Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎
@jlgecko1.bsky.social
Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar.
You can kill the man but an idea is immortal.
I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion.
My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
You can kill the man but an idea is immortal.
I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion.
My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
Hey! Did you even once, for a second, consider the damage done to that poor boxing glove? Probably got a couple creases in the fine leather 😂
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hey! Did you even once, for a second, consider the damage done to that poor boxing glove? Probably got a couple creases in the fine leather 😂
Hard to tell, they’re both dogs
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hard to tell, they’re both dogs
Overpromised evidence in Biden probes; no “smoking gun.”
Media-first, proof-later style hurt credibility.
Ethics hypocrisy: attacked others while his own finances drew scrutiny.
Fixation on Hunter Biden made oversight look personal.
More political theater than legislation; exposure over results.
Media-first, proof-later style hurt credibility.
Ethics hypocrisy: attacked others while his own finances drew scrutiny.
Fixation on Hunter Biden made oversight look personal.
More political theater than legislation; exposure over results.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Overpromised evidence in Biden probes; no “smoking gun.”
Media-first, proof-later style hurt credibility.
Ethics hypocrisy: attacked others while his own finances drew scrutiny.
Fixation on Hunter Biden made oversight look personal.
More political theater than legislation; exposure over results.
Media-first, proof-later style hurt credibility.
Ethics hypocrisy: attacked others while his own finances drew scrutiny.
Fixation on Hunter Biden made oversight look personal.
More political theater than legislation; exposure over results.
I get 200+ spam calls from India per day. Whatever they get is too good for them.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I get 200+ spam calls from India per day. Whatever they get is too good for them.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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• Jackson “disparaged, belittled, bullied, and humiliated” subordinates.
• Many former staff described a climate of fear and intimidation under his command, frequent yelling, screaming, cursing, and harsh language.
• Some alleged inappropriate sexual remarks toward a female subordinate.
• Many former staff described a climate of fear and intimidation under his command, frequent yelling, screaming, cursing, and harsh language.
• Some alleged inappropriate sexual remarks toward a female subordinate.
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
• Jackson “disparaged, belittled, bullied, and humiliated” subordinates.
• Many former staff described a climate of fear and intimidation under his command, frequent yelling, screaming, cursing, and harsh language.
• Some alleged inappropriate sexual remarks toward a female subordinate.
• Many former staff described a climate of fear and intimidation under his command, frequent yelling, screaming, cursing, and harsh language.
• Some alleged inappropriate sexual remarks toward a female subordinate.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Putin lies and cannot be trusted. He’s a thug and a war criminal.
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Putin lies and cannot be trusted. He’s a thug and a war criminal.
His camouflage makes him almost impossible to see! Also, has anyone seen my glasses?
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
His camouflage makes him almost impossible to see! Also, has anyone seen my glasses?
Do they call it that because its eyes look like Oreos?
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Do they call it that because its eyes look like Oreos?
Nice AI bullshit, who you trying to fool?
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Nice AI bullshit, who you trying to fool?
Estimates of Russian military losses in the war with Ukraine vary widely, but Western intelligence and independent analyses indicate that the total number of Russian casualties (killed and wounded) has surpassed one million troops.
Fuck Putin
Fuck Putin
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Estimates of Russian military losses in the war with Ukraine vary widely, but Western intelligence and independent analyses indicate that the total number of Russian casualties (killed and wounded) has surpassed one million troops.
Fuck Putin
Fuck Putin
I signed that referendum. I was born and raise in the US and I’m white as snow. Come at me.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I signed that referendum. I was born and raise in the US and I’m white as snow. Come at me.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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