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@joebaldwin.me.uk
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Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 8h
Imagine having so little else in your life that you decide to try and min-max mustard
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 8h
I don't like drugs at all but "marijuana is a gateway drug to the alt-right" is a statement far harsher than anything I could ever have come up with on my own
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 9h
Good Hi-NRG I should feel violated by the end of
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 9h
Apparently this is a cover of an English-language song. Sorry to say that this bangs harder than the original by a significant degree, and when we're talking about Hi-NRG "banging less hard" is a significant demerit
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
This came on Apple Music as like an "up next" after my Japanese-language playlist ran out and you know what, I'm a sucker for Hi-NRG, this shit bangs as hard as anything Stock Aitken and Waterman ever did www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWFX...
荻野目洋子 / ダンシング・ヒーロー（Eat You Up） (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by 荻野目洋子
www.youtube.com
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 10h
need to experience the "to me" AND the "to you" I suppose
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 10h
Nobody wants to go down a Chuckle-hole.
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 10h
What I'm singing:
Sumire, September Love
Odorou September dancing
Ashita wa ashita, rai rai ra-rai rairairai
Kimi wa kimi no maboroshii

What the world hears:
Lyric sheet for Sumire September Love by Ippu-Do, as sung by me
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 10h
I can make Bakamitai sound like a death threat without changing the words
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 10h
You may think this is me exaggerating, but I've been singing along to YouTube while on my own, and the cats have emerged to check on me because they think I'm wailing in distress
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 10h
I have unique vocal talents. I can make "Kimi ni mune kyun, uwaki na natsu ga" sound like the sound of tinfoil being run through a shredder while a cat gives birth
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 10h
I have unique vocal talents. I can make "Kimi ni mune kyun, uwaki na natsu ga" sound like the sound of tinfoil being run through a shredder while a cat gives birth
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 10h
Back on the 1845 lads, the neighbours haven't heard me sing Japanese badly enough yet
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 7d
Ranking the four beers I got from Sainos the other night

1. Fullers 1845
2. London Pride
3. Old Crafty Hen
4. Hobgoblin Ruby

The loser is Sainsbury's themselves for not honouring the 4 for £7.50 deal the shelf said they had on
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 10h
"Singer" underselling it there a bit lads
Wikipedia hatnote for "Prince" saying that Prince, an accomplished multi-instrumentalist who could probably play the greatest guitar solo you've ever heard by strumming his own pubic hair, is an "American singer"
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
They ain't bad you know
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 17h
Some kid is doing the standard “ur mom” voice chat trash talk and they got no idea they’re talking to bashar al assad
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
Think about his final pained words, "ow my neck", your heart just bleeds doesn't it
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
Plastic Love would be in the top 10 best hit songs of the past fifty years if it had been a hit outside of Japan. No I'm not memeing, deadly serious. That song's fucking immaculate.
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 7d
Birds of a Feather by Billie Eilish is top 5 of this list btw, definitely not no. 1 but it's up there, so is Telepatia by Kali Uchis
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · Aug 29
You know Good Luck, Babe! may actually be the best hit song of the past 25 years and I’d be surprised if anyone had a better candidate.
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
Reckon this song's about Elon. I hear he's got a delicate weapon and all www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu6Y...
CYBERPUNK 2077 SOUNDTRACK - DELICATE WEAPON by Grimes & Lizzy Wizzy (Official Video)
YouTube video by Lakeshore Records
www.youtube.com
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
I like how Towa Tei puts out one banger every album cycle and one "look at me actually I'm an interesting producer" track. This one is the latter (Brand Nu Emo is the banger) www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-tX...
"REM" TOWA TEI WITH ANO (YOU'LL MELT MORE!)
YouTube video by towatei_channel
www.youtube.com
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
Such a fucking sell-out. Who cares. Banger. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZQ...
Tom Jones and Art Of Noise - Kiss (Official Video)
YouTube video by Art Of Noise
www.youtube.com
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
Easily one of my favourite YMO tracks, Technodelic easily my favourite album and that's a key reason why
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
That or they think "there are lots of instances, they can't get them all!" without thinking about what happens if it becomes obvious that instance owners carry personal liabilities
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
Ian Watkins, on listening to this song: "I don't really like it very much, and also the slap bass lick in it isn't very goo- ow my neck"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXZu...
Chappell Roan - Naked in Manhattan (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Chappell Roan
www.youtube.com
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
This came on Apple Music as like an "up next" after my Japanese-language playlist ran out and you know what, I'm a sucker for Hi-NRG, this shit bangs as hard as anything Stock Aitken and Waterman ever did www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWFX...
荻野目洋子 / ダンシング・ヒーロー（Eat You Up） (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by 荻野目洋子
www.youtube.com
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 11h
Just going to link to whatever I'm listening to and you can either like it or not www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Tn...
Seoul Music - YMO
YouTube video by virginie.
www.youtube.com
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Microsoft Visual Kei @joebaldwin.me.uk · 12h
Never mind, London Porter