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Nat Guest
@unfortunatalie.bsky.social
"Natalie, HR is just concerned. We can't have a renegade jumping into bins and trying to solve crimes."

Currently working in research & scholarly technology, past lives in journalism & comedy promotion. I write things sometimes. UK based.
Pinned
"words of affirmation"
"physical touch"
NO the only way I wish to show or receive affection is by sending someone a little picture of something insulting and writing "this is you"
My brain is currently playing an absolutely enraging mashup of Pussy Palace and Little Drummer Boy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I just bought something for £10 exactly in a shop and the woman at the counter asked me if I wanted to round it up 😭😭😭 to WHAT
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I am going to enjoy reading the book and using the handkerchiefs.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This guy does not understand the concept of conversations, parties, or humour. Very peculiar.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Train from London to Scarborough today (3 hours). £80+ for ONE WAY. No reserved seat. Toilet was overflowing with piss.
We welcome the news of a #RailFares freeze. In #CommunityRail, we see the incredible impact for people, places & planet when public transport is affordable, accessible & inclusive, & we hope this step forms part of a wider shift to climate & community-friendly transport. www.gov.uk/government/n...
First rail freeze in 30 years to ease the cost of living
Rail fares frozen for the first time in 30 years in historic intervention to deliver real savings for millions of commuters.
www.gov.uk
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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One of the changes that OpenAI has made to make ChatGPT safer is a "take a break" nudge. There's something quite interesting about the design here. Which thing does it make you want to click?
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Many of you will already have this in your inboxes! Many of you, equally, will not. open.substack.com/pub/inbetwee...
On leaving Brighton
Never had a life event I didn't want to be melodramatic about.
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Important His Dark Materials question. Do daemons poo? They ARE tangible; they interact with the world around them; but they are not necessarily corporeal, as they pop out of existence when we die.
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Eternal European pain glitch.... name of my noise band.
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Have I ever listened to Hey Jude by The Beatles? Absolutely not. It's addressed to Jude, not me. What about Annie's Song by John Denver? Nope. Not my song so none of my business. Everyone should treat the private communications of musicians with the same level of respect as I do.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Don't play with me, instagram.
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Who wrote those two boring new songs in Wicked: For Good and how do we stop them writing any more songs and injecting them into things?
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Not saying I would be caught by sirensong but I would definitely crash my ship straight into a rock if I heard this
Seals singing in a sea cave

#Orkney 🦭🎧
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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There's a massive fence right across Australia called the dingo fence to keep the dingoes on one side of Australia and not the other. Did you guys know about this? Like hadrian's wall but for dingoes.
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Apologies to my friends around the country but at this point I have lost track of who has a baby and who doesn't, as so many of you suddenly did it at once and (frankly) without my consent.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm very tired and I think I might go and purchase a large chocolate bar about it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Now this is a social media manager DOING THEIR JOBBBBB
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Did you guys hear about the Georgia man who died in a scuba diving accident after which family looked in the backyard treehouse and found the skeletal remains of his missing adult son? It’s such a weird story and I need there to be any kind of resolution.
Skeletal remains of missing son found in backyard tree house days after father dies in scuba accident
Henry Hank Frantz, 32, went missing four years ago, according to reports.
www.nbcnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
There's a massive fence right across Australia called the dingo fence to keep the dingoes on one side of Australia and not the other. Did you guys know about this? Like hadrian's wall but for dingoes.
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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MaaS - magic as a service
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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It's a real shame that no-one publishes a 3D map of our cities that shows the underground as well as the surface. Seeing the tunnels used by pedestrians, trains, roads, clean water, sewage, gas and electricity would be great. Hidden infrastructure that needs to be seen.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM