“Trans people have names like Ann Michael whereas cis people have names like Carl!”

I think Kathy Hilton just showed up where her agent told her to go and was like, “Where the fuck am I? What the fuck is this wheel?”

God, I hate the New York Times.

Yeah, you can’t necessarily just cut off a parent or a spouse. But your shitty situationship? Your moron co-worker? The friend of a friend of a friend who attends the same parties that you do? You should tell them to fuck off!

Unfortunately, the dickhead grifters I mute end up achieving a position of inexplicable prominence some time thereafter, so I apologize in advance for when he becomes Fetterman’s replacement.

I muted his name a second time with a period after the a, just to be absolutely sure.

Our toxic emphasis on “productivity” meant that we kept promoting craven charlatans whose only motivation was meeting quotas. And not just the obvious ghouls in our government, but now all our institutions are run by mealy mouthed cowards who have no discernible moral code guiding their actions.