Jimbobbers
@jimbobbers.bsky.social
“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream, and he sometimes wondered whose it was, and whether they were enjoying it.”
@ionawonderbox’s love bulb.
Keeping my end up for UK/US international relations.
@ionawonderbox’s love bulb.
Keeping my end up for UK/US international relations.
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Jimbobbers
@jimbobbers.bsky.social
· May 18
Posting this as my standard response to living with a pagan witch.
I think @madamegothica.bsky.social would approve.
Dear reader, she did WhatsApp me.
And I’ve been in touch with the North Pole.
But I’m getting mixed messages back - she’s been both naughty, yet also a good girl?
Not sure who’s in charge at Santa HQ, but their comms are terrible.
And I’ve been in touch with the North Pole.
But I’m getting mixed messages back - she’s been both naughty, yet also a good girl?
Not sure who’s in charge at Santa HQ, but their comms are terrible.
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think @madamegothica.bsky.social would approve.
Dear reader, she did WhatsApp me.
And I’ve been in touch with the North Pole.
But I’m getting mixed messages back - she’s been both naughty, yet also a good girl?
Not sure who’s in charge at Santa HQ, but their comms are terrible.
And I’ve been in touch with the North Pole.
But I’m getting mixed messages back - she’s been both naughty, yet also a good girl?
Not sure who’s in charge at Santa HQ, but their comms are terrible.
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dear reader, she did WhatsApp me.
And I’ve been in touch with the North Pole.
But I’m getting mixed messages back - she’s been both naughty, yet also a good girl?
Not sure who’s in charge at Santa HQ, but their comms are terrible.
And I’ve been in touch with the North Pole.
But I’m getting mixed messages back - she’s been both naughty, yet also a good girl?
Not sure who’s in charge at Santa HQ, but their comms are terrible.
@ionawonderbox.bsky.social …you could just WhatsApp me.
December 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@ionawonderbox.bsky.social …you could just WhatsApp me.
I did the final Christmas shop at big Tesco early this morning. And it was already pretty packed at 8am.
Thank god thats done.
And everything else is ready too - decoration, presents, wrapping and the visiting logistics.
…and relax!
Thank god thats done.
And everything else is ready too - decoration, presents, wrapping and the visiting logistics.
…and relax!
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I did the final Christmas shop at big Tesco early this morning. And it was already pretty packed at 8am.
Thank god thats done.
And everything else is ready too - decoration, presents, wrapping and the visiting logistics.
…and relax!
Thank god thats done.
And everything else is ready too - decoration, presents, wrapping and the visiting logistics.
…and relax!
So @ionawonderbox.bsky.social will arrive back in the UK just in the nick of time for Christmas (talk about cutting it fine).
We’ll be well stocked with food and drink, and if anyone calls, we’re out!
We’ll be well stocked with food and drink, and if anyone calls, we’re out!
December 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So @ionawonderbox.bsky.social will arrive back in the UK just in the nick of time for Christmas (talk about cutting it fine).
We’ll be well stocked with food and drink, and if anyone calls, we’re out!
We’ll be well stocked with food and drink, and if anyone calls, we’re out!
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The hearty stew I made is a bit good! That’s not a brag as it was so simple a moron like me can do it.
But by jasys is it tasty.
Never used a slow cooker before, but think I’m now a disciple of Crockpot.
So… a bowl of beef stew 🥘 for lunch!
But by jasys is it tasty.
Never used a slow cooker before, but think I’m now a disciple of Crockpot.
So… a bowl of beef stew 🥘 for lunch!
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The hearty stew I made is a bit good! That’s not a brag as it was so simple a moron like me can do it.
But by jasys is it tasty.
Never used a slow cooker before, but think I’m now a disciple of Crockpot.
So… a bowl of beef stew 🥘 for lunch!
But by jasys is it tasty.
Never used a slow cooker before, but think I’m now a disciple of Crockpot.
So… a bowl of beef stew 🥘 for lunch!
The million and one Black Friday promo emails I was receiving have now been replaced by Cyber Monday offers.
Cyber Monday? What fresh hell is this?
Cyber Monday? What fresh hell is this?
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The million and one Black Friday promo emails I was receiving have now been replaced by Cyber Monday offers.
Cyber Monday? What fresh hell is this?
Cyber Monday? What fresh hell is this?
I’m a bit bored.
‘Box bought a slow cooker CrockPot thing a year or so ago, and yesterday I bought ingredients to make a beef stew.
So think I’m gonna go occupy myself with that.
‘Box bought a slow cooker CrockPot thing a year or so ago, and yesterday I bought ingredients to make a beef stew.
So think I’m gonna go occupy myself with that.
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I’m a bit bored.
‘Box bought a slow cooker CrockPot thing a year or so ago, and yesterday I bought ingredients to make a beef stew.
So think I’m gonna go occupy myself with that.
‘Box bought a slow cooker CrockPot thing a year or so ago, and yesterday I bought ingredients to make a beef stew.
So think I’m gonna go occupy myself with that.
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild
Scoop
Muck
Dizzy
Roley too
Lofty
*incredible work ethic. Absolute animals.
Scoop
Muck
Dizzy
Roley too
Lofty
*incredible work ethic. Absolute animals.
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild
Goat
Horse
Zippy
Bungle
Big Foot
Goat
Horse
Zippy
Bungle
Big Foot
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Brown bear
Bison
Moose
Badger
Pelican
Brown bear
Bison
Moose
Badger
Pelican
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild
Scoop
Muck
Dizzy
Roley too
Lofty
*incredible work ethic. Absolute animals.
