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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀

@jimmytwohands.bsky.social

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I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him Chicago number one in da world, baby!

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · Jul 22

If you follow me on this site or I follow you, that means we are friends and I will totally share a bag of corn nuts with you ( if I have one)

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 1m

I will say, whoever wins this series better beat the dodgers. I want an interesting world series this year, and we are good on the AL side with the yankees out

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 2m

So are the brew crew! You’re actually still ahead in this series! At least for another inning!

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 5m

My friend I am a Tigers fan. I feel your pain

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 8m

case in point I was pulling for the Phillies

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 10m

It’s my fault buddy, any team i root for ends up losing in horrible and embarrassing ways

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 14m

so you’re giving handies to tech billionaires for free? damn son that is sad

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 1h

Stephen miller seems like the kind of guy who pulls down his pants and lifts up his shirt when he pees

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 7h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 7h

it’s also really clunky and freezes up a lot and makes it hard to follow a thread and I’m sure someone will tell me that’s all my fault for using it wrong

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

how is babby get in plcenta

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

(Mostly seeing these takes because the algorithms show me my friends who are on there dragging these goobers)

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 9h

Checking the temperature on threads and it’s a lot of this

Buff shiba inu in a maga hat saying I'm a big tough guy unlike weak sissy libtards”
Crying shiba inu in a maga hat saying “I thought about Chicago and peed my pants and frew up”

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 11h

you son of a bitch. YOU SON OF A BITCH

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 12h

Hat guy tried to steal a subway train in the Taking of Pelham 123

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 12h

“I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle”

Biker bar scene from beginning of terminator 2 with good boy as terminator and frog costume guy as biker tough

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 13h

Loud boo-hoos as the bluejays whipped the yankees’ punk asses in New York

Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnsbaseball.bsky.social · 2d

Loud boos for O Canada in New York

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 14h

at 15k followers i will cast a curse on donald trump

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 13h

They’re gonna air mail him to Abu Dhabi

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 1d

New — White House says Donald Trump will visit Walter Reed Medical Center on Friday.

"On Friday morning, President Trump will visit Walter Reed Medical Center for a planned meeting and remarks with the troops. While there, President Trump will stop by for his routine yearly check up. He will then return to the White House. President Trump is considering going to the Middle East shortly thereafter." - White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 17h

I’m really good at petting cats

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 17h

those aren’t real people. you cannot convince me any of those are real people

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 1d

yes. i know. i listened to the game until the end and celebrated the yankees losing. i said this during the middle of the game, when it was not a forgone conclusion that they would, in fact, defeat the hated yankees

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 1d

I was once scolded for shitposting. I was told “this is not a place for jokes”

Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 1d

my main issue with mastodon is you cannot get this 420 number on a post. You will get a hundred retweets before you get 20 likes. I cannot switch over there completely if motherfuckers don’t learn the courtesy fave

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 1d

haha nice

The above post with 4 reposts and 20 likes, that’s the weed number

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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 1d

ok now Phillies win this game and the next two please