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Glum Rock

@jimblower.bsky.social

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Left to my own devices I probably wouldn't.

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 13d

Today I'm going to start Couch to 5K...

...g's of chocolate.

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 6h

Me: I am really worried about climate change and the future for our children.
Also Me: Was my favourite Banana Split Drooper or Snork?

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 6h

They're giving away batteries at Halfords tomorrow- no charge.

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 6h

Really worried - my weaving examinations are looming.

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 10h

Welsh Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letter "B"...which, because of mutation, may randomly change to an "F" or an "M" throughout the programme.

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 10h

Never Mind the Balearics, Here's the Sex Pistols.
#SpainInASongOrMovie

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Picnic

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 1d

Aldi Young Dudes.
#ASongOrMovieForTypesOfShops

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 1d

Agnostic was my favourite member of ABBA to be fair.

Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 2d

This Place Has The Juice, Blood Of Christ edition

Dave the Atheist @davetheatheist.bs... • 1h
How about not shoving your cult down our throats. Deal ?
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Ben B. @abominaldrvibes.bsky.social • 1h
I'm agnostic
Dave the Atheist @davetheatheist.bs... • 1h
Which gods are you agnostic about ?
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 2d

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 2d

I Want Your Socks.

#ClothesWeWearInASongOrMovie

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 2d

Unfair dismissal claims don't get any harder than this...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Gregg Wallace: Former MasterChef presenter claims BBC caused him 'distress and harassment'

The former MasterChef presenter is seeking up to £10,000 in damages from the BBC, court documents show.

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 2d

Scientists have developed a supersonic milk bottle.
It's pasteurise before you can blink.
#LunchPun

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 2d

Cern Scientist: Oh no...I've just realised that I forgot to switch off the collider before I left for the weekend.

Wife: Never mind. It'll wait until Monday. I mean...It's not the end of the world, is it?

Scientist:

Wife: Not the end of the world, is it?

Scientist:

Wife: Oh.

Scientist:

Wife:

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

Niko is currently a discontent creator.
#CelebrityTraitors

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

Alan: Paloma had two names but she did not have time to tell me...
#CelebrityTraitors

a man with glasses and a mustache is covering his mouth

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

"The more you deny, the guiltier you are" is the rule of the round table.
#CelebrityTraitors

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

Kate is on the back foot straight away.
#CelebrityTraitors

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

Tom and Charlotte in a "Décolletage-off".
#CelebrityTraitors

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

*Paloma from inside the coffin*
I'm still alive really guys!
#CelebrityTraitors

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

These clues though.
#CelebrityTraitors

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

Nico famously ran for London mayor.
#CelebrityTraitors

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

Tom watching all the other contestants for their reactions.
#CelebrityTraitors

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

When Alan sees Paloma at breakfast.
#CelebrityTraitors

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

Faith No More!
#CelebrityTraitors

Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 3d

Just hoping they don't get rid of Charlotte Church first.
#CelebrityTraitors