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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎

@jlgecko1.bsky.social

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Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar. You can kill the man but an idea is immortal. I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion. My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, I will report you.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

Republicans are investing $40B in Argentina because their predecessors say it’s a great place to flee if the plan falls apart…..

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1h

I like the ones that think they can speak English but struggle to say their own fake name

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 13h

The rage inside of me burns with the furious intensity of a thousand suns. Anger is a gift.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 19h

Jeez, hopefully he uses that stolen bribe money to get a facial. Tommy looks like shit!

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 19h

Victory Vodka!

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

I love when I get double spam calls and then let them duel it out with each other #IndianScammers

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 1d

This alone should have him forcibly removed from office.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

😂😂😂

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

Had a dream I walked 5 miles with my cat to an elegant old folks home. After running around and stealing something (shoes?) I was being chased by the security guard. Ended up scuba diving into the river where I had to dodge heavy underwater machinery. Found a bunch of old items down there. 🤿🎮👵👮🚜

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

I moved all my plants 🪴 inside due to colder weather coming in and there’s a small Gray Tree frog hiding on the philodendron. Not sure if I should release it outside tomorrow when the peak will be low 70°Fs or provide lodging until next spring…..

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

The current regime has been reduced to constant lying. NOTHING they say holds an ounce of credibility. They are shameless and will rob you of your last dime.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

The force is strong with the people. The rebellion is strong. The GOP’s overconfidence is their weakness

….sorry Mr. Hamill, I had to 🤭

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 2d

Johnson looks like he’s about to cry.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

The White House attempting to troll Bluesky saying “we’ll be spending more time together” clearly doesn’t understand the block function.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

Republicans are investing $40B in Argentina because their predecessors say it’s a great place to flee if the plan falls apart…..

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

Nothing ruined my day more than paying for ice cream and leaving it at the fucking store. God fucking damn it.

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David Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 4d

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

This guy is as blind as a bat, or he claims to be. I don’t want a speaker that doesn’t know shit.

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 4d

This guy is the king of gaslighting. Johnson has ZERO credibility. Everything that spills from his thin lips is a lie.

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 5d

LinkedIn issue seeing skills of other connections —> contact us —> create support ticket —> select category—> KB article -_-

Basically just a giant middle finger to anyone trying to report a problem

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 5d

Was this an attempted smear? Lol makes him look even more badass. He’s got my vote!

Now….

Release those Epstein files, sucka

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 5d

The world is unbalanced

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 5d

St. Louis

Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 5d

I killed 6 mosquitos and 9 marmorated stink bugs today. I remember when there was frost on the ground in mid October…..but tell me again how global warming isn’t real 🙄

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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎 @jlgecko1.bsky.social · 5d

Mina you are awesome! Thank you for shedding some light on this. America is in trouble and we need all the help we can get 🇺🇸