Promised Consort RedOne
@joebaldwin.me.uk
Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Norwich dweller. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.
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It’s actually three guys but they’re all Peter Sellers
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
It’s actually three guys but they’re all Peter Sellers
Finally, they’re deporting James Blunt
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Finally, they’re deporting James Blunt
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This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
January 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
So Bookwyrm's "get started" flow gives an internal server error, which I think answers my question for me pretty capably
I want something like Goodreads but don’t want Goodreads because I want to avoid Amazon. Is Bookwyrm any good at all?
January 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
So Bookwyrm's "get started" flow gives an internal server error, which I think answers my question for me pretty capably
Will Stancil drives the same car as me. Based as shit
I don’t want a humvee, I want a 2020 Honda fit
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Will Stancil drives the same car as me. Based as shit
I want something like Goodreads but don’t want Goodreads because I want to avoid Amazon. Is Bookwyrm any good at all?
January 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I want something like Goodreads but don’t want Goodreads because I want to avoid Amazon. Is Bookwyrm any good at all?
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Basically in almost all discussions of national malaise and dysfunction, you can often get the new perspective on the problem by taking the word "Britain" and replacing it with the words "the Conservative Party".
January 13, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Basically in almost all discussions of national malaise and dysfunction, you can often get the new perspective on the problem by taking the word "Britain" and replacing it with the words "the Conservative Party".
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I finally figured it out
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I finally figured it out
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🎵 Without a Mayor Adams
New York would really stink.
We wouldn’t have the Rat Tsar,
Or compact wheelie bins.
He found your kiddy’s crack pipes,
And survived that low-speed crash.
It’s not the Mayor’s fault that the crypto coin collapsed! 🎵
New York would really stink.
We wouldn’t have the Rat Tsar,
Or compact wheelie bins.
He found your kiddy’s crack pipes,
And survived that low-speed crash.
It’s not the Mayor’s fault that the crypto coin collapsed! 🎵
Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 AM
🎵 Without a Mayor Adams
New York would really stink.
We wouldn’t have the Rat Tsar,
Or compact wheelie bins.
He found your kiddy’s crack pipes,
And survived that low-speed crash.
It’s not the Mayor’s fault that the crypto coin collapsed! 🎵
New York would really stink.
We wouldn’t have the Rat Tsar,
Or compact wheelie bins.
He found your kiddy’s crack pipes,
And survived that low-speed crash.
It’s not the Mayor’s fault that the crypto coin collapsed! 🎵
The pre-280 characters days, in hindsight, were weird, because it made some of the nation's top politicians tweet like Prince writing liner notes.
Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
January 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The pre-280 characters days, in hindsight, were weird, because it made some of the nation's top politicians tweet like Prince writing liner notes.
It's good to know that Bluesky is, in addition the first place to go for politics news, the first place to go for "fuck that was a really massive explosion, are we all going to die"
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It's good to know that Bluesky is, in addition the first place to go for politics news, the first place to go for "fuck that was a really massive explosion, are we all going to die"
It's great living near a USAF base and being in NATO, a thing that absolutely guarantees the security of all European countries from invasion!
*checks notes* ah shit
*checks notes* ah shit
January 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
It's great living near a USAF base and being in NATO, a thing that absolutely guarantees the security of all European countries from invasion!
*checks notes* ah shit
*checks notes* ah shit
Well there was just a massive explosion sound that rattled the windows in Norwich so that was comforting
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Well there was just a massive explosion sound that rattled the windows in Norwich so that was comforting
Apple are apparently going to roll out proper food tracking in the Health app in iOS 26.4 and I swear to god, I'm really proud of Budgie Diet but I hope to shit it gets Sherlocked because food tracking is such a glaring omission from Apple Health it's not even funny
January 12, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Apple are apparently going to roll out proper food tracking in the Health app in iOS 26.4 and I swear to god, I'm really proud of Budgie Diet but I hope to shit it gets Sherlocked because food tracking is such a glaring omission from Apple Health it's not even funny
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Kemi, this is just a population density map
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Kemi, this is just a population density map
You know I think Kobo have a different idea of what "non-fiction" means than most people do
January 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
You know I think Kobo have a different idea of what "non-fiction" means than most people do
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the betting & gaming council and all those betting company CEOs assured me the high street was a welcoming, thriving place full of community!
