Jonathan Keller
@jkeller5.bsky.social
Here for the South Florida sports, some pop culture references, and a healthy splash of immaturity.
Everything i know about Albania, I learned from Coach on Cheers. Sing it with me. “Albania. Albania. You border on the Adriatic. Your land is mostly mountainous. And your chief export is coal.”
February 7, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Everything i know about Albania, I learned from Coach on Cheers. Sing it with me. “Albania. Albania. You border on the Adriatic. Your land is mostly mountainous. And your chief export is coal.”
I heard that the Panthers 2026 1st round pick to Chicago for Seth Jones is Top Ten Protected. Is that true @msmambo.bsky.social ?
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I heard that the Panthers 2026 1st round pick to Chicago for Seth Jones is Top Ten Protected. Is that true @msmambo.bsky.social ?
PSA: You want to beat a head cold? Order up a Grande Honey Citrus Mint Tea from Starbucks. Put one stevia in for good luck. This drink ain't gonna cure cancer. In fact, it might promote/cause it. But against a head cold, it is undefeated.
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
PSA: You want to beat a head cold? Order up a Grande Honey Citrus Mint Tea from Starbucks. Put one stevia in for good luck. This drink ain't gonna cure cancer. In fact, it might promote/cause it. But against a head cold, it is undefeated.
This season needs to end. Rest up. Heal up. And go for Cup #3 next season #TimeToHunt
February 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
This season needs to end. Rest up. Heal up. And go for Cup #3 next season #TimeToHunt
I really don't mind the Heat not mortgaging the future for a 31 year-old oft injured player who won't make us a title contender. But only, ONLY, if the plan is to tank. I love a good Tank Season. Get in the lottery. Let's have some fun!!!
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I really don't mind the Heat not mortgaging the future for a 31 year-old oft injured player who won't make us a title contender. But only, ONLY, if the plan is to tank. I love a good Tank Season. Get in the lottery. Let's have some fun!!!
Let’s Go Home Marchy!!! 🐀🐀🐀🐀
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Let’s Go Home Marchy!!! 🐀🐀🐀🐀
Jay Brophy and Mark Brown should give Roger Craig’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Jay Brophy and Mark Brown should give Roger Craig’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech
I'm Jock Landale, and welcome to Truth or Consequences
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm Jock Landale, and welcome to Truth or Consequences
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I call things like I see them. That's what I did when I stood up to power at the highest level.
I’m calling it like I see it now – Ashley Moody is just another corrupt DC politician. It's time Florida had a Senator fighting for them.
I’m calling it like I see it now – Ashley Moody is just another corrupt DC politician. It's time Florida had a Senator fighting for them.
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I call things like I see them. That's what I did when I stood up to power at the highest level.
I’m calling it like I see it now – Ashley Moody is just another corrupt DC politician. It's time Florida had a Senator fighting for them.
I’m calling it like I see it now – Ashley Moody is just another corrupt DC politician. It's time Florida had a Senator fighting for them.
Twelve Million Dollars. And that’s considered “Team Friendly “. Twelve MILLION dollars. One year. Will probably be hurt for most of it. Pretty incredible
@JonHeyman tweeted
Arraez gets $12M for 1 year @ByRobertMurray 1st
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@JonHeyman Arraez to Giants @jorgecastillo 1st
Arraez gets $12M for 1 year @ByRobertMurray 1st
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@JonHeyman Arraez to Giants @jorgecastillo 1st
February 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Twelve Million Dollars. And that’s considered “Team Friendly “. Twelve MILLION dollars. One year. Will probably be hurt for most of it. Pretty incredible
But I heard one of the stars from Home Alone2 died
Did it happen??
As of Saturday, January 31, 2026, 7:02 AM, it has not.
As of Saturday, January 31, 2026, 7:02 AM, it has not.
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 PM
But I heard one of the stars from Home Alone2 died
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From “Dark Matter” by @pearljam.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:41 PM
From “Dark Matter” by @pearljam.com
Announced? Yes.
Pronounced? That's a whole other story.
Pronounced? That's a whole other story.
The Vikings announce that Kwesi Adofo-Mensah has been fired and that Rob Brzezinski will run it through the draft.
January 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Announced? Yes.
Pronounced? That's a whole other story.
Pronounced? That's a whole other story.
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Ted Nugent Releases Protest Song ‘Skanks Of Minneapolis’
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Ted Nugent Releases Protest Song ‘Skanks Of Minneapolis’
Wow, doesn't look AI to me at all. Amazing what they can do.
Al Washington has ties with Miami Dolphins head coach Jeff Hafley from their days at Ohio State.
Dolphins hiring esteemed Notre Dame assistant as linebackers coach
Miami Dolphins coach Jeff Hafley is hiring a defensive assistant from Notre Dame who was also with him at Ohio State.
www.sun-sentinel.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Wow, doesn't look AI to me at all. Amazing what they can do.
Once again, the Anidjar & Levine last minute dagger. Fucking mushing us.
January 30, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Once again, the Anidjar & Levine last minute dagger. Fucking mushing us.
That was another pretty fucking goal.
That was a pretty fucking goal. You guys aren’t enjoying this? 🐆
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 AM
That was another pretty fucking goal.
Hey! The Blues have the Bruins coach we got fired!! That guy must HATE us.
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Hey! The Blues have the Bruins coach we got fired!! That guy must HATE us.
That was a pretty fucking goal. You guys aren’t enjoying this? 🐆
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
That was a pretty fucking goal. You guys aren’t enjoying this? 🐆
See, who care if we lose this game. AJ Greer, with an assist, completes the Gordie Howe Hat Trick. #WhatABeauty. #TimeToHunt
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 AM
See, who care if we lose this game. AJ Greer, with an assist, completes the Gordie Howe Hat Trick. #WhatABeauty. #TimeToHunt
We’ve been the winning team in 11 of 12 playoff series over the last 3 seasons, and we’re upset, why? Everyone just enjoy. We’ll have a nice long summer, and come back healthy next year and make everybody else miserable again. And if we happen to sneak in this year, gonna be tough to beat us 4 of 7
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
We’ve been the winning team in 11 of 12 playoff series over the last 3 seasons, and we’re upset, why? Everyone just enjoy. We’ll have a nice long summer, and come back healthy next year and make everybody else miserable again. And if we happen to sneak in this year, gonna be tough to beat us 4 of 7
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"Not since Neil Young’s Ohio, released a few days after the National Guard killed four students at Kent State University on May 4, 1970, has a song by a major name been written, recorded and released in protest at government-sanctioned violence so quickly."
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Springsteen’s protest song Streets of Minneapolis is an act of bravery
Not since Neil Young’s Ohio in 1970 has a song by a major name been written, recorded and released in protest at government-sanctioned violence so quickly
www.thetimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 PM
"Not since Neil Young’s Ohio, released a few days after the National Guard killed four students at Kent State University on May 4, 1970, has a song by a major name been written, recorded and released in protest at government-sanctioned violence so quickly."
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There is no reason to trade for Giannis. It’d be a short term improvement, but this team is not one player away; and a 31 year old breaking-down Giannis would be wasted here. We need to be sellers, not buyers.
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 AM
There is no reason to trade for Giannis. It’d be a short term improvement, but this team is not one player away; and a 31 year old breaking-down Giannis would be wasted here. We need to be sellers, not buyers.