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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎

@jlgecko1.bsky.social

3.6K followers 4.7K following 470 posts

Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar. You can kill the man but an idea is immortal. I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion. My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, I will report you.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 6d

Republicans are investing $40B in Argentina because their predecessors say it’s a great place to flee if the plan falls apart…..

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 44m

Got my latest ever spam call at 10:20pm. At some point you cease to be a human being and just become a rat. A starving rat.

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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 1d

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 22h

If these cretins are good at one thing, it’s projecting. He’s just talking about himself here. De Niro is an A-list treasure. Steven “Goebbels” Miller is an embarrassment who belongs in a prison cell.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 22h

Sponsored by Russian blood money. Fuck Tim Pool

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 22h

I love the fact they did this to a set of stairs. Fuck Greg Abbott 🦽

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

Trump is leveling the White House, a dream only Al Qaeda could have hoped for. At least a new season of The Kardashians has been released.

Maybe the key is to be an idiot and then wealth and fame will come. Seems to be the going trend.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

I appreciate the Jewish fence

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

lol and Trump took that as a personal challenge

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

Damn! I get ghosted and left on “read” all the time on bumble and I would NEVER talk to someone like that. That guy has some serious mental issues. People are busy, get over yourself!

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

iF yOu WaNt To Be In GoVeRnMeNt YoU hAVe To Be SeRiOuS aNd MaTuRe 🥴🥴🥴

Does that involve sexually harassing 13 women? Nice dodge attempt Slomo

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

My voice may be small and I may not live in New York nor have I ever been there but that Mamdani guy is class and quality. I’d vote for him if I could.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

I am convinced that 1/3 of the human population survives solely as a parasite to other people. They eat, live and procreate all off scamming and stealing. To them, it is a way of life.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

If you love the fall, just wait for the landing

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

I like the ones that think they can speak English but struggle to say their own fake name

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

The rage inside of me burns with the furious intensity of a thousand suns. Anger is a gift.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

Jeez, hopefully he uses that stolen bribe money to get a facial. Tommy looks like shit!

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

Victory Vodka!

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

I love when I get double spam calls and then let them duel it out with each other #IndianScammers

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 3d

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 3d

This alone should have him forcibly removed from office.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 3d

😂😂😂

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 3d

Had a dream I walked 5 miles with my cat to an elegant old folks home. After running around and stealing something (shoes?) I was being chased by the security guard. Ended up scuba diving into the river where I had to dodge heavy underwater machinery. Found a bunch of old items down there. 🤿🎮👵👮🚜

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

I moved all my plants 🪴 inside due to colder weather coming in and there’s a small Gray Tree frog hiding on the philodendron. Not sure if I should release it outside tomorrow when the peak will be low 70°Fs or provide lodging until next spring…..

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

The current regime has been reduced to constant lying. NOTHING they say holds an ounce of credibility. They are shameless and will rob you of your last dime.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

The force is strong with the people. The rebellion is strong. The GOP’s overconfidence is their weakness

….sorry Mr. Hamill, I had to 🤭

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