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Jey

@jey.bsky.social

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💙 husband and mother to Design Systems ❤️ Chief Shitpost Officer of #DesignSky 💛 they/them 💚 podcast host: HowGayThouArt.com 🤍 design: jeyausten.com

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · 1d

billionaires can afford those good good skin routines

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2d

He doesn't actually need to drink blood or anything, that's just a thing you start to do when you become a billionaire

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · 2d

i’m taller than both lmao

Jey @jey.bsky.social · 2d

which is more likely? A giant donation from Zuckerberg to food banks across the country?

Or Billie Eilish content getting deprioritized on meta’s platforms in the wake of her saying billionaires are gross and short?

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · 17d

that good good leftist pussy got me masking every hole

Jey @jey.bsky.social · 18d

bar for hot lesbians called the burning bush

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fí ꩜ @fiii.bsky.social · 23d

i have what u call... tree autism

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCXP...

Irish Forestry Scandal

YouTube video by Kev Collins

www.youtube.com

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · 25d

eeby deeby indeed

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fí ꩜ @fiii.bsky.social · 25d

FUCK ISRAEL I WILL SPIT ON YOU FOR AS LONG AS YOU TREAT PALESTINIANS LIKE THIS

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · Oct 3

you both have IUDs!!! you’re both women you can’t fool us!!!!!

hmmmmmmmmmm sounds like i gotta try harder then 😈

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · Oct 3

it's not libel, it's my headcanon

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · Oct 3

never had a breeding kink in my life but the way things are going this tboy is gonna get me pregnant

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · Sep 21

“i don’t owe you a conversation” cool i don’t owe you friendship

Jey @jey.bsky.social · Sep 11

girl is dy|an at the wh!te h0use dinner because they just ipoed or because they have access to the visual IP of every company or bc …,. he’s a theil fellow?

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shrek is love, mugler is life ❤️‍🔥 @bleeker.bsky.social · Sep 7

fka twigs arrives at the 2025 MTV VMAs with braids formed into a pair of headphones #fashionsky #musicsky #2025VMAs

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · Sep 8

bro please absolutely not

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · Sep 1

finding ways to get around the district safeguards to watch early youtube back when youtube videos were a cultural moment

Jey @jey.bsky.social · Sep 1

bro this industry is so complicit in some deep shit

Jey @jey.bsky.social · Aug 28

i will never understand how people don’t change as they get older. what do you mean you’re not interested in growing as a person???

Jey @jey.bsky.social · Aug 27

sustainable queen

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Lauren LoPrete @laurenloprete.bsky.social · Aug 27

leave those spelling errors in. its the only hting that differentiates us from the clankers.

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · Aug 27

every time i want to check an ex’s page i check my friends bluesky’s instead. We are investing in our future and communities that want us, not looking back 😤🖤

Jey @jey.bsky.social · Aug 26

i’m the only one in my friend group with blue eyes so today i got right behind them and whispered in their ear “winter is coming” and scared the shit out of my friends at the pool party

me in the pool in a green bikini with blue eyes

a close up of my face so u can see my scary eyes

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · Aug 25

fighting? idk how the bottom right would be underdogs i’ve seen the great alabama boat fight

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Jey @jey.bsky.social · Aug 20

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