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@joebaldwin.me.uk
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Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 1h
Excuse me, please put a content warning on this. My mother died after a bee flew up her arse and stung her on the inside and thinking about them gives me croup.
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 2h
I've generally found it depressing how many peoples' worldviews include the credo "I shouldn't have to do anything I personally don't want to do and nobody should be allowed to think bad of me for that."
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 2h
lol great minds bsky.app/profile/joeb...
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 2h
You can really tell who on Bluesky is here because they think it's PvP
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 2h
Dunno, do you think he was being a nice person?
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 2h
It becomes obvious quite quickly on here that a significant number of people who consider themselves left wing internationalists quite like the idea of doing a bit of "my country is the superior culture over the foreign hordes", as a treat.
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 2h
You can really tell who on Bluesky is here because they think it's PvP
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 2h
Jonn should paywall QTing his posts, he'd be a millionaire
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 2h
how it started / how it's going
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 2h
Mate I think Jonn is well past the point of unhinged context collapse and has in fact entered a context singularity from which no context can ever escape
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 2h
I hear yer a Tory now, father
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 2h
You seem like such a nice person.
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 3h
I heard he writes all his pieces with Grok
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 3h
It’s simple Jonn, all you need to do to prevent this is never say anything that aggressively upset people who don’t like reading things can ever distort into something completely divorced from any rational interpretation of it.
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 4h
Like I don’t begrudge paying for a service at all, end of the day a fiver to have someone bring me a cooked breakfast is astonishing, but my god, I can’t imagine being the sort of person who does this all the time
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 4h
Genuinely unthinkable that any government department, quango, whatever would dare run something so bluntly anti-racist today.
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 4h
I think it would be really funny to re-run this ad from the mid 1990s and see the absolute screaming shit fit the definitely not racist right would pitch about it. Then when they’ve stopped, run it again. youtu.be/r-HHeiqSyfI
Them Is Us
YouTube video by Back to the Past!
youtu.be
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 5h
A conspiratorial man would note that Kunt and the Gang have probably had their YouTube revenue spike suddenly 👀
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 6h
The exact same order, only one was delivered. And only £2.50 of the Deliveroo total is fees.
Deliveroo order transaction for £17.84 McDonald’s transaction for £11.96
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 6h
Waddled out to Maccies for breakfast. Holy shit do Deliveroo rinse you.
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 16h
Imagine having so little else in your life that you decide to try and min-max mustard
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 17h
I don't like drugs at all but "marijuana is a gateway drug to the alt-right" is a statement far harsher than anything I could ever have come up with on my own
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 17h
Good Hi-NRG I should feel violated by the end of
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 17h
Apparently this is a cover of an English-language song. Sorry to say that this bangs harder than the original by a significant degree, and when we're talking about Hi-NRG "banging less hard" is a significant demerit
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 19h
This came on Apple Music as like an "up next" after my Japanese-language playlist ran out and you know what, I'm a sucker for Hi-NRG, this shit bangs as hard as anything Stock Aitken and Waterman ever did www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWFX...
荻野目洋子 / ダンシング・ヒーロー（Eat You Up） (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by 荻野目洋子
www.youtube.com
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 18h
need to experience the "to me" AND the "to you" I suppose
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 18h
Nobody wants to go down a Chuckle-hole.
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