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Glum Rock
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Left to my own devices I probably wouldn't.
Pinned
I've got two tickets to the Andre Rieu Christmas Concert, baby.
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.
I'm just a middle-class, middle-aged dirtbag, baby, like you.
"A man was complaining about all the multi-national companies contaminating his fields with drugs and stopping the crops from growing."
"Big pharma?"
"No. He was about five foot six."
#LunchPun
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Reposted by Glum Rock
I've been having dreams where I am cutting the outline of letters of the names of my old girlfriends out of cardboard.
I think I am having an exes-stencil crisis.
#LunchPun
February 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
We all want AI to be that friend you have that does all the research and advises you on what brand of air fryer to buy.

Unfortunately, more often than not, AI is that mate stood behind you at the quiz machine, swearing blind that D is the answer, convincing you not to go for the correct answer, A.
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The BBC should just have a guest Director-General that changes each week like they do on Have I Got News For You.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Surely there is only one real candidate now for the BBC Director-General job...
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Harry's gone.
Night Nitro.
#Strictly
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Chances of a long throw goal today?
Slim.
#MCILIV
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

Docile: The part of the pharmacy where you find the STD medicines.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I've even tried telling jokes to the potatoes to cheer them up.
You'll do anything when the chips are down.
#LunchPun
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Who is going to win the FIFA Prize for Physics though?
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Proper telly that.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Joe in the green room after the show.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Alan's won. What!?
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nick voting for Joe.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Joe when he got banished.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Alan trying to prove to the others he is a faithful.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Cat being asked to make a comment.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Nick going straight for Alan and Cat.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Reposted by Glum Rock
Avanti West Coast if you try to use their WiFi:

#celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
David puts two and two together and gets Blue Whale.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Joe and Nick with the box lid.
#CelebrityTraitors
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I know who I'd like to see in the next series.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My money's on Nick to win.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Explain a film plot badly:

Kansas girl goes on killing spree during tornado.
Explain a film plot badly:

Shower curtain malfunction.
Explain a film plot badly:

Rock collector swims through human waste.
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I was accused of cutting the bottoms out of all the cardboard boxes in the warehouse - but it was a baseless accusation.
#LunchPun
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM