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Miranda Hobbled (he/him)

@jmaylax.bsky.social

1.2K followers 770 following 12K posts

I couldn’t help but wonder why you were not following me and just like that you did. Jessica Fletcher is the blueprint. I climbed Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls. DMs encouraged

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1h

an older woman is crying with the words it was an act of whimsy

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1h

Burgled But Not Busted, Dorit’s new charity

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1h

I just can’t believe they were this bad at pulling a scam

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1h

a man with curly hair says " i don 't get ready i stay ready "

Alt: a man with curly hair says " i don 't get ready i stay ready "

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1h

From her second season on, she’s been trying to keep up with the others

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 2h

Okay Tyra

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 2h

a man wearing sunglasses and holding a bunch of keys is standing in front of a car .

Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and holding a bunch of keys is standing in front of a car .

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 2h

two women are sitting on a couch talking and one of them is saying `` well hello ! let 's celebrate that ''

Alt: two women are sitting on a couch talking and one of them is saying `` well hello ! let 's celebrate that ''

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 3h

a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 3h

Cheesecake! (Dida ritz voice)

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 3h

"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"

Columbia, Magenta, Riff Raff surrounding Frank n Furter

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 3h

I heard she was a real deep dish

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 4h

a woman in a pink dress is asking " are you high "

Alt: a woman in a pink dress is asking " are you high "

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 4h

Sally Bowles in Cabaret:

Yur Mother @itsbambibanks.bsky.social · 4h

The way they can open Berlin tomorrow and it would be packed from wall to wall for months. Like we not seeing the big picture here!

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 4h

I was in middle school and I remember we would play Sunday Morning in Home Ec

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 4h

Extroverts do rails of conversation

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 6h

Gagged (order)!

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 6h

Her before Demon Darby is wild

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 6h

At this rate, #RHOP gonna stand for Real Housewives of Penal System

a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a plate and saying clankity clank

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 6h

Full body chills.

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 6h

The dna dolls

Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 8h

a group of people are playing instruments and singing love me love me

Alt: a group of people are playing instruments and singing love me love me

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 8h

No kink shaming

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 8h

When the couple on Grindr let’s you know they are both vers

Kermit and Miss Piggy dressed up as each other

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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 8h

I had just read Bill Burr’s wild defense of him going so that’s how I knew

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