Jonathan Keller
@jkeller5.bsky.social
Here for the South Florida sports, some pop culture references, and a healthy splash of immaturity.
This a big loss. One step closer to the “Send @lanemit.bsky.social to the Lottery” post.
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
This a big loss. One step closer to the “Send @lanemit.bsky.social to the Lottery” post.
This Heat/Jazz game is what you live for in a tank season. Put in Henry Walker!!
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
This Heat/Jazz game is what you live for in a tank season. Put in Henry Walker!!
Listen, we’re all on the same side here. So we can be honest with each other. Those lyrics to “Titi Me Pregunto” are probably not appropriate for a SuperBowl Halftime Show, right? I mean, just between us. We don’t have to admit it to them, though.
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Listen, we’re all on the same side here. So we can be honest with each other. Those lyrics to “Titi Me Pregunto” are probably not appropriate for a SuperBowl Halftime Show, right? I mean, just between us. We don’t have to admit it to them, though.
First, the Super Bowl Halftime Show is in mostly Spanish. Now, the USA Mixed Doubles Curling Team is outfitted by Columbia. WHERE DOES IT END?????!!!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
First, the Super Bowl Halftime Show is in mostly Spanish. Now, the USA Mixed Doubles Curling Team is outfitted by Columbia. WHERE DOES IT END?????!!!!!!
Went on Twitter to gauge the mood post Superbowl and to see what my boy Sweep was up to. Man, it's fucking rough over there. Instant bad mood.
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Went on Twitter to gauge the mood post Superbowl and to see what my boy Sweep was up to. Man, it's fucking rough over there. Instant bad mood.
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This cohesive, collaborative, strong, united, relationship with countries in our own western hemisphere is the national security dream. The United States needs to realize this goal to enable a prosperous 21st Century.
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
This cohesive, collaborative, strong, united, relationship with countries in our own western hemisphere is the national security dream. The United States needs to realize this goal to enable a prosperous 21st Century.
Played HS baseball with Shane's dad. He was out #1 pitcher and shortstop. He was a very good ballplayer. Got drafted, but got hurt in the minors.
@JeffPassan tweeted
Infielder David Hamilton and left-hander Shane Drohan are the other two players going to Milwaukee along with Kyle Harrison in the Caleb Durbin deal, sources tell ESPN.
Infielder David Hamilton and left-hander Shane Drohan are the other two players going to Milwaukee along with Kyle Harrison in the Caleb Durbin deal, sources tell ESPN.
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Played HS baseball with Shane's dad. He was out #1 pitcher and shortstop. He was a very good ballplayer. Got drafted, but got hurt in the minors.
Said it before, say it again. If the Dolphins ever win the SuperBowl (I know, humor me), I want owners Serena, Fergie, & J-Lo on the stage accepting the trophy.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Said it before, say it again. If the Dolphins ever win the SuperBowl (I know, humor me), I want owners Serena, Fergie, & J-Lo on the stage accepting the trophy.
The punting and kicking in this game has been flawless.
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The punting and kicking in this game has been flawless.
In before Tirico hits us with a, “Now it’s a 19-14 Seahawks lead!!!”
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
In before Tirico hits us with a, “Now it’s a 19-14 Seahawks lead!!!”
If you think Maye is having a tough game, google David Woodley. Take away 1 relatively lucky pass, and he was 3-13 for 12 yards. And Shula, who pulled him for Strock for 2 solid years, left him in until under 2 minutes in the game; after Riggins’ run, after game was over.A terrible performance
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you think Maye is having a tough game, google David Woodley. Take away 1 relatively lucky pass, and he was 3-13 for 12 yards. And Shula, who pulled him for Strock for 2 solid years, left him in until under 2 minutes in the game; after Riggins’ run, after game was over.A terrible performance
Did Jesse Davis kidnap Will Campbell and put on his uniform?
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Did Jesse Davis kidnap Will Campbell and put on his uniform?
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
Buffalo Bills and their fans have to be sick
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Buffalo Bills and their fans have to be sick
Murph, Sully, and Smitty are at a bar in Revere and don’t know what just happened
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Murph, Sully, and Smitty are at a bar in Revere and don’t know what just happened
This was hurtful enough for MAGA, but the big Bud Light sign in the background?
a cartoon of a chef with the word delicioso in the corner
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with the word delicioso in the corner
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
This was hurtful enough for MAGA, but the big Bud Light sign in the background?
Those glasses are a nice little tribute from Bunny to Coach McDude
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Those glasses are a nice little tribute from Bunny to Coach McDude
Sounds like my gym at 5:30am
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Sounds like my gym at 5:30am
Duncan the Tall > Dunkin’ the Large
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Duncan the Tall > Dunkin’ the Large
Great defense on both sides. And don’t give me shit about this, but elite punting and special teams. This, my friends, is a football game.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Great defense on both sides. And don’t give me shit about this, but elite punting and special teams. This, my friends, is a football game.
Against All Odds being used in a piss commercial, sung by toilets, makes me second guess putting it on all my love mixes in 86
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Against All Odds being used in a piss commercial, sung by toilets, makes me second guess putting it on all my love mixes in 86
Do you trust Darnold? Because my level of trust in him is Post Green Bay Concussion Tua-Level.
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Do you trust Darnold? Because my level of trust in him is Post Green Bay Concussion Tua-Level.
Emmanwori made a huge tackle on a good running QB that no Dolphins safety has made, ever. None of them. Ever.
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Emmanwori made a huge tackle on a good running QB that no Dolphins safety has made, ever. None of them. Ever.
Cannot believe it’s a Patriots superbowl again. The world is not a fair place.
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Cannot believe it’s a Patriots superbowl again. The world is not a fair place.
You needn’t speak Italian to be moved by Opera. You don’t need to understand a word Mick Jagger sings to love the Stones. I speak no Spanish but I’ve looked forward to Bad Bunny’s performance. Sometimes it’s better if you don’t understand the language because you can listen with your heart(Corazon?)
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
You needn’t speak Italian to be moved by Opera. You don’t need to understand a word Mick Jagger sings to love the Stones. I speak no Spanish but I’ve looked forward to Bad Bunny’s performance. Sometimes it’s better if you don’t understand the language because you can listen with your heart(Corazon?)