Glum Rock
@jimblower.bsky.social
Left to my own devices I probably wouldn't.
Pinned
I've got two tickets to the Andre Rieu Christmas Concert, baby.
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.
I'm just a middle-class, middle-aged dirtbag, baby, like you.
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.
I'm just a middle-class, middle-aged dirtbag, baby, like you.
"A man was complaining about all the multi-national companies contaminating his fields with drugs and stopping the crops from growing."
"Big pharma?"
"No. He was about five foot six."
#LunchPun
"Big pharma?"
"No. He was about five foot six."
#LunchPun
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"A man was complaining about all the multi-national companies contaminating his fields with drugs and stopping the crops from growing."
"Big pharma?"
"No. He was about five foot six."
#LunchPun
"Big pharma?"
"No. He was about five foot six."
#LunchPun
Reposted by Glum Rock
I've been having dreams where I am cutting the outline of letters of the names of my old girlfriends out of cardboard.
I think I am having an exes-stencil crisis.
#LunchPun
I think I am having an exes-stencil crisis.
#LunchPun
February 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I've been having dreams where I am cutting the outline of letters of the names of my old girlfriends out of cardboard.
I think I am having an exes-stencil crisis.
#LunchPun
I think I am having an exes-stencil crisis.
#LunchPun
We all want AI to be that friend you have that does all the research and advises you on what brand of air fryer to buy.
Unfortunately, more often than not, AI is that mate stood behind you at the quiz machine, swearing blind that D is the answer, convincing you not to go for the correct answer, A.
Unfortunately, more often than not, AI is that mate stood behind you at the quiz machine, swearing blind that D is the answer, convincing you not to go for the correct answer, A.
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
We all want AI to be that friend you have that does all the research and advises you on what brand of air fryer to buy.
Unfortunately, more often than not, AI is that mate stood behind you at the quiz machine, swearing blind that D is the answer, convincing you not to go for the correct answer, A.
Unfortunately, more often than not, AI is that mate stood behind you at the quiz machine, swearing blind that D is the answer, convincing you not to go for the correct answer, A.
The BBC should just have a guest Director-General that changes each week like they do on Have I Got News For You.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The BBC should just have a guest Director-General that changes each week like they do on Have I Got News For You.
Surely there is only one real candidate now for the BBC Director-General job...
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Surely there is only one real candidate now for the BBC Director-General job...
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Who is going to win the FIFA Prize for Physics though?
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Who is going to win the FIFA Prize for Physics though?
Proper telly that.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Proper telly that.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
Joe in the green room after the show.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Joe in the green room after the show.
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Alan's won. What!?
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November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Alan's won. What!?
#CelebrityTraitors
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Nick voting for Joe.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nick voting for Joe.
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Joe when he got banished.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Joe when he got banished.
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Alan trying to prove to the others he is a faithful.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Alan trying to prove to the others he is a faithful.
#CelebrityTraitors
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Cat being asked to make a comment.
#CelebrityTraitors
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November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Cat being asked to make a comment.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
Nick going straight for Alan and Cat.
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#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nick going straight for Alan and Cat.
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#CelebrityTraitors
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November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
David puts two and two together and gets Blue Whale.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
David puts two and two together and gets Blue Whale.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
Joe and Nick with the box lid.
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a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
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November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Joe and Nick with the box lid.
#CelebrityTraitors
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I know who I'd like to see in the next series.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I know who I'd like to see in the next series.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
My money's on Nick to win.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My money's on Nick to win.
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#CelebrityTraitors
Explain a film plot badly:
Kansas girl goes on killing spree during tornado.
Kansas girl goes on killing spree during tornado.
Explain a film plot badly:
Shower curtain malfunction.
Shower curtain malfunction.
Explain a film plot badly:
Rock collector swims through human waste.
Rock collector swims through human waste.
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
Kansas girl goes on killing spree during tornado.
Kansas girl goes on killing spree during tornado.