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𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣. Sonic RP / MVRP Adult Mun / NO LEWD (Gameverse portrayal because IDW's writers don't understand the first thing about his character.)

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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 12d

"𝐴ℎ, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑜 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙.ᐟ"

⇲ - 𝙇𝑒𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝙒𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝙈𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟
⦉ ＰｏｗｅｒｆｕｌＡｅｒｏｋｉｎｅｔｉｃ ⦊

⇲ - 𝙁𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝙏𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝙐𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒
⦉ ＰｅｅｒｌｅｓｓＲａｃｅｒ ⦊

⇲ - 𝙇𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝘽𝑎𝑏𝑦𝑙𝑜𝑛 𝙍𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠
⦉ ＮｏｔｏｒｉｏｕｓＫｉｎｇｏｆＴｈｉｅｖｅｓ ⦊

𝙒𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑦 weer

#MVRP
#SonicRP

(Mun is an adult)
(NO LEWD)

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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 44m

Look, do you want Sonic captured or not?

You pay for the best, you're gonna have to deal with the quirks of me not knowing what the fuck a filter is.

⚡︎⟡₊ ⊹ 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 . @deusmechanica.bsky.social · 45m

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if you say it like that again you're fired
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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 47m

HELL YEAH THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

ALRIGHT SONIC PUCKER UP YOUR ASSHOLE CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GO ON A ROMANTIC DINNER FOR TWO WITH MY LEFT FOOT.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 47m

HELL YEAH THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

ALRIGHT SONIC PUCKER UP YOUR ASSHOLE CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GO ON A ROMANTIC DINNER FOR TWO WITH MY LEFT FOOT.

⚡︎⟡₊ ⊹ 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 . @deusmechanica.bsky.social · 51m

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OKAY SINCE WE'RE ALL BEING JUDGY TODAY, 5,000,000. FIVE MILLION RINGS FOR THAT MISERABLE LITTLE RAT.
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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 56m

Sonic you fucking innumerate, it's A HUNDRED AND FIFTY grand, not fifteen.

Holy shit you are dumber than a fucking pineapple.

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𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 — 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒 @freetheday.bsky.social · 1h

“ HEY BOLTS FOR BRAINS ..!

I gotta question for ya, do you think if I turn myself in.. can I get the 15k rings ?! “

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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1h

Smart. Smart. Wear him down with a bunch of hapless nobodies then send in the real threat to pick him off while he's still licking his wounds.

I like it.

In that case, we should keep in touch.

⚡︎⟡₊ ⊹ 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 . @deusmechanica.bsky.social · 1h

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Don't worry yourself too much. It's a false reward to make sure the fodder can throw themselves at him first, so I only have to pick through real candidates later.
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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1h

Just a hundred-fifty grand?

We're talking about Sonic the Hedgehog, here. It takes a much higher caliber of mercenary to deal with a threat like that.

And the kind of talent needed commands a far greater payday. I'm thinking a million rings...minimum. Maybe more if you want to keep me motivated.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1h

⚡︎⟡₊ ⊹ 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 . @deusmechanica.bsky.social · 1h

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150,000 rings for whoever brings me Sonic the Hedgehog alive.
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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Make the mistake of doubting me. Go on. Make a fool out of yourself."

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⚡︎⟡₊ ⊹ 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 . @deusmechanica.bsky.social · 13h

rain

goes here too

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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 18h

(( Alright anyway now that I'm finally done sweating it out in Crossworlds I guess it's time to get back to replies. ))

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 18h

(( Lesbian Wave leading a team of Mikus to victory. ))

(( Truer beauty cannot be found. ))

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 22h

(( So apparently I just beat the official Sonic stream oops. ))

(( And using the name "Gay Babylon Jail", nonetheless. ))

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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

(( 👀 ))

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

(( Ooops listening to a bunch of Yakuza soundtracks again suddenly spiked my fight muse. ))

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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Shit, now I'm the fool."

"I shouldn't have doubted that you could be right."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Make the mistake of doubting me. Go on. Make a fool out of yourself."

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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"So like that Pop Team Epic skit where they're in prison and they're swearing allegiance to the Yakuza but because they can't get sake they just cut a lemon in half and lick it and their faces go all SCRUUUUUUNCH?"

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

"No, yours is more chaotic than anything. With him, I feel like someone stuffed a lemon in my mouth."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Yeah, but isn't mine also sour, bitter, hateful, vengeful, jealous, and all other descriptors used to paint the picture of a straight-up bastard?"

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

Sup pussyfarts.

Something something early bird something something worm.

Worms are disgusting, though. Why the fuck would anyone think I'd wanna eat that? Can I just get a burger instead?

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Yeah, but isn't mine also sour, bitter, hateful, vengeful, jealous, and all other descriptors used to paint the picture of a straight-up bastard?"

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

"Well, I haven't talked to him, so I don't know for sure, but his energy is... sour, for lack of a better word."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Wait green dickhead? There's a bigger green dickhead than me?"

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"C'moooon! Jet does it all the time! Don't you wanna drive?"

Froggy @lilypadhopping.bsky.social · 1d

froggy stared at jet, blinking her eyes and lip trembling. part of the inner monologue of the frog went along the lines of choppy bits of lyrics from a random song and her parasite screaming at her.

". . . are you sure."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Now now, it's all fine. To a car, this is like scratching a doggie behind the ear! They LOVE this sort of thing!"

Oh no Jet please don't Jet please stop.

"C'mon, it'll be fun!"

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Now now, it's all fine. To a car, this is like scratching a doggie behind the ear! They LOVE this sort of thing!"

Oh no Jet please don't Jet please stop.

"C'mon, it'll be fun!"

Froggy @lilypadhopping.bsky.social · 1d

the toddler was having a FEW second thoughts about this. the last thing she wanted was to piss off scourge or do anything really bad.

". . . froggy doesn't want to make him mad! froggy doesn't want to hurt the car!"

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

Jet nods.

"Okay, sooooo...see the steering wheel. Look at it's uh...it's 'neck' and see that little keyhole in it?"

"Use the screwdriver to pry it out and then find the hole it leaves behind, jam it in there, and give it a turn."

Oh no he's teaching her how to steal a car.

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Wait green dickhead? There's a bigger green dickhead than me?"

Cloud the Bluebird @hydrosongbird.bsky.social · 1d

"Um... Pretty sure Froggy is a she."

"And fair enough. It is a very funny idea. Just don't get skewered by the green dickhead."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

"Truth be told, they probably won't."

"But that's why this is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very funny idea and I need to see it through."

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

(( this fucker is winning ))

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

(( It's just funny to me that there's a Target-brand version of the Game of Life. ))

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 1d

(( There are two tiny Jets on my shoulders right now. ))

(( One of them is telling me to give up on teaching Froggy to jack a car with a screwdriver. ))

(( The other is saying "Lie. Lie lie lie lie lie. Tell her the car will like it. Incite chaos." ))