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John Danek

@jjdanek.bsky.social

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Pittsburgh raised, Los Angeles aged • words at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, etc • music as Danek (loud guitars) & Infinighost (electronic)

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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · Jul 17

one must imagine sisyphus' caked up ass from all those lunges

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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 2d

i would wear this in a heartbeat

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 2d

wow, James Franklin fired. I liked him but yeah, long overdue

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 2d

i'm teaching my nephew guitar over Zoom and it's actually insane how much better he gets from week to week. it blows my mind and fills my heart. he is absolutely eating up "Seven Nation Army"

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 5d

Silksong? pssh, i'm all about that Silk Thong

(which is where i play Hollow Knight while wearing a silk thong and get permanently banned from twitch)

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 5d

for real. we're 2 for 2 with decent popes. 2 Dope Popes.

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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 8d

give me all the sauerkraut. give me so much that my stomach becomes confused and rebels against me.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 8d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 8d

eh, the world truly does not need my thoughts on taylor swift. And i'm glad for anyone enjoying music actually written by the artist! Have fun.

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 9d

this is a joke but one that i probably don't have to state as such because i don't think she has ever met one

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 9d

i offer a $100,000 reward to anyone who can prove that taylor swift has met a real showgirl at least once in her life

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 11d

last two great ones are Reputation and Lover. h8 to br8k it to you.

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 11d

taylor swift probably not gonna make another good album until her middle aged "blood on the tracks" album right?

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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 14d

nextdoor is infinitely more upsetting than /b/

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 16d

every small american town in the early 20th century: i think we finally need a bank here

architect: you know the Parthenon? i'm gonna make that shit look lame

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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 22d

a young, hot, midwest emo singer in a band: ohhh i'm so sad :-(

jim e. brown: hold my (13th) beer.

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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 21d

you're in for a wonderful adventure

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 22d

a young, hot, midwest emo singer in a band: ohhh i'm so sad :-(

jim e. brown: hold my (13th) beer.

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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 22d

i thought that was the whole point of the site

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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 23d

nothing grinds my enjoyment of an RPG to a halt like making me learn recipes and cycle through inventory to cook things

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 28d

i can't throw that cable tie away, i might need it in 40 years

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 28d

i've been tempted to ask my local karaoke joint to add it

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 29d

the average boomer is more addicted to facebook and chatgpt than i've ever been addicted to anything in my life

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · Sep 13

i had to rely on the juggalo in class to pull up some lithuanian website for that

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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · Sep 12

The Piper at the Gates of Dawn had to sound downright satanic when it came out

(it's time for my quarterly relisten of Pink Floyd's discography)

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · Sep 12

that's an album cover right there

John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · Sep 10

he did a good job especially with nailing a name that makes me sound white as elmer's glue when I say it