rule #34

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

😴😴😴 window open for a good sleep

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