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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz

@johnnymortiz.bsky.social

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Just a guy who wants to write creature features. Into monsters, aliens, death metal, collectibles, books, film/tv, and spooky things. IG: iamnotthejuan

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · Nov 7

#SorryNotSorry

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 17h

Don’t mind me, just trying to recreate the dancing Predators from PREDATOR 2.

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 1d

Out already?! Score!

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 1d

BRAKFAS

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 1d

The finishing move for the Predator in #BlackOps6 is so cool. Hahaha.

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, I like this poster a lot. I WANT IT.

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 2d

I’m tired of the “AI is here to stay” discourse, especially from rather big name directors. Slam the fucking door right in AI’s face, you bums!

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 2d

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 2d

I felt bad for a second.

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 2d

Hahaha, what a way to lose.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 2d

I loathe them.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 2d

😁

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 2d

Now you’re making me want to re-read this.

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 2d

@thepeterbriggs.bsky.social Here’s a clip of me getting the first kill of the match via a frag. #Predanade

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 2d

Multiplayer shooter game. Halloween event in which they added Predator as a character. Jason Voorhees and Chucky are there as well, but obviously I went with the Yautja bundle.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yes! Let’s go hunt for some trophies! #CallOfDuty #Predator #TheHaunting

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 2d

So just fuck the writers when it comes to the script now, huh?

Man…

Script does not give credit to the writer/writers

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 3d

variety.com/2025/film/gl...

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with the words whyyyy written in yellow

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with the words whyyyy written in yellow

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 3d

Want to know exactly where we’re at right now? We’re at a point where we’re canceling games and tv shows about combating racist terrorists because we don’t want to offend… the racists.

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 3d

🤘🏽🤘🏽

C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 3d

There’s an interview going around about AI, so before there are any questions, let me state unequivocally that BLACK PHONE 2 is 100% organic. AI was not used at any stage of the filmmaking from idea generation, research, look books, writing, onscreen images - anything. We’re old school and love it.

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 3d

Need to work on your hagglin’ skills.

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 3d

Tsk tsk. Rookie.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 3d

In time for Halloween! 🤘🏽🤘🏽

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 4d

Dude, what?! Come on, I don’t really have an AMC theater near me!

I’m going need some of these other theaters to step up. @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social looking at you…

Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 4d

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