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Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.
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Given the inclusion of Renault engineering excellence, it may well not have an engine in a year
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Well, she got on the plane and is now at her connection in Shanghai, so hopefully not an issue there…
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"Also, we have a Japanese heritage but have decided to learn lessons from Renault about building cars for some reason."

(My partner, who insists on buying Japanese, makes a strict exception for Nissan.)
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Truly baffling how the company that makes hateful machines like the Juke and the Qashqai every so often just is like “fuck it. Let’s make something completely and totally mental that looks like a graphics card and does 900bhp”
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Nissan is constantly on the brink of collapse, but also apparently making shit like this
Janky Batmobile lookin’ ass car
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Not sure the world needed a video game adaptation of Triumph of the Will but welcome to 2025 I guess.
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This is just going to wind up, at best, basically being BioShock Infinite but with hardcore pornography mixed in and the racists win
everyfilmnow.bsky.social
Elon Musk announces xAI game studio will release a great AI-generated game before end of 2026.

Powered by Grok, the studio aims to revolutionize gaming with dynamic, photo-realistic experiences.

#xAI #Grok #AIGaming
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I did it for a while when bored, and yeah, in hindsight, I’m not sure Slashdot-style sortition moderation for a dating site was a good idea.
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Flagmod was an interesting concept. And the number of people who couldn’t comprehend “your profile picture must be of you” was baffling.
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Partner is flying home. Gets the third degree at the airport because her residency here is only probable via an e-Visa and literally nobody at the airport can comprehend them or how they work. Sigh.
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merovingians.bsky.social
a lot of people who boiled their brains with IDF atrocity footage and believe that only Israel killed civilians on 10/7, a thing Hamas doesn't even believe, are extremely mad Zohran is like, normal.
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.
“Two years ago today, Hamas carried out a horrific war crime, killing more than 1,100 Israelis and kidnapping 250 more. I mourn these lives and pray for the safe return of every hostage still held and for every family whose lives were torn apart by these atrocities.

In the aftermath of that day, Prime Minister Netanyahu and the Israeli government launched a genocidal war: adeath toll that now far exceeds 67,000; with the Israeli military bombing homes, hospitals, and schools into rubble. Every day in Gaza has become a place where grief itself has run out of language. I mourn these lives and pray for the families that have been shattered. Our government has been complicit through it all.

This must end. The occupation and apartheid must end. Peace must be pursued through diplomacy, not war crimes, and our government must act to end these atrocities and hold those responsible to account.

These last two years have demonstrated the very worst of humanity. We must answer it by modeling the very best: a relentless pursuit of our higher ideals and an unwavering commitment to universal human rights.”
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Went to the gym. Had dinner. Still feel a bit shit. Ordered Maccies. Standard.
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It was all I could afford, don’t judge me
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I'll let you know not to make fun of my wife, Penguin Random House
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I think *some* Mastodon dev work gets paid by the Mastodon GmBH non-profit, as do some of the mods on the flagship mastodon dot social instance. Most independent Mastodon instances basically just run on voluntary donations and prayers though
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I still fondly remember the steak and egg McMuffin I had in the US ages ago. Went better as a breakfast food than I expected
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It's like they're using someone else's grief as the basis for some awful tech demo
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The whole tone of "isn't it cool that it's technically capable to make this" underpinning them non-consensually making facsimiles of peoples' deceased loved ones is sickmaking
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Still waiting on Scan to retest this for the correct fault, which I was told would happen yesterday morning but instead has just... not. So this is good.
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Scan have said there’s no fault because the system POSTed, despite the actual issue I reported being “system won’t wake from sleep without being power cycled at the PSU repeatedly”. So that’s great
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Oh yeah, for context, yeah, ASRock motherboard killed a 9800X3D. Ordered a new one pending sending the old one back (luckily Scan have been decent about it) and it works perfectly in the new ASUS mobo I got, whereas the old one did not. Great times.
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I swear Adobe is deliberately acting to try and make people not want to use Acrobat Reader, it's horrid
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This "Lando Norris" Monster Ultra I got from Poundland tastes like the air freshener I had in my first flat
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I don't think you realise the impact that having a bunch of six year olds driving would have on the average standard of driving.

It would be a vast improvement.
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"and I want ONE such places with everybody I want to talk to or yell at on it or reachable from it, because opening multiple apps is annoying

but it needs to be moderated strictly according to my specific ideological/emotional needs or I'll get very upset"

PLEASE just stick to group chats
joebaldwin.me.uk
"Everyone is twelve" theory also includes "I want a magic special place where I can publicly say whatever I want about whoever I want in as edgy a way as I want and never get banned but all the bad people I don't like are banned on sight and also I don't have to pay for it or trade anything for it"
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They weren't, but they also weren't a substitute for "I can go into a shop and freely buy things that would have been seen as essentially unimaginable even thirty years ago for a relative pittance"