Scoop
Muck
Dizzy
Roley too
Lofty
*incredible work ethic. Absolute animals.
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild
Goat
Horse
Zippy
Bungle
Big Foot
Goat
Horse
Zippy
Bungle
Big Foot
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Brown bear
Bison
Moose
Badger
Pelican
Brown bear
Bison
Moose
Badger
Pelican
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Alligator
Coyote
Opossum
Dolphin
Bald Eagle
Alligator
Coyote
Opossum
Dolphin
Bald Eagle
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild
Goat
Horse
Zippy
Bungle
Big Foot
Goat
Horse
Zippy
Bungle
Big Foot
Anyone looking for Christmas gift ideas?
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Anyone looking for Christmas gift ideas?
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Ha! This was genuinely the 6th picture. Kismet!
Ha! This was genuinely the 6th picture. Kismet!
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Ha! This was genuinely the 6th picture. Kismet!
Ha! This was genuinely the 6th picture. Kismet!
I got Hope, Pizza, Travel
So I typed that into What3Words and it’s the middle of a lake near Shanghai, China.
Not really sure what this means for 2026 tho.
So I typed that into What3Words and it’s the middle of a lake near Shanghai, China.
Not really sure what this means for 2026 tho.
Oh my.
Penis
Pizza
Anal 😳
Can I try again?
Penis
Pizza
Anal 😳
Can I try again?
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I got Hope, Pizza, Travel
So I typed that into What3Words and it’s the middle of a lake near Shanghai, China.
Not really sure what this means for 2026 tho.
So I typed that into What3Words and it’s the middle of a lake near Shanghai, China.
Not really sure what this means for 2026 tho.
Took a walk to get some fresh air. It’s just above freezing out.
Clear skies means an extra blanket on the bed tonight.
Clear skies means an extra blanket on the bed tonight.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Took a walk to get some fresh air. It’s just above freezing out.
Clear skies means an extra blanket on the bed tonight.
Clear skies means an extra blanket on the bed tonight.
Lovely bit of afternoon sunshine after all the dingy gloom we’ve had.
But it was already setting at 3:30 pm :(
But it was already setting at 3:30 pm :(
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Lovely bit of afternoon sunshine after all the dingy gloom we’ve had.
But it was already setting at 3:30 pm :(
But it was already setting at 3:30 pm :(
In bed - alone.
However, as ‘Box was laying here about 16 hours ago I think there’s a residual DNA trace I can comfort myself with.
Which might sound a bit, like, weird.
Then again, no different to some gal wearing her boyfriend’s fleece when he’s gone.
Right? I hope so.
However, as ‘Box was laying here about 16 hours ago I think there’s a residual DNA trace I can comfort myself with.
Which might sound a bit, like, weird.
Then again, no different to some gal wearing her boyfriend’s fleece when he’s gone.
Right? I hope so.
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
In bed - alone.
However, as ‘Box was laying here about 16 hours ago I think there’s a residual DNA trace I can comfort myself with.
Which might sound a bit, like, weird.
Then again, no different to some gal wearing her boyfriend’s fleece when he’s gone.
Right? I hope so.
However, as ‘Box was laying here about 16 hours ago I think there’s a residual DNA trace I can comfort myself with.
Which might sound a bit, like, weird.
Then again, no different to some gal wearing her boyfriend’s fleece when he’s gone.
Right? I hope so.
Me as a Bluesky therapist…
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist…
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just back from Heathrow, and now…
🎵I’ve lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Whoa, that ‘Boxy feelin'
I've lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Now she’s gone, gone, gone,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh 🎵
😭
🎵I’ve lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Whoa, that ‘Boxy feelin'
I've lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Now she’s gone, gone, gone,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh 🎵
😭
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Just back from Heathrow, and now…
🎵I’ve lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Whoa, that ‘Boxy feelin'
I've lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Now she’s gone, gone, gone,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh 🎵
😭
🎵I’ve lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Whoa, that ‘Boxy feelin'
I've lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Now she’s gone, gone, gone,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh 🎵
😭
Watching I’m A Celeb with ‘Box as it’s a new cultural thing for her.
Box: This is very BDSM. Firstly they’re asked for consent to do a trial. Then they are completely humiliated. After which, they get praised.
…which is a whole new perspective I’d never even considered.
Box: This is very BDSM. Firstly they’re asked for consent to do a trial. Then they are completely humiliated. After which, they get praised.
…which is a whole new perspective I’d never even considered.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Watching I’m A Celeb with ‘Box as it’s a new cultural thing for her.
Box: This is very BDSM. Firstly they’re asked for consent to do a trial. Then they are completely humiliated. After which, they get praised.
…which is a whole new perspective I’d never even considered.
Box: This is very BDSM. Firstly they’re asked for consent to do a trial. Then they are completely humiliated. After which, they get praised.
…which is a whole new perspective I’d never even considered.
Last supper with ‘Box.
Yummm!
Yummm!
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Last supper with ‘Box.
Yummm!
Yummm!
Popped down to the local to sit by the fire for a proper pint with ‘Box (as it’s taters at home).
-3°C outside ❄️
And yet so, so, so cosy in here.
Size of this fireplace, tho.
-3°C outside ❄️
And yet so, so, so cosy in here.
Size of this fireplace, tho.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Popped down to the local to sit by the fire for a proper pint with ‘Box (as it’s taters at home).
-3°C outside ❄️
And yet so, so, so cosy in here.
Size of this fireplace, tho.
-3°C outside ❄️
And yet so, so, so cosy in here.
Size of this fireplace, tho.