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Get me away from the grifters and brainrot peddlers, holy shit.
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Maybe it’s like cilantro and I just don’t have the genes for the taste of boot.
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Maybe it’s like cilantro and I just don’t have the genes for the taste of boot.
Complaining about cancel culture in 2026. Real hack stuff.
January 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Complaining about cancel culture in 2026. Real hack stuff.
The last ten minutes of tonight’s Celebrity Wheel of Fortune were an absolute trainwreck, lol.
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
The last ten minutes of tonight’s Celebrity Wheel of Fortune were an absolute trainwreck, lol.
I’m not sure how TERF bullshit ended up on my Discover feed, but in case it goes both ways and I end up on some random TERF’s feed: Fuck you, bigot.
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I’m not sure how TERF bullshit ended up on my Discover feed, but in case it goes both ways and I end up on some random TERF’s feed: Fuck you, bigot.
“We’re gonna kidnap the Venezuelan president.”
“Let’s shoot American citizens in the face for no reason.”
“Totally normal to abuse executive power in order to intimidate journalists and the Fed Reserve chair.”
“Time to invade Greenland!”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Pr...
“Let’s shoot American citizens in the face for no reason.”
“Totally normal to abuse executive power in order to intimidate journalists and the Fed Reserve chair.”
“Time to invade Greenland!”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Pr...
Austin Powers Steamroller
YouTube video by Mac Barron
m.youtube.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
“We’re gonna kidnap the Venezuelan president.”
“Let’s shoot American citizens in the face for no reason.”
“Totally normal to abuse executive power in order to intimidate journalists and the Fed Reserve chair.”
“Time to invade Greenland!”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Pr...
“Let’s shoot American citizens in the face for no reason.”
“Totally normal to abuse executive power in order to intimidate journalists and the Fed Reserve chair.”
“Time to invade Greenland!”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Pr...
I remember after the 2016 election how people “would never forgive anyone who voted for Trump” and then forgave pretty fucking quickly. If we get past this, let’s make sure there are consequences this time. Not just putting the nü-Gestapo in jail, but also ostracizing idiots in your social circles.
January 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I remember after the 2016 election how people “would never forgive anyone who voted for Trump” and then forgave pretty fucking quickly. If we get past this, let’s make sure there are consequences this time. Not just putting the nü-Gestapo in jail, but also ostracizing idiots in your social circles.
It’s morbidly funny that Brainworms perpetrates evil that exists in its own insane sphere. Luthor and Brainiac want to subjugate the world, while RFK’s Mxyzptlk ass is like, “I’m gonna increase rates of youth CAD by requiring schools to serve dipping cups of beef tallow with their chicken nuggies.”
January 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
It’s morbidly funny that Brainworms perpetrates evil that exists in its own insane sphere. Luthor and Brainiac want to subjugate the world, while RFK’s Mxyzptlk ass is like, “I’m gonna increase rates of youth CAD by requiring schools to serve dipping cups of beef tallow with their chicken nuggies.”
Winter Olympics coverage should include political affiliation in the chyron whenever they try to pump up an American athlete. The figure skating women are cool. The hockey team can go fuck itself. But does the ski jumper want to abolish ICE? Does the guy on the luge follow Ben Shapiro on Instagram?
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Winter Olympics coverage should include political affiliation in the chyron whenever they try to pump up an American athlete. The figure skating women are cool. The hockey team can go fuck itself. But does the ski jumper want to abolish ICE? Does the guy on the luge follow Ben Shapiro on Instagram?
Mendoza playing like a man who is absolutely hellbent on making sure that he doesn’t end up with the Jets.
January 10, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Mendoza playing like a man who is absolutely hellbent on making sure that he doesn’t end up with the Jets.
This was a long time coming.
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
This was a long time coming.
You know in movies and TV how local law enforcement gets super mad about the asshole feds coming in and claiming jurisdiction? We were apparently watching science fiction, lol.
January 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
You know in movies and TV how local law enforcement gets super mad about the asshole feds coming in and claiming jurisdiction? We were apparently watching science fiction, lol.
