Jonathan Keller
@jkeller5.bsky.social
Here for the South Florida sports, some pop culture references, and a healthy splash of immaturity.
The @YaPaso.bsky.social guys were going ape shit that day
On November 25, 2016, Fidel Castro died at the age of 90.
2 days later, this was the front page of the Miami Herald...
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2 days later, this was the front page of the Miami Herald...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The @YaPaso.bsky.social guys were going ape shit that day
There’s never been a surer thing in the history of sure things than Miami losing to Pitt this weekend. It’s surer than Nicolette Sheridan.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
There’s never been a surer thing in the history of sure things than Miami losing to Pitt this weekend. It’s surer than Nicolette Sheridan.
CAN Bam shoot 3s? Yes
SHOULD Bam shoot 3s?
SHOULD Bam shoot 3s?
a penguin wearing a red hat is holding a sign that says " no "
ALT: a penguin wearing a red hat is holding a sign that says " no "
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
CAN Bam shoot 3s? Yes
SHOULD Bam shoot 3s?
SHOULD Bam shoot 3s?
Ware giving me, dare I say, Chris Bosh vibes?
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ware giving me, dare I say, Chris Bosh vibes?
Tyler Herro looks like a little kid dressed up as Tyler Herro.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Tyler Herro looks like a little kid dressed up as Tyler Herro.
This Heat Mavericks game is a real pitchers duel
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This Heat Mavericks game is a real pitchers duel
Some things are simply meant to be
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Some things are simply meant to be
You’re visited by the Sports Gods. You’re offered a deal. You can completely wipeout all your memories of your life as a Dolphins fan; and instead, you can have all the memories of a Raiders fans for as long as you’ve been alive, and into the future. Do you take the deal? What about the Browns?
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You’re visited by the Sports Gods. You’re offered a deal. You can completely wipeout all your memories of your life as a Dolphins fan; and instead, you can have all the memories of a Raiders fans for as long as you’ve been alive, and into the future. Do you take the deal? What about the Browns?
For 20+ years the Raiders have been a complete disaster on and off the field. As bad, or worse, than us. But their uniforms are so bad-ass that they don’t seem as bad as they are.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
For 20+ years the Raiders have been a complete disaster on and off the field. As bad, or worse, than us. But their uniforms are so bad-ass that they don’t seem as bad as they are.
Sitting Bull, 1876
I really thought the Cowboys would put up a fight today
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media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sitting Bull, 1876
Ever since the night of the 2019 NBA Draft, I’ve argued with just about everyone who advocated for trading Tyler Herro. I didn’t think it made any sense. Today, I can say it makes no sense to not trade Tyler Herro. The Heat may not be a complete team, but what he has to offer we don’t need.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ever since the night of the 2019 NBA Draft, I’ve argued with just about everyone who advocated for trading Tyler Herro. I didn’t think it made any sense. Today, I can say it makes no sense to not trade Tyler Herro. The Heat may not be a complete team, but what he has to offer we don’t need.
Charles Davis’ Agent last Monday: The good news, Charles, is you don’t have to do the Dolphins again this Sunday.
Charles: Thank God! Whoever they give me can’t be worse.
NBC Sports Execs: Hold our beer
Charles: Thank God! Whoever they give me can’t be worse.
NBC Sports Execs: Hold our beer
Lingy Zingy GIF
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media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Charles Davis’ Agent last Monday: The good news, Charles, is you don’t have to do the Dolphins again this Sunday.
Charles: Thank God! Whoever they give me can’t be worse.
NBC Sports Execs: Hold our beer
Charles: Thank God! Whoever they give me can’t be worse.
NBC Sports Execs: Hold our beer
Yas Fam!
Spain's Awa Fam has moved into the No. 1 spot in our latest WNBA mock draft.
Check out the full mock draft ahead of the WNBA Draft Lottery Special ⬇️
Check out the full mock draft ahead of the WNBA Draft Lottery Special ⬇️
WNBA mock draft: There's a new No. 1 replacing Lauren Betts at the top
Four UCLA players, including Lauren Betts, are now projected first-round picks. But Spain's Awa Fam is No. 1.
spr.ly
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Yas Fam!
Oilers still know they can’t beat us 4 of 7. They stole this game from the better team and everyone knows it.
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oilers still know they can’t beat us 4 of 7. They stole this game from the better team and everyone knows it.
Canes should onside kick here
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Canes should onside kick here
Worth repeating
Mesidor gives off Olivier Vernon vibes
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Worth repeating
Per Elias: VT sets record for most times a QB has wildly flung a ball with no clue where it will land in one game
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Per Elias: VT sets record for most times a QB has wildly flung a ball with no clue where it will land in one game
MAGA on the CDC
Our center has been a plague at times
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
MAGA on the CDC
I think we’ve just witnessed the first bad call in college football history the way they’re talking.
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think we’ve just witnessed the first bad call in college football history the way they’re talking.
If that prayer ball was picked, VT would be screaming that the whistle blew. They get a do-over which is more than they deserve.
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If that prayer ball was picked, VT would be screaming that the whistle blew. They get a do-over which is more than they deserve.
RFK out here Oscar Wildin’.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
RFK out here Oscar Wildin’.
I’m glad @sweeptheleg337.bsky.social isn’t on here to see this video
ACC after dark
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m glad @sweeptheleg337.bsky.social isn’t on here to see this video
Roger from What’s Happening been working out!
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Roger from What’s Happening been working out!