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Jesus Zoidberg

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"We Will Survive" Long Suffering Philadelphia Sports Fan who once made a funny name that stuck. Master of the Quote Twe..er..Post **Trans lives are human lives** 🐩

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · Apr 7

This is very difficult. Last night our mother passed away suddenly at the age of 67. She was the light of my life, and will always be the voice in my soul. My younger brother has started a GoFundMe to help with the sudden funeral costs. If you can help, great, if not, that's OK.

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Donate to In loving memory of Sindy Nan Bergman, organized by Steve Bergman

Hello, my name is Steven Bergman. I'll be honest, I'm not sure the best way to wri… Steve Bergman needs your support for In loving memory of Sindy Nan Bergman

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Sam Dykstra @samdykstramilb.bsky.social · 6h

Hands up if you had Brice Turang threatening 20 homers in a calendar year during his days as a prospect.

My hand is firmly down.

Reminder that prospects are not robots and that development does not stop at the MLB level.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 6h

I still wouldn't trade it for the world.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 6h

We dust off and try again tomorrow.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 7h

I saw them have a great match in AC.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 7h

I mean you kind of have to laugh at this point .

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 7h

Now that is how you end a weekend Philadelphia.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 7h

That played always used to work for me on NHL '95.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 7h

Man, is Tocchet's heady shiny.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 9h

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop following Philadelphia sports

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 9h

That Temple game had to end that way in this wonderful week of Philly sports.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 9h

Navy cheating as usual.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 11h

After coming in third in the Hulk Hogan act a like contest, the dog catcher decided to look for his son, Shannon, who was last seen beating up Brendan Small.

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 11h

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 11h

You had me at Delco.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 11h

No, there is a d in his name, for dick.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 11h

I'll give you an early Phillies prediction: They'll going to sign both Rogers brothers.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 12h

He's one of the few guys who you could move.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 12h

Gun to my head, I think it's

Marsh/Bader/Crawford/Refsnyder/????Maybe a Lane Thomas type, but we got a long way to go, and I'm very very not sure on it.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 12h

Diane Keaton, absolute giant.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 12h

Subtweet of my buddy @robhanna.bsky.social , but I am penciling in zero OFs as of now. I can see a scenario where any of them are back, any of them are gone.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 16h

Just a reminder the Eagles had as much chance at Simmons as the Sixers did at Tatum.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 16h

Even that is a victim of success, the hire. I think they might have overrated their OL depth.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 16h

A little bit with Howie. Maybe they should have had foresight not to do an internal hirer, and the Tank Bigsby trade and depth at certain positions has blown up in their face a bit.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 16h

They'll always be the Engineers to me.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h

Lehigh football is breaking math.

FOOTBALL
Lehigh Football & @LehighFootball
Because of the two penalties, Lehigh rushed for 91 yards on its 12-play, 77-yard TD drive.
11:23 AM • 10/11/25 • 119 Views

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 16h

Hmm, Jedd Fisch is 5-1 this year.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 16h

Give me Mariners vs Brewers. (Sorry Cubs fans).

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