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Me llamo Jeff desu
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Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)
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Bonny liked that so fast it startled me sorry I keep hearing things I don’t understand but you can’t make me watch that stupid show I’m refuse
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I’m not gonna watch that show but I think if Steve Harrington wants to be an asshole that’s his god given right and whoever he’s being a dick yo probably deserves it or something who knows maybe they’ve got bad vibes did we ask if they’ve got bad vibes
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Steve's station manager informs him that they set up an interview for the Friday broadcast. "Local band, local color, ya know?" Steve's a bit nervous having never interviewed anyone but he gets tips from Nance. She helps him write questions.

Imagine his surprise when it's a bunch of dudes from HS.
That little photo of s5 Steve at the radio station?-?!??!/

Ima need 850 fics of Steve and Eddie fucking in that radio station on my desk by MONDAY ok
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m a cowboy
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tired of teenagers having interpersonal drama around me what do you mean this girl is in some kind of love triangle pyramid but she doesn't like ANY of the people? What do mean your middle school ex? Stop telling me things. I wanna go back to when they just hit each other and didn't talk.
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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munson family reunion <3
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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everything's better with margarine!
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Can’t go home alone - 🪡

steddie, omegaverse, secret relationship

Pain pulses over and behind and around Steve’s eye along with the beat of his heart. It isn’t as bad as it was even an hour ago, and definitely not as bad as when he and Robin puked their guts out in the movie theater restroom.
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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This is one of the most profound statements & pieces of wisdom I've ever seen in a meme 🖤

Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🪾🐿️🍁🐺
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Chapter 8 is up!!! Including a heaping helping of breeding kink 😘

archiveofourown.org/works/724972...
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I LOVED THIS thank u @jkrockin.bsky.social

how to explain…let me just quote the author notes:
”Good parent Wayne Munson meets trying to be a good parent if a little late in the day for it Patricia Harrington”

archiveofourown.org/works/73616121
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Timeline is discovering focal length
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
So, actually, I just wanted to live in Japan because it was fun to go there for shows and the food is really good, but it ended up changing my entire life and it's all because of... [checks notes] Zombieland (2009) and Tron: Legacy (2010)?
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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heads up, gmail has a new setting automatically on that allows their a*i to be trained on your emails so make sure to turn off the 'Smart Feature' checkbox in your settings
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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My Knight
by @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
steddie | explicit | 2,923 words
(jerk off instruction, undernegotiated kink)

archiveofourown.org/works/721422...

#tukrurecs
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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WHO WANTS STRANGER THINGS HOUSE PLANS AND SET DETAILS!!!!
A DELICIOUS THREAD OF INFO:
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Before and after!
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I just got to tour my childhood home and see my old bedroom and it was so tiny but I saw The Computer Room and it was still A Computer Room
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 AM
When the English learners acquire a new phrase and ALL keep saying it to try it out with no understanding or intent but it’s “Ooooh gurl” so it’s really funny
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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still at this restaurant.
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM