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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀

@jimmytwohands.bsky.social

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I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him Chicago number one in da world, baby!

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · Jul 22

If you follow me on this site or I follow you, that means we are friends and I will totally share a bag of corn nuts with you ( if I have one)

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 1h

They were interrupted me with ads in the middle of the bottom of the 15th inning or whatever for some horseshit about a morning zoo radio show and I have decided that is why the tigers lost and I am gong to find out who did this and give them pain
Anyhow best of luck to the mariners

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 1h

Baptain Queefheart

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 2h

In 2012 they did not lose to the giants, they lost to themselves in the same way that luke skywalker lost to himself in the cave on dagobah in empire strikes back

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 2h

Harry Potter and the Order of the Queefness

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 2h

One of the ads I am hearing is about an ai assistant for answering phones and I am imagining what I would do to these people if I ever were to meet them. My imagination frightens me

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 2h

If they kept skubal in this game woulda been over
one way or another

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 2h

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 2h

This fucking radio app decided to interrupt the middle of extra in innings with ads for shit that I hate on principle fuck you i willl never buy your product ever, in fact i will hunt you down like a boar

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 2h

This is the only way the game can go between these two lovely teams

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 2h

This is the only way the game can go between these two lovely teams

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 2h

my tigers hat is so worn out and fucked up from stamping on it over the years I can’t even set it on my head as a rally cap I am in rough shape here in the lucky 13th inning

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 2h

They are doing the seven nation army chant, that is a Detroit song you motherfuckers, sign black hole sun or some bullshit bitches

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 3h

Hearing the joy of mariners fans is making me angry and i know it should not. They are neither the yankees nor the cardinals and they have had a rough time of it

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 3h

i forgot what inning we are on

i amb in a fugue state

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 3h

also there does not seem to be a way to quote toot On There

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 3h

Every ice agent is given the opportunity to have a blindfold and a cigarette, that is the moderate position

Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 6h

ICE left David, a 17-year-old boy, stranded on the side of Interstate 20 after pulling over his immigrant father, Hector, in Mississippi.

David began running in the scorching sun after the car and watched as it disappeared from sight—soon headed to a Louisiana ICE prison.

Here's their story.

ICE Stranded a 17-Year-Old on I-20 After Arresting His Father. The Mississippi Dad Now Faces Deportation.

A 17-year-old watched as ICE arrested his immigrant father, Hector, on I-20 in June. The family faces mounting legal fees and the risk of deportation.

www.mississippifreepress.org

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 3h

I am going through and liking everyone’s posts out of spite (and love)

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 3h

They broke like a hundred bats in this game what’s the deal

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 3h

a “banger” post has 5 replies, a hundred retooots, and zero likes. You’re getting ratioed!!!!

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 3h

I think I’ve walked a mile in my house pacing around while listening to this game
I hope i survive the evening

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 4h

“if i had a time machine i’d go back and kill baby hitler”

whatever if i had a time machine i’d go back to 3,000 BC on the central asian steppes during a full solar eclipse with thirty crates of doritos to appear in front of a phalanx of extremely stoned scythian warriors and be worshipped as a god

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 7h

There’s gotta be a Tex Avery look a like for that flat faced frogmouth anchor too, if someone can find one please advise

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 8h

its friday
its five
lets party

Partytown

YouTube video by Glenn Frey - Topic

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 8h

CE-CE-CCC-CRAMBONE

The country singing mouse from tom and Jerry

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

Every word in a song by Live is placenta, just like every word in a song by Aerosmith is sassafras

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