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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · 16h

I'm on FB again. Just to promote my writing.
I'm James Best on FB. Follow me there!

Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · 16h

I recieved an acceptance email from Foofaraw Magazine last night, and they will be publishing My short psychological horror story “Until I’m Well” sometime in Dececember. Check in for more news and updates!
@foofarawpress.bsky.social
#fiction #horror

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · 7d

If you are in the mood for funny filth and witty raunch, check out the latest volume of Eggplant Emoji. It features a ton of hysterical stories from some very talented writers, including "Something Borrowed, Something Blew" by one Jim Best.

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Eggplant Emoji Volume 5

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · 16d

#NOKINGS

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · 24d

My story "Haint Seen Nothin'" is up with some other excellent pieces on zoeticpress.com as part of their podcast series ALPHNUMERIC @zoeticspace.bsky.social

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AN 05 Haunting Hollers — Zoetic Press

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · 26d

I think it's perfect for you guys to adapt over at Adult Time and Pure Taboo. It's called "Something Borrowed, Something Blew."

Is there a way to get it from of the right person?

Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · 26d

@codivore.bsky.social
Hi Ms Vore! I honestly have no idea how this type of thing works so I guess this is how I'll shoot my shot:
I'm a writer, of both vanilla fiction and smut. One of my smutty ones is going to be published in a collection of erotic humor called Eggplant Emoji.

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Oct 3

We need him to be mayor of Bridge City

Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Oct 3

#BlueStateSecession

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#secede #bluestates #separation #letsdoit #bluenation #murica

TikTok video by Christopher Garcia

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Oct 3

#Bluestatesecession

Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Oct 3

horrificscribblings.com

Horror fans! Check out my new Weird Western "Dead or Alive"
On the amazing indie horror archive.

A tense, dread fueled journey into the badlands of Mexico, where two gringo bandits meat a dark fate.

#horror #western

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Horrific Scribes

Horrific Scribes is an expanding archive of provocative, scary, and strange fiction (and some poetry) by various authors.

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Horrific Scribblings @horrificscribs.bsky.social · Oct 2

NEW SCRIBE ALERT! #Weird #western, #westernhorror, #horrorwestern, whatever you call it, it's a phenomenon, and new Scribe @jmbest.bsky.social does it with #cosmic intensity in his story "Dead or Alive." Read for free at horrificscribblings.com

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 27

Question President Trump! If Jeffrey Epstein's mother had taken Tylenol when she was pregnant, would you still be on his client list?

#jeffreyepstein

Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 27

Bock Sam @bocksam.bsky.social · Sep 27

We don’t want to hear about the Bermuda Triangle. We don’t want to read the classified documents about Amelia Earhart. We don’t give a damn about who stopped the UN escalator. We know acetaminophen doesn’t cause autism. We also know that Tmurp needs to #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 27

Does anyone else remember when we thought George W. was Satan? Simpler times

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 26

Then the voiceover kicks in:

"Why is my race so good?
Is it because of my parents?
Is it because of my environment?
Is it because of what I wear?

Or maybe I was just born this good.

All I know for sure is when it comes to race, I'm a master."

Black out: Reebok.

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 26

Here's, an ad pitch for running shoes in 2026:
We see a stadium cheering on sime of gorgeous blonde, tall women athletes all running around a track.
Suddenly, one of them stops and just starts to run off the track and out of the stadium. Now she's in a wheat field by herself.

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 21

Just canceled at Disney Plus and Hulu

#disney #canceldisney #freespeech

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 20

“I think it is unbelievably dangerous for government to put itself in the position of saying we’re going to decide what speech we like and what we don’t, and we’re going to threaten to take you off air if we don’t like what you’re saying,”

Ted Fucking Cruz said that!

Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 19

Say, do you guys remember when Elon and a bunch of terminally online teens were trying to do a coup like 9 months ago? Remember when it felt like that was the scariest thing happening?

Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 19

Let's see if we can get this trending:

#IamAntiFacist

Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 18

"This is not how an adult grieves the murder of someone he calls a friend. This is how a four-year-old mourns a goldfish,"

That is what Jimmy Kimmel said, and that is what got him suspended indefinitely from the air. Because criticizing the president is no longer allowed in America.

#jimmykimmel

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Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 18

"This is not how an adult grieves the murder of someone he calls a friend. This is how a four-year-old mourns a goldfish,"

That is what Jimmy Kimmel said, and that is what got him suspended indefinitely from the air. Because criticizing the president is no longer allowed in America.

Jim Best @jmbest.bsky.social · Sep 17

"release the Epstein files #epstein"

-Charlie Kirk

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