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“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream, and he sometimes wondered whose it was, and whether they were enjoying it.” @ionawonderbox’s love bulb. Keeping my end up for UK/US international relations.
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Posting this as my standard response to living with a pagan witch.
More of a quack. Like a duck 🦆.
Well, we all ❤️ you.

So put that in your pipe, lovely human.
Its takes a big hammer to drive a big nail.

And we’ll leave it at that.

#gravity
So, in your own words (not mine)… your giant ass is actually pulling me towards you, right?
Yes, that’s it. I think Independence was the one we saw.
Is that Independence of the Seas? Saw its sister ship in Southampton dock recently.

My immediate reaction was - no, no, no, no, just NO! God awful.
The answer, it turns out, was an emphatic no.

There were genuine signs that the players were adapting and there was some unlucky results.

Absolute cluster fuck of a situation now tho.

Anyway, your lot looking much better tho. Tough result today.
I thought so too, I knew exactly what she meant with no explanation needed. Delicious metaphor!
Every now and then ’Box comes out with a Midwestern turn of phrase that I’ve not heard before, and I just love hearing them and how people express themselves in other parts of the world.

Todays, said regarding the poor internet connection here, was:

“It’s slower than molasses in January”.
We headed over to the microbrewery for a chill afternoon - needed to get out of the house as we were feeling cooped up.

There’s friendly faces, some live music and Greek food truck to chase the blues away.
Offer? You escorting again?

Anyway, when you’re next in our neck of woods please do let us know. I actually think we’re the ones missing out.
I said the same. He’s a such a tart. We should call him Mr Kipling from now on.

Saying that, hope to meet the legend himself some day!
I know right, so great that the visionary Paul Simon even wrote a song about it.

‘You Can Call Me Al’

As demonstrated in that video - it is quite literally slop.

I get it. There is no truth any more.
Mike, you’re like licking a lemon.

You pull a face at first, but for some reason want to go back for more.

PS. Don’t fucking DM me, coz ain’t licking your lemon. 🍋