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Get me away from the grifters and brainrot peddlers, holy shit.
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I feel like “Final B” is where short track skaters should just break out their craziest shit.
February 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I feel like “Final B” is where short track skaters should just break out their craziest shit.
Matthew McConaughey is like doge in that we let them get popular because we thought they were cute and harmless, not realizing that we were setting the stage for our destruction 15 years later.
February 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Matthew McConaughey is like doge in that we let them get popular because we thought they were cute and harmless, not realizing that we were setting the stage for our destruction 15 years later.
Just a glorified puff piece for another AI-proselytizing vulture. There is truly no space where we are safe from this grift.
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Just a glorified puff piece for another AI-proselytizing vulture. There is truly no space where we are safe from this grift.
NBC has gotta stop pushing Calvin Broadus Jr. on us. Let him enjoy his homophobic Trump money away from my television screen.
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
NBC has gotta stop pushing Calvin Broadus Jr. on us. Let him enjoy his homophobic Trump money away from my television screen.
Uh, I was not wondering if Bea Kim and Chloe Kim were related, lol.
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Uh, I was not wondering if Bea Kim and Chloe Kim were related, lol.
I am so turned off by ice dance right now. The continued incentivizing of toxic masculinity plus the nebulous scoring that seems based on vibes more than anything else, both of which the other disciplines have addressed much more proactively. Maybe I’ll soften. We’ll see.
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I am so turned off by ice dance right now. The continued incentivizing of toxic masculinity plus the nebulous scoring that seems based on vibes more than anything else, both of which the other disciplines have addressed much more proactively. Maybe I’ll soften. We’ll see.
“I can excuse homophobia, but I draw the line at mocking New Jersey!”
“You can excuse homophobia?”
“You can excuse homophobia?”
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
“I can excuse homophobia, but I draw the line at mocking New Jersey!”
“You can excuse homophobia?”
“You can excuse homophobia?”
Thank you! It is incredibly frustrating to see Guillaume Cizeron being glazed when the primary narrative around him should be that he’s a piece of shit.
France's viral ice dancing team has a dark backstory: defector.com/frances-vira...
France's Viral Ice Dancing Team Has A Dark Backstory | Defector
Blink and you might not have caught it. On Monday, Guillaume Cizeron and Laurence Fournier Beaudry took to the rink and staked their claim to the ice dancing gold medal. Dancing to Madonna’s “Vogue,” ...
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February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Thank you! It is incredibly frustrating to see Guillaume Cizeron being glazed when the primary narrative around him should be that he’s a piece of shit.
lol they just compared the woman curler to Caitlin Clark
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
lol they just compared the woman curler to Caitlin Clark
“You’ll have to adopt AI eventually!” Motherfucker, I had professors who were still using transparencies and an overhead projector during the Obama presidency. I can absolutely hold out until I die.
February 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
“You’ll have to adopt AI eventually!” Motherfucker, I had professors who were still using transparencies and an overhead projector during the Obama presidency. I can absolutely hold out until I die.
The way that Knicks fans talk about Towns is emblematic of why I sometimes hesitate before identifying as a Knicks fan. You’re not serious people.
February 10, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The way that Knicks fans talk about Towns is emblematic of why I sometimes hesitate before identifying as a Knicks fan. You’re not serious people.
Between “Libertarians: We Told You So” and “Move Over, Girl Dinner. Boy Kibble Has Arrived!” I wish Bezos had razed the New York Times instead.
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Between “Libertarians: We Told You So” and “Move Over, Girl Dinner. Boy Kibble Has Arrived!” I wish Bezos had razed the New York Times instead.
“Oh gross, that cannot possibly be Jake Paul.”
Alas, it was in fact Jake Paul.
Alas, it was in fact Jake Paul.
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
“Oh gross, that cannot possibly be Jake Paul.”
Alas, it was in fact Jake Paul.
Alas, it was in fact Jake Paul.
I want to be moderately entertained but I also like complaining about boring football games, so I’m torn.
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I want to be moderately entertained but I also like complaining about boring football games, so I’m torn.
I’m a firm believer that you can care about multiple things, but I hope that anyone who got big mad online about “Tom Brady’s disloyalty” has posted something about abolishing ICE at least once, even if performatively.
The most offensive persecution complex in sports. I hope the Seahawks win by 40.
The most offensive persecution complex in sports. I hope the Seahawks win by 40.
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I’m a firm believer that you can care about multiple things, but I hope that anyone who got big mad online about “Tom Brady’s disloyalty” has posted something about abolishing ICE at least once, even if performatively.
The most offensive persecution complex in sports. I hope the Seahawks win by 40.
The most offensive persecution complex in sports. I hope the Seahawks win by 40.
I wish I loved anything as much as Johnny Weir loves pointing out under-rotated jumps.
February 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I wish I loved anything as much as Johnny Weir loves pointing out under-rotated jumps.
You may not think that you can spend 30 to 40 minutes reading about how injecting a foreign substance into your penis can significantly increase the length of your ski jump. But here we are.
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
You may not think that you can spend 30 to 40 minutes reading about how injecting a foreign substance into your penis can significantly increase the length of your ski jump. But here we are.
Those of you who are arguing that the fuckhead billionaire would have granted mercy on the newspaper, if only we hadn’t made him mad with the cancelled subscriptions: Do you hear yourselves? Have some dignity, my god.
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Those of you who are arguing that the fuckhead billionaire would have granted mercy on the newspaper, if only we hadn’t made him mad with the cancelled subscriptions: Do you hear yourselves? Have some dignity, my god.
If you’re in line to make the “it’s cute that you think we’re going to have elections this year” joke, please go the fuck home, actually.
February 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
If you’re in line to make the “it’s cute that you think we’re going to have elections this year” joke, please go the fuck home, actually.
Listen, we all need to make moral compromises when navigating the pop cultural landscape, but you are absolutely making a choice by still watching WWE when AEW exists.
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Listen, we all need to make moral compromises when navigating the pop cultural landscape, but you are absolutely making a choice by still watching WWE when AEW exists.
Everyone pretty much agrees that Jaxson Hayes trucked the Wizards mascot. Except, it seems, for the Silver Screen and Roll community, who insist that you can see G-Wiz purposefully change direction if you examine the 240p footage at 0.25x speed.
God, I hate the Lakers, lol.
God, I hate the Lakers, lol.
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Everyone pretty much agrees that Jaxson Hayes trucked the Wizards mascot. Except, it seems, for the Silver Screen and Roll community, who insist that you can see G-Wiz purposefully change direction if you examine the 240p footage at 0.25x speed.
God, I hate the Lakers, lol.
God, I hate the Lakers, lol.
Kolek and Shamet a legitimate part of the rotation; Clarkson and Yabusele parked on the bench. Just like everyone predicted at the beginning of the season.
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Kolek and Shamet a legitimate part of the rotation; Clarkson and Yabusele parked on the bench. Just like everyone predicted at the beginning of the season.
If Matthew Lillard and Paul Dano don’t present the Best Casting Oscar, then what are we even doing here?
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If Matthew Lillard and Paul Dano don’t present the Best Casting Oscar, then what are we even doing here?
If you love public transportation except for the part where you actually get transported somewhere, the MBTA has you covered!
January 31, 2026 at 8:10 PM
If you love public transportation except for the part where you actually get transported somewhere, the MBTA has you covered!