I don’t like verbalizing my doomerist takes, but it really seems like the only possible final outcomes are a de facto criminalization of Republican ideology or a Murrikan version of Putin’s regime. And I guess we’re okay with the latter as long as they keep the stream of capitalist slurry flowing.
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I don’t like verbalizing my doomerist takes, but it really seems like the only possible final outcomes are a de facto criminalization of Republican ideology or a Murrikan version of Putin’s regime. And I guess we’re okay with the latter as long as they keep the stream of capitalist slurry flowing.
Being a mature adult is knowing that you don’t have anything to prove and can just order “very hot” instead of “Thai hot.”
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Being a mature adult is knowing that you don’t have anything to prove and can just order “very hot” instead of “Thai hot.”
The difference between this and not this is disproportionately based on the incoherent whims of a small town’s population of the dumbest fucking people in Pennsylvania.
January 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The difference between this and not this is disproportionately based on the incoherent whims of a small town’s population of the dumbest fucking people in Pennsylvania.
If you know anyone who is able to reconcile the outrageous DHS statement with what actually happened in the video, then you need to give up on them because they are completely beyond hope.
January 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
If you know anyone who is able to reconcile the outrageous DHS statement with what actually happened in the video, then you need to give up on them because they are completely beyond hope.
These mouth-breathing meatheads have cackled some variation on “I bet we could just shoot them and no one would even do anything” about a million times behind closed doors. It was only a matter of time before one of these sociopathic dullards decided that they would try it for real.
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
These mouth-breathing meatheads have cackled some variation on “I bet we could just shoot them and no one would even do anything” about a million times behind closed doors. It was only a matter of time before one of these sociopathic dullards decided that they would try it for real.
Oh, I didn’t even realize that Dokoupil was the same guy who tried to have a go at Ta-Nehisi Coates about being an “extremist,” lol. Enjoy irrelevance, you herb.
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Oh, I didn’t even realize that Dokoupil was the same guy who tried to have a go at Ta-Nehisi Coates about being an “extremist,” lol. Enjoy irrelevance, you herb.
Can I get a roll call on how many affluent shitheads have followed through on their “threats” to flee New York now that Zohran is mayor? And if they haven’t yet, can they get on that posthaste? I would feel so silly and owned.
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Can I get a roll call on how many affluent shitheads have followed through on their “threats” to flee New York now that Zohran is mayor? And if they haven’t yet, can they get on that posthaste? I would feel so silly and owned.
I’ve put 100+ hours into Octopath Traveler 0 so I’m obviously enjoying the experience overall, but I really could’ve gone without every villain talking incessantly like a Reddit edgelord.
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I’ve put 100+ hours into Octopath Traveler 0 so I’m obviously enjoying the experience overall, but I really could’ve gone without every villain talking incessantly like a Reddit edgelord.
He thinks that he discovered a glitch which can be abused at will - “they’ll let me invade any country if I call it law enforcement!” - and because our government feels less accountability than your average video game company, he’s almost certainly correct.
January 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
He thinks that he discovered a glitch which can be abused at will - “they’ll let me invade any country if I call it law enforcement!” - and because our government feels less accountability than your average video game company, he’s almost certainly correct.
Dude, you are putting your life at risk when yelling at an Amtrak worker about your train delay, because I have never encountered employees who behave more like they know they’re unionized, lol.
December 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Dude, you are putting your life at risk when yelling at an Amtrak worker about your train delay, because I have never encountered employees who behave more like they know they’re unionized, lol.
New AI ad just dropped in which two hapless dimwits need to be explicitly told to see “Korean art” while in an art museum in Korea, and I’m truly starting to wonder if the median American is capable of wiping their own ass.
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
New AI ad just dropped in which two hapless dimwits need to be explicitly told to see “Korean art” while in an art museum in Korea, and I’m truly starting to wonder if the median American is capable of wiping their own ass.
Thank you for advertising them as “the singing voices of Huntrix,” to clear up any confusion that the real Huntrix might show up.
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Thank you for advertising them as “the singing voices of Huntrix,” to clear up any confusion that the real Huntrix might show up.
RIP Boxing
(688 BCE - 2025)
(688 BCE - 2025)
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
RIP Boxing
(688 BCE - 2025)
(688 BCE - 2025)