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John Weinert

@johnweinert1.bsky.social

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · Jan 28

Nothing much, what’s up with you?

A picture of a children’s picture book written by Rebecca Upjohn

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 8h

It may surprise you that “SRM 6” is actually a hockey term and “goalie interference” is a BattleTech term

Matt, from Alaska @mattfromalaska.bsky.social · 8h

There Will Be Mechs

The Battletech stream is tonight at 6! @johnweinert1.bsky.social and I will be live, ready to answer all your burning mech and hockey related questions. What’s the difference between a SRM 4 and SRM 6, and what exactly is “goalie interference” anyway? All this and more, tonight!

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 2d

Is this the dang labubu that everyone’s talking about?

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 3d

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

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Jared @bj-slive.bsky.social · 3d

Everybody is talking about this exclusive link where you can view my Halloween film: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROQR...

Stranger in the House | A Halloween Short Film

YouTube video by Jake Thiessen

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah

John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 2d

Chalk is cum from a rock monster (golem, elemental, the Horta from Star Trek: TOS episode The Devil in the Dark, etc)

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 5d

I was just reminded today that Perdido Street Station lost out on the Hugo it’s year to American Gods, lol

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 5d

Wait you were just being polite about my game

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 5d

It’s interesting that you say that

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 5d

I’m aware of a certain evil cat who is also orange. Im beginning to see a trend…

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 6d

I respect that

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 6d

The “were” in “werewolf” means “man” so if Sonic were a werehog that would imply he turns into a human man, since he already is a hedgehog

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Matt, from Alaska @mattfromalaska.bsky.social · 8d

The long awaited return of the Battletech Stream is tomorrow night! @johnweinert1.bsky.social and I will be reunited to bring you everything you could ever want - as long as it’s a turn based mech tactics game!

Tomorrow at 6pm!

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 8d

Stream’s back tomorrow

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Sarah Welch-Larson @dodgyboffin.com · 9d

The five words every girl wants to hear

A credits sequence from Babylon 5 that reads “with Andreas Katsulas as G’Kar”

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 9d

Oh dang, I didn't!

John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 9d

Lol, Twitch is completely broken if you’re trying to watch on your phone through your web browser. I tuned into @shruke.bsky.social’s stream for a few minutes and my space bar wouldn’t work, so all my comments justrantogetherlikethis

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 10d

Science News Update: Physicists in China have developed “heat 2”

John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 10d

And of course now I’ve just found a couple typos and a possible bug. Expect an update soon!

John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 10d

If you’re excited for the World Series, why don’t you check out my game MUDRUNNER? It’s a comedic sci-fi choose-your-own-adventure game about nostalgia, consumerism, and, of course, baseball. It’s short, and it’s free!

jweinert.itch.io/mudrunner

MUDRUNNER by jweinert

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John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 11d

Exactly!

John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 11d

I actually was going to include that as well but I forgot haha

John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 11d

Oh, and I know I talked about “other RPGs” but just brought up D&D. That’s because D&D is the only RPG

John Weinert @johnweinert1.bsky.social · 11d

I’m not sure there was a point to this thread, just something I’ve been thinking about. Thanks for reading this far if you have

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