Nat Guest
@unfortunatalie.bsky.social
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"Natalie, HR is just concerned. We can't have a renegade jumping into bins and trying to solve crimes." Currently working in research & scholarly technology, past lives in journalism & comedy promotion. I write things sometimes. UK based.
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"words of affirmation"
"physical touch"
NO the only way I wish to show or receive affection is by sending someone a little picture of something insulting and writing "this is you"
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In England we do not call them scary movies. We call them frightening films.
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My fitbit has started yelling at me "RECOVERY NEEDS REST DAYS!" and like....I know babe but life decided not to give me any of those this week.
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All these transparent attempts to join all their apps' user journeys together so that we can move ~seamlessly~ through the ~metaverse~ and simply nobody wants to do it. Embarrassing.
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Instagram I am afraid I am never going to want to, for some reason, share someone else's post to my story and also make it my WhatsApp status at the same time (?)
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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Free knuckle tattoo idea: AVON LADY
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I have an awful time at the Brixton Academy every time I go but tonight took the piss to the degree that I've now blacklisted it. I am just not going to that fucking place ever again.
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A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”
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Nobody will leave the pig girl alone
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Yes i don't think they should be called tabs even, because they don't tab sideways. They should be called uhh. Scales.
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Luckily I've actually never worked out how to open a new tab on my phone. Is it annoying? Yes. Does it probably save a lot of RAM? Certainly. Do phones have RAM? No idea.
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Oh I'm missing the fucking Celebrity Traitors..... well it's too late now, I'm already in bed.
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Turns out they're not very interesting places when you stop drinking!
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I get a great feeling of freedom when the browser finally crashes and I lose them all. Like tears in the wind.
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Not for me, obviously. Lock me OUT 🙅‍♀️
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Just remembered describing an edge-case in a meeting with the words "and I know that's a bit of a spiders georg scenario" to a load of extremely offline people senior to me, but with such confidence no one even blinked.
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I guess I am spiders georg here.
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I am also a multi tab multi window girlie. Once the tabs get too small to read it's new window time baybeeeeee!
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They are little babies to me
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Absolutely *deranged* people on this season of Love is Blind, I don't know what they're putting in the water in Denver.