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Jonathan Keller
@jkeller5.bsky.social
620 followers 330 following 4.1K posts
Here for the South Florida sports, some pop culture references, and a healthy splash of immaturity.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1h
Next week’s game vs Cleveland is big
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 2h
STOP THE COUNT!!!!!!! #FinsUp
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 2h
We keep using Achane this heavily, he’s going to wind up in a tent on a beach in Australia before next season starts
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 2h
Win or lose, this drive really is a no lose situation. Either way it ends is fine
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 2h
Herbert has unique physical gifts, but he isn’t good enough.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 2h
He’s about a year away from getting a huge contract. A rebuilding team cannot afford to pay “highest paid running back in the league” money.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 2h
What do you think a team like KC would offer for Achane? Because they win the SB with him
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 2h
Getting gouged by Vidal Sassoon. #OoLaLa
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 2h
Like me; Homecoming, November 1984
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 2h
After the Cam Smith draft pick
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 2h
You guys remember this?
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 3h
#FinsUp
a woman says i feel nothing in front of a board
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 3h
The Dolphins are officially a Florida Panthers Appreciation franchise
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 3h
Wow, the Chargers suck too
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h
Honestly, if the Dolphins drafted Herbert, we would have wanted him gone by now also. Tannehill II
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h
Wow!!! The word “savvy” was just appropriately used to describe the Dolphins offense.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h
Achane rules
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h
Grier did draft Achane tho. Hey! Wait!!! Stop!!!
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h
(our best corner plays for Pittsburgh)
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h
I can’t even enjoy the one good thing that the Dolphins did today because I feel bad for OG and his son
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h
Boos & Booze: The Story of the 2025 Miami Dolphins
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h
Although, the bright sun, natural grass, and the uniforms are pretty aesthetically pleasing. Ours could be better, of course, but it the product out there looks much better than it is
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h
Your dad had Mark Clayton. You have Jalen waddle.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h
We are a disaster #FinsUp
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