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Me llamo Jeff desu

@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social

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Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · Nov 17

I write thread fics and real fics. This is a pinned post.

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

I love that! Unique side pairings with Jeff are some of my favorite things in longer romance fics (usually historical lol)

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

I do love Steve/Chrissy but Eddie is also there but Steve and Chrissy are so into each other that Eddie is just an object to them. Esp with omegaverse stuff

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

I am tragically gonna be so busy today 😔 but oooooooh yeah the thing where Steve and Chrissy are getting exploited for slick or milk or something and they mostly rescue themselves but Eddie is There (he’s driving)

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 15h

I absolutely fucked up the grammar and maybe even the syntax on this one so it’s time to confess that I finished my work tasks and immediately housed two beers. Thank you everyone for understanding what those words meant rather than what they say

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 16h

Jonathan and Steve reconciling just so they can be like “hey why don’t the guys we smoke weed with just wanna smoke with each other now?”

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 16h

Eddie could pop out a van door that doesn’t close quite right smelling like pure Midwestern skunk in denim, flannel, and leather, and Argyle would be hearing the delicate strumming of angels’ harps lol

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 16h

Also we know Argyle loves alt hotties

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 16h

I really like them in Merk’s inclusion verse where Eddie is the pack omega! But outside that yeah, like, they should hook up until Steve and Jonathan figure out what they could be getting or whatever

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 17h

Argyle/Eddie is soooo underrated like they could never discuss music ever but Eddie deserves to know about better bud and haircare

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 17h

I’ve been so delusional ever since the trampoline bunnies, and I have to remind myself to be suspicious at all times… like I myself have unethically manipulated pixels and also diligently analyzed pixels for manipulation I cannot trust anyone not even myself

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🔞😧Dema likes dinosaurs 🦖🍉 @getlost0p.bsky.social · 17h

Deviling your minion

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 17h

Except Basil, kinda

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 17h

I can’t believe you guys made me do all my work and didn’t give me any attention

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 18h

Bored and don’t wanna do work. What kink or pairing have you always wanted me (Jeff) to write?

(If it’s good, maybe I will!!!! This is attention-seeking behavior!!!!)

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cuips✨️ @cuips-not-cute.bsky.social · 1d

eddie goes commando sometimes when he's short on clean laundry and it's not like anyone is gonna notice anyway. he already sits out of gym and he hasn't even had his first kiss yet in this bumfuck town, much less anything else. it just makes sense to skip the underwear, let himself breathe.

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

The guy who tweets about men’s fashion all the time and like different pants and watches and politics and walkable neighborhoods and I think his name is actually Guy

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

Oh is this like… for romance stuff because I can’t advise on that

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bib! Now on VGen! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @kapebeansies.bsky.social · 1d

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Anna | ✨hide your fires @hideyourfires.bsky.social · 1d

Chapter one of my big bang fic is up! Once again, mind the tags!!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/722174...

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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 2d

it's a tragedy when you know a character would be into something but you have negative interest in it yourself so it's just an aspect of them you'll never explore. a freak beyond your means

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

That’s not even useful like the pants guy should get these people and

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1d

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

Look, electrical work is spicy because you could die teehee but it’s not crazy physically demanding (usually) just scary as hell

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Anna | ✨hide your fires @hideyourfires.bsky.social · 1d

Part 9

For Steve, getting married isn’t all that special. He’s felt married since Eddie sneaked in through his bedroom window so neither of them would have to sleep alone. Since they decided they were going all in on being a family for the pup.

Anna | ✨hide your fires @hideyourfires.bsky.social · 2d

Part 8

Mrs. Harrington—call me Connie, you’re practically family—gives Eddie her grandmother’s ring that afternoon. It’s a gold band with delicate scrollwork, a soft floral motif, big enough to fit Steve’s finger. “He’s named for him, my Granny Stevie.

Anna | ✨hide your fires @hideyourfires.bsky.social · 3d

Part 7

Eddie sleeps too hard, so content with Steve tucked against him that he wakes up later than he planned. Steve’s face is pressed to his chest, and Eddie mumbles an apology as he extracts himself from the nest, soothing Steve back to sleep as best he can.

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

I was gonna say “the math is crazy in that field” but this dweeb plays og dnd so he loves math lbr

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