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John Learned
@johnlearned.bsky.social
A charming man of leisure. Seen on WIRED, USGamer, Kotaku, Polygon, etc. Annotates games on YouTube. Jason Statham looks like me
john dot learned at gmail dot com
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Hi, new followers. I'm an independent games writer with work all over the place, and I make long, preposterous YT series annotating games like this one
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
The Annotated Symphony of the Night - YouTube
This is the complete Annotated Symphony of the Night by John Learned. Future videos will be added as they are produced
youtube.com
No one is surprised
January 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I would like to pay my mortgage
what is the biggest writerly goal you are willing to cop to publicly? I would like to be nominated for a Lammy
January 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Breaks my heart to share this, but today is my last day at The Verge and I am looking for work! I'd really like to stay in video games, preferably in some kind of journalistic capacity but I can do PR/Marketing and maybe even a lil Narrative Design. Please get in touch!
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Ash Parrish
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January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Ok, I've read this story four times and still can't understand what the fuck these guys are planning for Inverse's future
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
God, I'm fucking sick of seeing this
Inverse has decided to "divest from gaming content" so I'm out of a job again!
This is almost certainly the end of my career in games media, and probably the end of my writing career. I'd love for that not to be the case, so I'd appreciate any leads but I'm honestly not hopeful for obvious reasons♥️
January 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Inverse's Gaming section is being shut down as the company "divests" from gaming content. I'm out of a job along with my wonderful co-writers. I've put my heart and soul into this job for four years. Gonna need to take time to process, but I'm now completely open for work - and boy do I need it.
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Along with SOTN on the MD/GEN, someone is porting the first Castlevania to SMS. Notice Simon's improved walking cycle. Love that people are doing this kind of work! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyzN...
WIP Castlevania Sega Master System 02
YouTube video by xfixium
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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the dream team rides again - excited to have an excerpt from my book on @mattleone.bsky.social's wonderful new site, @designroom.bsky.social. Loved writing this chapter on The Beatles, and especially learning more about the GOAT Yoko Ono.
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
This is my favorite Breyfogle single issue. Holy terror is probably my favorite cover
I found a Breyfogle-signed Detective issue in a dollar bin somewhere in Gainesville, FL and now it’s one of my most cherished possessions.

Legendary artist! 🏆
January 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Ok, I just watched a gymbro video that suggested that your lunches should be a ground venison and broccoli sandwich with low sugar ketchup on keto bread and jesus christ, dude, did you obliterate your tastebuds somewhere along the way?
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Snow day for the kid means no streams. See you tomorrow
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Breyfogle was the first professional comics artist I ever met. His Batman was the Batman that I grew up with. Great profile
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
This is like giving yourself a nickname
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
you do not have to comment on everything
you do not have to comment on everything
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January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I do all of the cooking and RPGing in this house, so
January 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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At @wired.com, we are hiring for a senior editor on our science desk. I'm happy to answer any questions about the role; my email is [email protected].
Senior Editor, Science
WIRED is where a better future is imagined. For three decades, we have been the indispensable guide to a world in constant transformation. We cover humanity’s biggest challenges, from climate change t...
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January 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Since my Metroid guide was new to a lot of people, I figure I'd reshare my old Hand-Drawn Zelda guide. It's a fully illustrated guide to the first Zelda, complete with dungeon maps, and tied together in a storybook presentation. It's also free!
January 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Not for nothing, but Mike Tomlin and/or John Harbaugh have the opportunity to do the funniest thing and coach the Cleveland fucking Browns
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
No, this one is king
Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
January 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
My god
lol owned
January 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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It's #portfolioday and this year I want more publishing and game work!

My name is Greg Melo, and I do illustration and design for books, editorials, podcasts, comics, social media and more!

Portfolio: gregmelo.com
My comic: mnmcomic.com
Art blog: pixelpulp.tumblr.com
contact: [email protected]
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
If you are a data miner that's messed with Final Fantasy Tactics, I would like to talk to you. Please pass this around
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM