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Miranda Hobbled (he/him)

@jmaylax.bsky.social

1.2K followers 770 following 12K posts

I couldn’t help but wonder why you were not following me and just like that you did. Jessica Fletcher is the blueprint. I climbed Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls. DMs encouraged

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 9h

Put him on the second season of King of Drag, you cowards.

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 10h

Teach me your ways

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 11h

Love your range

a woman wearing a pink fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 11h

When Ryan Murphy make his next season of Monster based on this skeet, what then

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 11h

Maybe they were just busy? I saw other orders in their vehicle. So I’ll give them a lot of grace. It was just wild.

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 11h

the wild thing is this person has delivered before and the previous time they offered to help carry my groceries in!

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 11h

a bald man giving a peace sign with the word emergency behind him

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 13h

an older woman is crying with the words it was an act of whimsy

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h

Burgled But Not Busted, Dorit’s new charity

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h

I just can’t believe they were this bad at pulling a scam

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h

a man with curly hair says " i don 't get ready i stay ready "

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h

From her second season on, she’s been trying to keep up with the others

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h

Okay Tyra

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 15h

a man wearing sunglasses and holding a bunch of keys is standing in front of a car .

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 15h

two women are sitting on a couch talking and one of them is saying `` well hello ! let 's celebrate that ''

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 15h

a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 15h

Cheesecake! (Dida ritz voice)

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 15h

"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"

Columbia, Magenta, Riff Raff surrounding Frank n Furter

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 16h

I heard she was a real deep dish

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 16h

a woman in a pink dress is asking " are you high "

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 17h

Sally Bowles in Cabaret:

Yur Mother @itsbambibanks.bsky.social · 17h

The way they can open Berlin tomorrow and it would be packed from wall to wall for months. Like we not seeing the big picture here!

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 17h

I was in middle school and I remember we would play Sunday Morning in Home Ec

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 17h

Extroverts do rails of conversation

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 18h

Gagged (order)!

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 18h

Her before Demon Darby is wild