It’s the Great Seasonal Depression, Charlie Brown (he/him)
@jmaylax.bsky.social
I couldn’t help but wonder why you were not following me and just like that you did. Jessica Fletcher is the blueprint. I climbed Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls.
DMs encouraged
DMs encouraged
Gotta say: a lot more interested in the foods you like, the albums you love to listen to, the movies you rewatch. Maybe that makes me a Pollyanna or someone not motivated to recreate the Rage Bait Industrial Complex again so the worst folks get elevated once again.
a woman in a red shirt is crying and says i wish that i could bake a cake made out of rainbows
Alt: a woman in a red shirt is crying and says i wish that i could bake a cake made out of rainbows
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November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Gotta say: a lot more interested in the foods you like, the albums you love to listen to, the movies you rewatch. Maybe that makes me a Pollyanna or someone not motivated to recreate the Rage Bait Industrial Complex again so the worst folks get elevated once again.
I know an Applebee’s booth hates to see them on a date night
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I know an Applebee’s booth hates to see them on a date night
People who think non-binary is something invented by liberals have never met an old Midwest farming couple who have ceased being visually discernible from each other.
a woman sitting at a desk holding a cup with a label that says gold
Alt: a woman sitting at a desk holding a cup with a label that says gold
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November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
People who think non-binary is something invented by liberals have never met an old Midwest farming couple who have ceased being visually discernible from each other.
Mariah Carey - Joy to the World (Live at St. John the Divine)
YouTube video by MariahCareyVEVO
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November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When I don’t make a fourth plate at Thanksgiving dinner
a woman with hoop earrings and the words model thin streamlined trim model behind her
Alt: a woman with hoop earrings and the words model thin streamlined trim model behind her
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November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When I don’t make a fourth plate at Thanksgiving dinner
We used to be a real country.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
We used to be a real country.
When coworkers try to ask me about my Thanksgiving plans
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
When coworkers try to ask me about my Thanksgiving plans
Good news! It's dead!
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Good news! It's dead!
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
We hear the engine really purrs.
We hear the engine really purrs.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
We hear the engine really purrs.
We hear the engine really purrs.
The reason for the season
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The reason for the season
No one
Absolutely no one
Lily Allen:
Absolutely no one
Lily Allen:
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
No one
Absolutely no one
Lily Allen:
Absolutely no one
Lily Allen:
The gays getting ready to write their annual “My bully hit me up on the apps” holiday fairytales
a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
Alt: a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
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November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The gays getting ready to write their annual “My bully hit me up on the apps” holiday fairytales
I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?
Talk about a low blow, oh no, oh no
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?
Talk about a low blow, oh no, oh no
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?
Talk about a low blow, oh no, oh no
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?
Talk about a low blow, oh no, oh no
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mG9...
Pretending this is @chrisdstedman.bsky.social or @buckygoodhair.bsky.social in the club in the early 2000s
Pretending this is @chrisdstedman.bsky.social or @buckygoodhair.bsky.social in the club in the early 2000s
Ciara - Get Up (Live At So You Think You Can Dance 2006/MTV Goes Gold 2006)-feat Chamillionaire
YouTube video by Ciara - Fan Club
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November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Pretending this is @chrisdstedman.bsky.social or @buckygoodhair.bsky.social in the club in the early 2000s
Pretending this is @chrisdstedman.bsky.social or @buckygoodhair.bsky.social in the club in the early 2000s
A film that if you told me was written by ChatGPT, I would believe it
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A film that if you told me was written by ChatGPT, I would believe it
Sometimes being in someone’s IG close friends is a burden, not a privilege.
a woman is sitting at a table with plates , glasses and silverware .
Alt: a woman is sitting at a table with plates , glasses and silverware .
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November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sometimes being in someone’s IG close friends is a burden, not a privilege.
When your presence is a present
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When your presence is a present
Because I knew you I’ve been changed for good
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Because I knew you I’ve been changed for good
A Different World 1987 Gilbert Hall steps!
YouTube video by THE PRIM PΛNTHER
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November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The way I fully do not give a shit on who wins this season of Drag Race UK lol
a woman wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a door
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November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The way I fully do not give a shit on who wins this season of Drag Race UK lol
Huge personal change in my life: I like mustard now.
a close up of a woman 's face with purple lights behind her
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November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Huge personal change in my life: I like mustard now.
THURSDAY ( Patsy Stone voice)
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
THURSDAY ( Patsy Stone voice)
Post your favorite beanie baby
This beanie baby lived its life like a candle in the wind
This beanie baby lived its life like a candle in the wind
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Post your favorite beanie baby
This beanie baby lived its life like a candle in the wind
This beanie baby lived its life like a candle in the wind
Him: Do you always dress with the bow ties and berets?
Me: Dressing well is a form of good manners so yes.
Me: Dressing well is a form of good manners so yes.
a cartoon of a rabbit pulling a rabbit 's tail with the words mind your manners below it .
Alt: a cartoon of a rabbit pulling a rabbit 's tail with the words mind your manners below it .
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November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Him: Do you always dress with the bow ties and berets?
Me: Dressing well is a form of good manners so yes.
Me: Dressing well is a form of good manners so yes.