Jimmy Two Hands (gobblin’ mode)🦃
@jimmytwohands.bsky.social
I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
Pinned
If you follow me on this site or I follow you, that means we are friends and I will totally share a bag of corn nuts with you ( if I have one)
This coulda been us but merrick garland playin
Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro must begin serving his 27-year prison sentence for plotting an attempted coup, Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes has ruled. https://cnn.it/4p1dgDV
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This coulda been us but merrick garland playin
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Waddle was at January 6, and you don’t gotta ask why he pardoned a turkey named goebbels
President Donald Trump plans to bestow ceremonial pardons on Tuesday on two turkeys named Waddle and Gobble. He will then fly to his private Florida resort on Tuesday to celebrate Thanksgiving. https://to.pbs.org/4ohuCva
WATCH LIVE: Trump pardons turkeys Gobble and Waddle for Thanksgiving
Waddle and Gobble, the two birds that will be spared from the dinner table, enjoyed luxury hotel accommodations ahead of their White House visit.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Waddle was at January 6, and you don’t gotta ask why he pardoned a turkey named goebbels
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Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
If we are having food discourse today, all of my most controversial food opinions are in this album
Gmugah, by Gmugah
17 track album
gmugah.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If we are having food discourse today, all of my most controversial food opinions are in this album
The Duel of the Fates script that was supposedly meant to be the third star war sequel, and then I’d make jj abrams watch it on a loop with his eyelids propped open like in clockwork orange
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Duel of the Fates script that was supposedly meant to be the third star war sequel, and then I’d make jj abrams watch it on a loop with his eyelids propped open like in clockwork orange
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They specialize in legal issues concerning lasagna, international shipment of live animals to Abu Dhabi, accidental ingestion of dog semen,
October 25, 2023 at 3:19 PM
They specialize in legal issues concerning lasagna, international shipment of live animals to Abu Dhabi, accidental ingestion of dog semen,
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
Waddle was at January 6, and you don’t gotta ask why he pardoned a turkey named goebbels
President Donald Trump plans to bestow ceremonial pardons on Tuesday on two turkeys named Waddle and Gobble. He will then fly to his private Florida resort on Tuesday to celebrate Thanksgiving. https://to.pbs.org/4ohuCva
WATCH LIVE: Trump pardons turkeys Gobble and Waddle for Thanksgiving
Waddle and Gobble, the two birds that will be spared from the dinner table, enjoyed luxury hotel accommodations ahead of their White House visit.
to.pbs.org
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Waddle was at January 6, and you don’t gotta ask why he pardoned a turkey named goebbels
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“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
I guess he does look like someone attacked his face with a chisel
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I guess he does look like someone attacked his face with a chisel
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
since everyone is sharing controversial star wars takes today I will state that boba fett sucks. all he does is stand around and look cool for a few scenes, doesn’t do anything cool, and was completely deserving of tripping over his dick and falling into the sarlacc pit
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
since everyone is sharing controversial star wars takes today I will state that boba fett sucks. all he does is stand around and look cool for a few scenes, doesn’t do anything cool, and was completely deserving of tripping over his dick and falling into the sarlacc pit
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Her hair is Harlow gold
Her brows a sweet surprise
Her men are weird and old
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes
Her brows a sweet surprise
Her men are weird and old
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Her hair is Harlow gold
Her brows a sweet surprise
Her men are weird and old
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes
Her brows a sweet surprise
Her men are weird and old
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes
It would be funny as hell if the democrats end up taking over the house by default but then run away and hide like Chester A Arthur did to avoid getting inaugurated after Garfield died
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It would be funny as hell if the democrats end up taking over the house by default but then run away and hide like Chester A Arthur did to avoid getting inaugurated after Garfield died
do nut november ✅
donut november ✅
donut november ✅
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
do nut november ✅
donut november ✅
donut november ✅
Got to march in a funeral parade for pal Tony Fitzpatrick last night and also pissed off some people driving luxury SUVs in the process, which I think Tony would have appreciated
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Got to march in a funeral parade for pal Tony Fitzpatrick last night and also pissed off some people driving luxury SUVs in the process, which I think Tony would have appreciated
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Hey I'll be on the internet typing tonite about my band Mint Mile's new LP andwhichstray. Everyone will listen to the rec together and type back at me with probing q's. This record was the next-to-last thing our beloved Steve Albini recorded (hi FACS), and I like it very much xo tm
Mint Mile "andwhichstray" Listening Party! from Mint Mile
Listening Party from Mint Mile.
mintmile.bandcamp.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hey I'll be on the internet typing tonite about my band Mint Mile's new LP andwhichstray. Everyone will listen to the rec together and type back at me with probing q's. This record was the next-to-last thing our beloved Steve Albini recorded (hi FACS), and I like it very much xo tm
ai writer for the economist get the comic wrong, both in the writer and the point
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
ai writer for the economist get the comic wrong, both in the writer and the point
If this shit ain’t banned they could at least give us back lawn darts
The fact that the bot told this kid that rope is “the most classic” method for hanging yourself is insane
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
ChatGPT Lawsuit Over Teen’s Suicide Could Lead to Big Tech Reckoning
The parents of 16-year-old Adam Raine claim OpenAI's bot is unsafe and that it encouraged their son not to tell anyone about plans to take his own life
www.yahoo.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If this shit ain’t banned they could at least give us back lawn darts