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jmaylax.bsky.social
Miranda Hobbled (he/him)
@jmaylax.bsky.social
1.2K followers 770 following 12K posts
I couldn’t help but wonder why you were not following me and just like that you did. Jessica Fletcher is the blueprint. I climbed Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls. DMs encouraged
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 2h
Wearing animal print in a god honoring way
a man in a suit and tie is holding his hands up in front of a picture of a woman .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hands up in front of a picture of a woman .
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 2h
The cheek. The nerve. The gall. The audacity. And some would even say, the gumption.
Yours truly in a split print cardigan half animal print and half black with gold undertones over a split shirt that is half white and half black with a beret and cat eye glasses
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 3h
Tippi on a book tour:
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Alfred Hitchcock was a weird little freak man (derogatory?)
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h
The "I wonder how is Doja Cat is going to perform Say So this time?" era was unmatched
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h
You can draw a direct line from that to the antics of New Jersey. (I just saw someone posted the two hour special reunion with the first few casts on Youtube and I am grateful)
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h
Vegas was bad because it was the harbinger of Jersey Shore style. But yeah, some of that starts in Boston. Honestly, Miami also starts some of that too
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h
The whole thing between Genesis and her mom, Elka's family stuff was all pretty dark
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h
What an iconic season of guyliner, thin eyebrows, and familial trauma
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 14h
Sean should've been the one screamed at on the phone by Vaj
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 16h
The listening public wanting decent lyrics on Life of a Showgirl Give Us Nothing
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 17h
“Did you know there was a ChatGPT prompt that destroyed Pacific Palisades”
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 20h
Gay men who butch up their voice for dates/hookups? Call that code swishing.
a man is wearing a black jacket and a necklace and has the words think about it on his face .
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 23h
The orthopedic doctor examining my non messed up foot: “What size shoe do you wear?

Me: 13.

Doctor: You should be wearing a size 15 on this one.

Me: Oooh size queen.
a man with a beard is pointing up and says size matters
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
Red and black album cover for Feist's debut solo album Let It Die
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
Do any of my UK pop folks remember this little banger?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj-z...
Tyler James - Why Do I Do? (Official Video)
YouTube video by Tyler James
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
It's called range
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
A lot of these were contenders!
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
I know that I am a messy stunt queen because the words that immediately jumped out to me was PULL FOCUS
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John ✦° @johnax.com · 1d
Another one where I was able to up the weights a little bit (except Deadlifts). Them EZ Biceps Curls felt good though. #fitness
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
Can't they just use old photos like Big Dipper and call it a day?
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
We need Doechii on a remix!
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
And I am not saying I'm perfect when it comes to this, but I'm actively trying to rid myself of this particularly online brain worm when it comes to voicing my anger about the world.
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
IT's not evening low hanging fruit. The fruit is off the tree and rotted on the ground.
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
I almost put Jade's album!
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
Tron rights!
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Miranda Hobbled (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d
Let's get something clear: when it comes to racist, fascist, homophobic entities, what we are NOT going to do is use weight/fatness as a lazy insult when there is plenty of other material to work with. Being fat is not a moral failing. Being unscrupulous piece of shit is.
an elderly woman in a blue jacket is holding a megaphone to her mouth .
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