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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 5d

I love that foxes are portrayed as trickster spirits in almost every regional folklore - all our ancestors took one look at the critter and collectively said "that little shit is definitely up to something"

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 6d

Where do you sail a gravy boat? In a savory moat

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 6d

Bravy goat

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 7d

Had this happen the other night, 20 min drive turned into 70. There were tons of "detour to highway ramp" signs but they just led to other closed entrances.

"I died 15 minutes ago and this is just a very clever level of Hell" flashed through my mind several times.

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 9d

I kinda envy how James Gunn can just hook up his friends and family with million-dollar gigs once every few years

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🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃 @agocs.bsky.social · 10d

First sticker on the work laptop:

✅ Inclusive
✅ Vaguely threatening
✅ Pro-Train

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 11d

"Hello, I've decisioned to participation in this tournament. Who will I be competitioning against?" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 11d

"Provisioning" is a useless word. "Provision" is already a verbal noun, derived from "provide". If you want an active form, just use "providing" - it's shorter and simpler. STOP THIS MADNESS

(I had to use "de-provisioning" 6x in emails today and finally went "what the fuck are we even doing here")

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 13d

omg grandpa stop saying "cooked" ur literally 90
its so cringe

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 13d

This is a terrifying message to see on a Monday

message reading "Hi Guys, do we use the Newtonsoft.Json library here?" (a highly ubiquitous dependency in software)

The implication is that a large vulnerability may have been found

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 16d

Dreamt that I found an enormous cow living in my 150ft backyard and I just had to begrudgingly take care of it.

There was supposed to be a joke about this but I butchered it.

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 20d

Tweets become public domain after 10 years (just trust me bro)

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 20d

And constantly queefing while you're at it

DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 20d

She oud on my perniss until I weg everywhere

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · 20d

Virgin olive oil implies the existence of ran-through dirty slut olive oil

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · Sep 9

When I'm annoyed and hangry:

A sticker reading "Most Challenging Hole 2025"

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · Sep 7

BF elbowed me right on the new piercing so that's probably an extra 2-3 weeks >_>

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · Sep 5

Wanted to check out Alone (2022 film) but instead it sounds like a misanthrope trying to leave the house

Google search box with the query "watch alone movie"

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · Sep 1

We're truly speed running the Twitter life cycle

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · Aug 28

A drag DND party displaced my Commander night spot. Yet another example of the insidious trans agenda taking over America

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · Aug 19

Would love to draw you as an orc influencer lol

DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · Jul 25

Got jumpscared by @alexanderfromspace.bsky.social 's doppelganger

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · Jul 24

I feel occasional pangs of this. My grandmother grew up in a pig-butchering farmhouse and basically half-raised 6 of her siblings. Meanwhile, I have 1 neurotic dog who drinks rain water then puke it up the same afternoon, and I recently got food poisoning from bean sprouts

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · Jul 23

Before I go, I modified an existing CSP brush a little bit where you get the scratchy ink lines kinda like Nagabe, and here's a dropbox link to it www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/3eao6...

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DumasHeaux 🌈 @jimberly.bsky.social · Jul 22

You're not far off TBH, except instead of being neck-chopped they are voted off the 1v1 debating table by their peers

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