Jimmy Two Hands (gobblin’ mode)🦃
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I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
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Are stuffed animals conscious? Many children hold tea parties with them like real people
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Are stuffed animals conscious? Many children hold tea parties with them like real people
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
Waddle was at January 6, and you don’t gotta ask why he pardoned a turkey named goebbels
President Donald Trump plans to bestow ceremonial pardons on Tuesday on two turkeys named Waddle and Gobble. He will then fly to his private Florida resort on Tuesday to celebrate Thanksgiving. https://to.pbs.org/4ohuCva
WATCH LIVE: Trump pardons turkeys Gobble and Waddle for Thanksgiving
Waddle and Gobble, the two birds that will be spared from the dinner table, enjoyed luxury hotel accommodations ahead of their White House visit.
to.pbs.org
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Waddle was at January 6, and you don’t gotta ask why he pardoned a turkey named goebbels
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“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
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Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
The shading they add on every character now really throws me off, but one nice thing about it is if you turn on an episode and they look like that , you’ll immediately know it’ll be dogshit
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The shading they add on every character now really throws me off, but one nice thing about it is if you turn on an episode and they look like that , you’ll immediately know it’ll be dogshit
inshallah
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
inshallah
“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
You can pick some up in the freezer case at the Zuul-Osco
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You can pick some up in the freezer case at the Zuul-Osco
Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
I am sure if other religious groups were holding non-religious events that promote violating international law he would oppose those as well
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I am sure if other religious groups were holding non-religious events that promote violating international law he would oppose those as well
It is usually a good thing for our elected leaders to chastise a group openly planning to violate international law
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It is usually a good thing for our elected leaders to chastise a group openly planning to violate international law
I guess he does look like someone attacked his face with a chisel
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I guess he does look like someone attacked his face with a chisel
Was gonna have leftover pizza for lunch but I started thinking about the italian invasion of ethiopia
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Was gonna have leftover pizza for lunch but I started thinking about the italian invasion of ethiopia
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
While we are at it, the Last Jedi was good, 3rd or 4th best movie and the Rise of Skywalker was the absolute worst, lower than the prequels, both Ewok adventures, and the holiday special, and worse than all the tv shows including book of boba fett
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
While we are at it, the Last Jedi was good, 3rd or 4th best movie and the Rise of Skywalker was the absolute worst, lower than the prequels, both Ewok adventures, and the holiday special, and worse than all the tv shows including book of boba fett
Shoulda left him dead, instead they brought him back to be in a tv show that sucked
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Shoulda left him dead, instead they brought him back to be in a tv show that sucked
since everyone is sharing controversial star wars takes today I will state that boba fett sucks. all he does is stand around and look cool for a few scenes, doesn’t do anything cool, and was completely deserving of tripping over his dick and falling into the sarlacc pit
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
since everyone is sharing controversial star wars takes today I will state that boba fett sucks. all he does is stand around and look cool for a few scenes, doesn’t do anything cool, and was completely deserving of tripping over his dick and falling into the sarlacc pit
Americans should (a) know about the firebombing of Tokyo and (b) understand it was a horrible war crime and the movie gets it accomplished within the first 10 minutes
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Americans should (a) know about the firebombing of Tokyo and (b) understand it was a horrible war crime and the movie gets it accomplished within the first 10 minutes
I liked Solo just fine. There were some really annoying easter eggs thrown in and I would prefer to leave him winning the falcon in a later film, but the only thing I hated in it was having darth maul show up at the end
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I liked Solo just fine. There were some really annoying easter eggs thrown in and I would prefer to leave him winning the falcon in a later film, but the only thing I hated in it was having darth maul show up at the end
Some people say it’s worse after watching andor, but I like it better because it adds some substance to Forest Whittaker’s guy. Sure, it has continuity errors but who gives a shit
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Some people say it’s worse after watching andor, but I like it better because it adds some substance to Forest Whittaker’s guy. Sure, it has continuity errors but who gives a shit