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Glum Rock
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Left to my own devices I probably wouldn't.
Pinned
The Hotel California? No, that's next door.
Welcome to the Travelodge California.
Checkout is 10am.
"There's been a theft at the London Symphony Orchestra."
"Took the tuba?"
"No. They had a getaway car."
#LunchPun
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Shambles is too small a word to describe this Liverpool team tonight.
#LIVPSV
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Chiesa on for Konate is another Hail Mary move by Slot.
#LIVPSV
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I think we've learnt from this that Kemi Badenoch has Cheerios for breakfast.
#Budget
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Kemi Badenoch: My favourite Pixar film?
Tory MP's: Up!
#Budget
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I was impressed by Rachel Reeves' performance today.
#Budget
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Guess the markets aren't that spooked after all?
#Budget
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"Freezing Russian assets...and I don't mean the Honourable Member for Clacton..." is a cracking joke.
#Budget
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
She desperately needs a few PowerPoint slides to illustrate the figures here.
#Budget
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ALT: a man standing in front of a chalkboard with mathematical equations written on it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
"Stepped in to save British Steel.."

Port Talbot:
#Budget
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup and the word dude is on the bottom
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup and the word dude is on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Is anybody a fan of the pantomime antics of the MP's in Parliament?

"Where's high inflation boys and girls?"
"BEHIND YOU!!!"
#Budget
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Sorry I haven't been active on social media today, I've been flat out making sure everything goes smoothly on my first day as website manager for the OBR.
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Trying to work out when the OBR leak occurred... 🤔
#Budget
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Office for budget irresponsibility. 🙄
#Budget #OBR
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"I couldn't remember the name for the bunkhouse front desk."
"Hostel reception?"
"No. They were actually really friendly."
#LunchPun
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just floating an idea so bear with me...
...an advent calendar that reveals a different person from the Epstein Files behind every door.
No surprise who is behind the last, big, orange door on the 24th.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's the Manchester United season ticket holders I feel most sorry for.
BREAKING: Tourist tax to be introduced across England.

The money raised is intended to be invested in local transport, infrastructure and the visitor economy to attract more tourists

news.sky.com/story/touris...
Tourist tax to be introduced across England
The new visitor levy will allow mayors to impose a "modest" charge on overnight stays to invest in local transport and infrastructure.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
#BoobUpASong

Simply the breast.
#BoobUpASong
🎶Get Yer Ta-Tas Out🎶
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Amazing that Aquaman and Rainman are such different movies.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Noone is ever going to convince me that the one on the left isn't just the one the right sat down.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
#BoobUpASong

This areola house.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I mean, how many of us in the past didn't engage in teenage banter about the Holocaust?
Come on - we've all done it. 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Trump did not need to pardon the turkey this year.
It was already released two days ago when irregularities in how the turkey farmer acquired their farm became public.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Brexit was such a lie.

It’s actually made the U.K. poorer, more isolated, insular and less secure

And remember who led the drive that has made us more insecure - Farage alongside Johnson & Co.

The U.K. needs to accept its error and seek a closer union with Europe.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Still makes me laugh
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM