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@joebaldwin.me.uk
Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Norwich dweller. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It’s always David Cameron’s fault.
I can't lie - this sounds absolutely fucking dreadful
January 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I can't lie - this sounds absolutely fucking dreadful
You know I think Kobo have a different idea of what "non-fiction" means than most people do
January 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
You know I think Kobo have a different idea of what "non-fiction" means than most people do
You know what, this probably won’t do anything, but it’s worth a shot. Go to the X page on the (iOS) App Store, scroll down, Report a Problem, takes you to this form.
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
You know what, this probably won’t do anything, but it’s worth a shot. Go to the X page on the (iOS) App Store, scroll down, Report a Problem, takes you to this form.
Below takes tonight’s dinner into account too. Winning
December 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Below takes tonight’s dinner into account too. Winning
Just watched Pluribus E1 while doing this. two conclusions: bravo Vince, and ow
December 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Just watched Pluribus E1 while doing this. two conclusions: bravo Vince, and ow
*general whimpering noises*
December 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
*general whimpering noises*
Repairing some Christmas damage
December 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Repairing some Christmas damage
This will probably also nuke some stuff I might find interesting but it will also nuke arguments between two groups of people talking past each other so I'm calling it a win
December 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
This will probably also nuke some stuff I might find interesting but it will also nuke arguments between two groups of people talking past each other so I'm calling it a win
Here's a very good starting point already
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Here's a very good starting point already
Hey guys do you know what a YouTube queue looks like when it's actually a cry for help
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Hey guys do you know what a YouTube queue looks like when it's actually a cry for help
Merry minorinjurymas
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Merry minorinjurymas
And now - tiny sausage rolls and Bucks Fizz.
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
And now - tiny sausage rolls and Bucks Fizz.
Presented without comment
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Presented without comment
Although this comment on the same video is beautiful
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Although this comment on the same video is beautiful
I don't understand how YouTube comments are basically just a place for random dadaist humour now
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I don't understand how YouTube comments are basically just a place for random dadaist humour now
Me yesterday after I had to dodge around a million people who all found new and innovative ways to BE IN THE WAY AT ALL TIMES
December 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me yesterday after I had to dodge around a million people who all found new and innovative ways to BE IN THE WAY AT ALL TIMES
You should see the new cavalry
December 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
You should see the new cavalry
Do I have to do *everything* around here. Here, free reaction image for you
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Do I have to do *everything* around here. Here, free reaction image for you
Yep, I think this is a good saving on £5.99 a month
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Yep, I think this is a good saving on £5.99 a month
I dunno lads I think it would be more interesting if it was a normal bike that just suddenly caught fire for no reason
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I dunno lads I think it would be more interesting if it was a normal bike that just suddenly caught fire for no reason