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Jess
@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social
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She/her Law Student (mature, allegedly) Dilettante & Procrastinatrodinaire Not good at portmanteaus
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I'm like if a girl were made of Kierkegaard's Dad and yakety sax.
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Welp. My heart is broken.
THANKS FRANKENSTEIN.

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OR MARY SHELLEY OR DEL TORO I DUNNO WHO I'M BLAMING. IT'S ALL Y'ALL. ELORDI, YOU TOO.
I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate it!!!!!
but I want one.
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almost perfect....
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you should set some plants underneath, then it could be good. Or might kill the plants... I'm not super good at plants.
Tip your head back to ignite sass 😂
If you're not giving me a library like this then I don't want it.

(unless you brought a slurpee, fine.)
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I give my nieces and nephews $10 × their age for their birthdays, and I guess $170 wasn't quite right. 😂

He graciously offered me $10 back.

He said my card game is on point tho.
I forgot to do my music MOOD today, but this was playing in my head when I woke up today 🙃

open.spotify.com/track/23eDPa...
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Inside of you there are two wolves. Both are kinda derpy.
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popsicle sticks with jokes so lewd you're disgusted you ever had them in your mouth
ChatGPT assures me I'm not an egomaniac.
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pronouncing unstable like constable
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Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager:

And where do you see yourself in five days
CAN'T WAIT!
Seeing it on Monday 🙌
Just saw Guillermo del Torro's Frankenstein, left the cinema emotionally ruined.

(Frankenstein is one of my favourite stories, and the film is perfection. I cried through half of it)
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😴😴😴 window open for a good sleep
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