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Me llamo Jeff desu

@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social

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Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · Nov 17

I write thread fics and real fics. This is a pinned post.

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1h

Like a METAPHORICAL snake??? Or a REPTILE snake????

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 4h

THANKS

Jeff the killer

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 4h

That dog in me!

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 4h

Looth can I……… can I post the thing……..

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 4h

archiveofourown.org/works/72166991

Just Like the Movies - TenStoryTallDog - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 4h

Batting his eyelashes

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

nvm I apparently meant "in 20 minutes"

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

Ok… then I do agree… I guess… hands can be too much when you’re upset

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

The dog in me might post something tonight or tomorrow who knows I’m trying to dedicate time to hobby because I highkey feel absolute despair

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

Disagree!

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

I’m walking into the sea

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

Looth please you can’t remind me of my raunchy sexy crimes against Steve and Eddie and then hit me with this I thought it was 🔞 time

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

:(

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

And also repost of a Twitter thread bsky.app/profile/jffg...

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 5h

Repost of a Twitter thread bsky.app/profile/jffg...

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

Chrissy/Robin Buckingham College AU with headshaving GO!

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 7h

15 pages on ULYSSES in the five hours before it was due. I believe I B+'d it.

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 9h

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 7h

This is extremely accurate, and it's why I wish editors got a credit on books. Sometimes you learn who edited a bunch of your favorite books and you're like ah. I see. It's a job that requires a keen literary eye AND people skills, which is a tough mix!

violent alien @blipstress.bsky.social · 13h

An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 8h

🔫💒🎉🎉🎉🎉

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 12h

Teehee

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 14h

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!! This is coming out while I have to teach a slave narrative to teenagers!!! I'm gonna wanna BLOW UP THE PLANET

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 14h

Here's the JOI steddie fic that was once a thread happy kinktober bye archiveofourown.org/works/72142286

My Knight - jeffgoldblum90s - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 15h

I’m coming for that alpha’s phalanges

a pair of pliers with red handles on a gray surface

ALT: a pair of pliers with red handles on a gray surface

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

Love making the kids write by hand because honestly it should be spelled mesirable

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

Statement belt

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

On brand... but i am so sorry