Me llamo Jeff desu
@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)
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I write thread fics and real fics. This is a pinned post.
The children have taught me about 0.5 zoom… here is half zoom Max… looks so small……
February 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
The children have taught me about 0.5 zoom… here is half zoom Max… looks so small……
Me: I didn’t physically overdo it as much as I usually do at these events
My step tracker:
My step tracker:
February 17, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Me: I didn’t physically overdo it as much as I usually do at these events
My step tracker:
My step tracker:
I’ve had a G&T and I’m thinking about Murderhelion and like Murderbot has never been allowed to want or choose and to have that desire to be with someone, to choose to be with someone, even tho caring about people means the risk of soooooo much terrible shit… I can and will make myself cry
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I’ve had a G&T and I’m thinking about Murderhelion and like Murderbot has never been allowed to want or choose and to have that desire to be with someone, to choose to be with someone, even tho caring about people means the risk of soooooo much terrible shit… I can and will make myself cry
This fic addressed the very real fear that a sexual partner or piece of erotic fiction could spring daddy kink on you at any time even if it makes no sense
February 17, 2026 at 7:35 AM
This fic addressed the very real fear that a sexual partner or piece of erotic fiction could spring daddy kink on you at any time even if it makes no sense
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June 4, 2022. Peony.
February 17, 2026 at 3:44 AM
June 4, 2022. Peony.
Learning that I do not care for multishipping in a fandom in what might actually be a first of all time and in a canon where there is polyamory... I believe this is, like, ironic or something
February 17, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Learning that I do not care for multishipping in a fandom in what might actually be a first of all time and in a canon where there is polyamory... I believe this is, like, ironic or something
I wish to be creative but also I am so tired and my brain is not actually working. I did some graphic design but I can't write anymore. I used all my words for today. And I do NOT wanna read my next book because it's for work.
February 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I wish to be creative but also I am so tired and my brain is not actually working. I did some graphic design but I can't write anymore. I used all my words for today. And I do NOT wanna read my next book because it's for work.
I’m managing an event with 300+ students today and I do Not want to do it
February 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’m managing an event with 300+ students today and I do Not want to do it
I also finished Tough Guy and it was cute… Ilya really is that author’s Lestat tho he was popping up EVERYWHERE
February 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I also finished Tough Guy and it was cute… Ilya really is that author’s Lestat tho he was popping up EVERYWHERE
All these characters got the most [my students, colleagues, and friends] ass names and it is throwing me off at 9:34 p.m.
February 16, 2026 at 11:39 AM
All these characters got the most [my students, colleagues, and friends] ass names and it is throwing me off at 9:34 p.m.
tissues is really not a sexy word
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
tissues is really not a sexy word
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sex for some! little hobbies for others!
February 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
sex for some! little hobbies for others!
BRUH. I fucked up a canon detail in my one and only fic, so I had to go fix that.
February 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
BRUH. I fucked up a canon detail in my one and only fic, so I had to go fix that.
I can’t sleep at all 💀
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I can’t sleep at all 💀
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bully them more
Discord distances itself from age verification firm after ties to Palantir's Peter Thiel surface https://kotaku.com/discord-palantir-peter-thiel-persona-age-verification-2000668951
Discord's Age Verification Has A Weird Link To Palantir's Peter Thiel
The third party company Discord could use for their ID collection is mired in surveillance concerns and links to Epstein via one of its investors
kotaku.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
bully them more
Thinking about this and absolutely unable to sleep. This is Murderbot spoilers btw for 2 books
February 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Thinking about this and absolutely unable to sleep. This is Murderbot spoilers btw for 2 books
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started my morning with He Knows Only Two Stories and,,, yall this FIC wow wow wow archiveofourown.org/works/44426272
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Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
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February 15, 2026 at 12:07 PM
started my morning with He Knows Only Two Stories and,,, yall this FIC wow wow wow archiveofourown.org/works/44426272
I wrote 1,400 words today :)
(It's about sensualizing the vacuum of space.)
(It's about sensualizing the vacuum of space.)
February 15, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I wrote 1,400 words today :)
(It's about sensualizing the vacuum of space.)
(It's about sensualizing the vacuum of space.)
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Eddie couldn’t think of a better way to spend Valentine’s Day except with a six pack of Pabst, a frozen pepperoni pizza, and Aliens on VHS from Family Video, courtesy of Robin, who knows he’s nursing a broken heart.
Well, Steve didn’t mean to break it.
But it happened.
Well, Steve didn’t mean to break it.
But it happened.
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Eddie couldn’t think of a better way to spend Valentine’s Day except with a six pack of Pabst, a frozen pepperoni pizza, and Aliens on VHS from Family Video, courtesy of Robin, who knows he’s nursing a broken heart.
Well, Steve didn’t mean to break it.
But it happened.
Well, Steve didn’t mean to break it.
But it happened.
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it truly is so annoying that the weekend is so short when I want to read books, read fic, write fic, watch a movie, watch a tv show, work out, play games, meet friends whilst also having to do grocery shopping and keeping the house clean and like feed myself and recover from the work week
February 14, 2026 at 11:59 AM
it truly is so annoying that the weekend is so short when I want to read books, read fic, write fic, watch a movie, watch a tv show, work out, play games, meet friends whilst also having to do grocery shopping and keeping the house clean and like feed myself and recover from the work week
Fact 1: Murderbot loves media, including making and being in media.
Fact 2: Murderbot got some crazy facial expressions going on.
Fact 3 (correlated): Murderbot appreciates privacy and occupational flexibility.
Hypothesis: Murderbot would enjoy being vtuber.
Fact 2: Murderbot got some crazy facial expressions going on.
Fact 3 (correlated): Murderbot appreciates privacy and occupational flexibility.
Hypothesis: Murderbot would enjoy being vtuber.
February 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Fact 1: Murderbot loves media, including making and being in media.
Fact 2: Murderbot got some crazy facial expressions going on.
Fact 3 (correlated): Murderbot appreciates privacy and occupational flexibility.
Hypothesis: Murderbot would enjoy being vtuber.
Fact 2: Murderbot got some crazy facial expressions going on.
Fact 3 (correlated): Murderbot appreciates privacy and occupational flexibility.
Hypothesis: Murderbot would enjoy being vtuber.
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let me be your valentine, #steddie edition
this is one hundred percent @little-annie-fics.bsky.social's fault. she emotionally manipulated me into drawing this as a challenge or something, she also drew it but different, with dildos.
#artbytukru
this is one hundred percent @little-annie-fics.bsky.social's fault. she emotionally manipulated me into drawing this as a challenge or something, she also drew it but different, with dildos.
#artbytukru
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
let me be your valentine, #steddie edition
this is one hundred percent @little-annie-fics.bsky.social's fault. she emotionally manipulated me into drawing this as a challenge or something, she also drew it but different, with dildos.
#artbytukru
this is one hundred percent @little-annie-fics.bsky.social's fault. she emotionally manipulated me into drawing this as a challenge or something, she also drew it but different, with dildos.
#artbytukru
I had my first hot shower since October 2025 just now and it felt… amazing…
February 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I had my first hot shower since October 2025 just now and it felt… amazing…
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I have finished Network Effect and [incoherent screaming]
I'm Having Emotional Experiences
I'm a few chapters into network effect so I feel you
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I have finished Network Effect and [incoherent screaming]
Wrote 300 words you may never see because this concept is so so so so silly just so I could make this joke for myself
February 14, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Wrote 300 words you may never see because this concept is so so so so silly just so I could make this joke for myself