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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 44m

Vaxxed?

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 45m

What if, just hear me out… What if this is what the boys at @did-it-happen.bsky.social have been tracking all these months?

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 1h

Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 47m

Tell me about it

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1h

Drew Pomeranz giving off Major Paul Assenmacher vibes. @petewestpark.bsky.social (Both #45 too)

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 3h

9:37-9:38 was not a good minute for Philly sports

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 3h

Another good win for the Cats. They really make life miserable for their opponents #TimeToHunt 🐀🐀

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 3h

I stand by this

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 4h

Both Giants TDs were a result of plays their QB made that our QB could never dream of making

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 5h

For the youngins

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 5h

Nothing that happens on the field at Dodger Stadium tonight will be better than Stevie Nicks twirling the baton behind 2nd Base in the Tusk video.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 7h

I’ll have to take your word for it.

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 7h

Ice Plex, not Amerant Bank Arena. Reading carefully would’ve helped.

Still though just being in Aventura is a nightmare.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 8h

The words "Aventura" and "Easy Commute" in the same sentence? Is there a different Aventura that's never congested and you can get to 95 quickly that I don't know about?

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 9h

I'm gonna keep it 100. If they rolled out Buck Owens and Roy Clark, I'd be pretty psyched.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 9h

Is Pat Boone available? How about Andy Williams?

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 9h

I mean, someone showed him something someone posted on TikTok, so there you have it. It's good that a man of science like RFK, Jr responsibly framed something he was told by someone that they one time saw on TikTok as if it speaks for half the country

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 10h

🎼"In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here"

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 11h

They both picked wrong. Hurts / Love would be better

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 12h

Gonna be watching Oregon v Indiana very closely this Saturday. Dante Moore is very intriguing. I've been watching Mendoza for 3 years, and I can't believe people have him as a top 10 pick. To me he's a young, but bad, Bernie Kosar. I was surprised how well he played against UM last year tho.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 12h

All fun and games until it's the whole country, and not just us, bitching about Spo's rotations.

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 12h

Just in: USA Basketball is expected to name Erik Spoelstra as the new head coach of the men's national team, sources tell ESPN. Spoelstra succeeds Steve Kerr for the next World Cup and the 2028 Summer Olympics after serving as a lead assistant on Team USA's 2024 gold medal squad.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 12h

We'd be one step closer to the top pick?

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 12h

The summer after the 1st Cup, he was on flight I was on. Looked like just another kid going to college. Said, "Hey, Spencer!" and we mis-timed the fistbump. Very awkward. 56 year olds and 22 year olds don't have the same dap timing.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 16h

Things were peaceful in America, until July 2010 when LeBron took his talent to South Beach. After that it was chaos.

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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

Watching the Blue Jays for the first time since 1993. Didn’t know they still made Ernies

Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 1d

Very true. Live and die with every pitch.

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