Latest from me, on an eternally overlooked, sniffed-at issue that is politically huge www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The UK’s high streets have reached a tipping point – and Reform will reap the benefits | John Harris
When even Poundland and charity shops are closing, we’re near a point of no return. But there is hope, says Guardian columnist John Harris
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
the betting & gaming council and all those betting company CEOs assured me the high street was a welcoming, thriving place full of community!
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
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I think it's very important that Rupert Lowe's "Million Nonce March" gets widespread media coverage. Critical to amplify diverse voices.
We go live to the Protect our girls crew, unsure what they are doing
January 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I think it's very important that Rupert Lowe's "Million Nonce March" gets widespread media coverage. Critical to amplify diverse voices.
Update: Promised Consort Radahn first try. Albeit with exactly 8hp left
Here is a non-exhaustive list of bosses that I have beaten on the 1st/2nd tries just with a bleed build and Mimic:
Messmer, Rellana, Commander Gaius, Divine Beast Dancing Lion, Midra, Godskin Duo, Placidusax, Fire Giant, Malenia, Margit, Godfrey, Elden Beast
Complete and total bullshit. Love it.
Messmer, Rellana, Commander Gaius, Divine Beast Dancing Lion, Midra, Godskin Duo, Placidusax, Fire Giant, Malenia, Margit, Godfrey, Elden Beast
Complete and total bullshit. Love it.
Bleed builds in Elden Ring are hilarious. Just beat Malenia, healing *twice*, with just me and my Mimic Tear wailing on her
January 10, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Update: Promised Consort Radahn first try. Albeit with exactly 8hp left
Not sure if this display name is good or not but fuck it
January 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Not sure if this display name is good or not but fuck it
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How your email finds me.
The End of Evangelion
Episode 25'
Air
Love is Destructive
Episode 25'
Air
Love is Destructive
January 10, 2026 at 10:34 AM
How your email finds me.
Mr Beast is the Keir Starmer of YouTubers
Obsessed with this list of anime Mr. Beast has certainly watched. I wonder if he liked Gundom iron blood
January 10, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Mr Beast is the Keir Starmer of YouTubers
Here is a non-exhaustive list of bosses that I have beaten on the 1st/2nd tries just with a bleed build and Mimic:
Messmer, Rellana, Commander Gaius, Divine Beast Dancing Lion, Midra, Godskin Duo, Placidusax, Fire Giant, Malenia, Margit, Godfrey, Elden Beast
Complete and total bullshit. Love it.
Messmer, Rellana, Commander Gaius, Divine Beast Dancing Lion, Midra, Godskin Duo, Placidusax, Fire Giant, Malenia, Margit, Godfrey, Elden Beast
Complete and total bullshit. Love it.
Bleed builds in Elden Ring are hilarious. Just beat Malenia, healing *twice*, with just me and my Mimic Tear wailing on her
January 10, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Here is a non-exhaustive list of bosses that I have beaten on the 1st/2nd tries just with a bleed build and Mimic:
Messmer, Rellana, Commander Gaius, Divine Beast Dancing Lion, Midra, Godskin Duo, Placidusax, Fire Giant, Malenia, Margit, Godfrey, Elden Beast
Complete and total bullshit. Love it.
Messmer, Rellana, Commander Gaius, Divine Beast Dancing Lion, Midra, Godskin Duo, Placidusax, Fire Giant, Malenia, Margit, Godfrey, Elden Beast
Complete and total bullshit. Love it.
Hope it pulls a sudden U-ey and slams into it tbh
The Moon is slowly moving away from Earth. 🌕🧪
It drifts about 3.8 cm (1.5 in) farther each year, roughly the rate your fingernails grow. Earth’s tides transfer energy to the Moon, nudging it into a higher orbit.
The Earth–Moon system is still evolving. 🤯
It drifts about 3.8 cm (1.5 in) farther each year, roughly the rate your fingernails grow. Earth’s tides transfer energy to the Moon, nudging it into a higher orbit.
The Earth–Moon system is still evolving. 🤯
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Hope it pulls a sudden U-ey and slams into it tbh