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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 6h

I find Sliwa’s politics repugnant. But if Zohran wanted to “reach across the aisle” and create some random position for him like Commissioner of Kitty Welfare (i.e., Leslie putting Ron in charge of that national park), I wouldn’t be mad at that.

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8h

To New Yorkers: You fucking need to push back - vociferously! - when Trump and the corrupt NY political machine join forces to undercut him, and your stupider friends absolutely fall for it.

exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8h

I hope that Bill de Blasio is in some random shitty bar, seven beers deep, just laughing it up and having a great fucking time.

exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 9h

Hard to believe “MNYGA” didn’t catch on.

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 9h

Hard to believe that the endorsement from Stephen Miller didn’t turn things around.

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 2d

We have all agreed as a society that right after Halloween is when it becomes acceptable to listen to Christmas music.

exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 3d

Unfortunately, Kirk looks exactly like the guy who grounds into a double play in the instructional videos on how to turn a double play.

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 3d

We’re doing “welfare queen” discourse in 20-fucking-25. A complete fucking embarrassment. Real peabrained horseshit. MURRIKAH!

exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 4d

The Knicks are not going to win the NBA Cup. 😞

exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 4d

Me, every Friday since the fall began:

exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 5d

Not particularly enchanted by the Amazon ad where the grown-ass daughter is fat-shaming her dad, tbh.

exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 7d

Oh man, I didn’t mute the term “riley gaines”? I was as slow in doing that as Riley Gaines in one of her swimming races.

exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8d

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8d

I have never consumed even a smidgen of Barstool media in my entire life, but this fucking game has gone on so long that the names of those four losers has become a “thing I know.”

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8d

welp.

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8d

This Little guy looks terrible, so if this somehow makes it to 18, we might actually be in purgatory.

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8d

I don’t even like these teams; why the fuck am I up?

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8d

loooooooooooooooooool

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8d

Lauer is in hell.

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8d

If Shohei and/or Mookie don’t end this, I will know for certain that this is Lauer trapped in his own “The Game” scenario.

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8d

I wonder if this game is just one giant fucked up prank they’re pulling on Eric Lauer.

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8d

If you’re the Spurs and you have one second remaining before the quarter ends, don’t you just park Wembanyama in the post and have the inbounder chuck it at him? “Fuck it, Wemby down there somewhere!”

exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 8d

Speak for yourself. I personally miss the cogent manifestos from hoe_math = PsychoMath.

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exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 9d

Back in July, I was sure that Sliwa would eventually drop out of the race in a cynical gambit to give Cuomo a shot at it. And now, in late October, I’m watching his unhinged ads with him wearing his stupid beret, and, uh… I might have overthought that one, lol.

exhausted old person @johnskim.bsky.social · 9d

These Steelers uniforms look like if Charlie Brown dressed up for Halloween as a guy who exposes himself on the subway.

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