John Learned
@johnlearned.bsky.social
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A charming man of leisure. Seen on WIRED, USGamer, Kotaku, Polygon, etc. Annotates games on YouTube. Jason Statham looks like me john dot learned at gmail dot com
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I'm not a hater or anything, but there are a lot of Mario games that I haven't played, so it felt disingenuous for me to claim that this is one of the kings
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79. Super Mario Odyssey

Not sure if this will go down as one of the all-timer Mario games, but it really was the perfect Switch launch game. I was def more pumped for Zelda, but this set the stage beautifully
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80. Triangle Strategy

A great modern take on the Matsuno tactics games. It doesn't hit the narrative highs (or complexities) of his work, but the actual combat and character building is really great. The Switch was invented for stuff like this
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81. Onimusha 3

The best of the original three to play but with the least interesting narrative. It still looks great for a PS2 game, and you could tell that Capcom was really flexing with its presentation and licensed actors (Jean Reno!)
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82. Dark Cloud

I know that people prefer the second game for its robustness, but I absolutely loved this one when it was released and bounced off DK2. I have no real interest going back to it, but there are some fond memories of figuring out the perfect rebuilding configurations and dungeon dives
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Turns out it doesn't work
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Over the weekend, my back went out, and THEN I took my family to an amusement park. Don't do this
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Wow weird. I like FEDA, but I never imagined any *loved* FEDA
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New York is cool. It's also assy, but generally very cool
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It holds up. I can't believe it. And that library scene alnear the end!
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Oh, my god, that's Pam Grier?!
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I am trembling watching this
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If you've ever followed me at all, you know I've been hoping this movie would someday resurface. My first horror movie
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This game rocks kind of hard
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Two weeks after my 40th birthday, I picked up a goddamn pillow and threw my back out. Because sure
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Oh, man. As a dude with back trouble, I'm super sorry and welcome you to the other side
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Stretch.

You might think this is a joke. It is not.
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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It's so weird that they let cameras into circle jerks these days
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JD Vance describes Chuck Schumer as "one of the most famous Palestinians in the world"
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Baseball Simulator 1.000 (Culture Brain, 1990)
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All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)
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Collectors! Store owners! Hoarders! Help us out! @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social is looking to source copies of this 1985 NES pack-in poster for fundraising reasons, and we need them asap. We already cleaned out eBay. Note that they need to be the ones that say copyright 1985, as pictured! Can pay!