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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 3h

Which area of the White House will have the gas chamber?

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 3h

My monthly bill is increasing.

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 3h

Now I’m thinking about Home Alone 2.

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 3h

Great Scott!

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 3h

No Mr. Wonka, I don’t want to see your fudge factory.

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 4h

www.imdb.com/title/tt1108...

A Hard Problem (2021) ⭐ 6.1 | Drama, Sci-Fi

1h 49m

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 4h

So you won’t come to my wedding when I marry my AI wife?

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 4h

@isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 7h

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 20h

You know what they say about Donald Trump?

Huge ballroom, tiny dick.

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Maximum Sanshin Soba Drive @sanshinsoba.bsky.social · 1d

Been taking pictures when I can.

KFC restaurants look downright retro scifi. Also, I love old buildings.

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A KFC restaurant dining room. There's a big chicken bucket light hanging out of the ceiling. This photo is in black and white.

A black and white photo of an old street facing a hometown pharmacy and brewery. The focus is on the lights at night.

A black and white photo of a brick building at night, 4 stories tall, with round and oval white windows. I love the geometry.

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 1d

@spookyladyyy.bsky.social

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 1d

On the next episode of Chicago Library a homeless man gets caught using the non fiction as a bathroom.

Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll just stay in bed. 🛌

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 1d

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 1d

Future Christmas present for @spookyladyyy.bsky.social

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 1d

Well there is this one idiot guy I know, he hates windmills.

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You Rang @yourangaddams.bsky.social · 1d

New Episode! Watch us on YouTube! We talk about the big fat failure that is Halloween with the New Addams (1977) but at least a cat visits us! Also wherever you get your podcasts.

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Halloween with the New Addams 77

YouTube video by Addams Family Podcast

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 1d

It’s beginning to look a lot like Halloween. 🎃 👻 🧟

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Conor ❤️ #MelanieC ❤️ #Sweat ♥️ #musicmatters #musicislife #music ❤️ @conormcl2025.bsky.social · 1d

Happy 87th Birthday to #ChristopherLloyd

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Mike | All Hallows Geek @allhallowsgeek.bsky.social · 1d

If you thought Krampus was bad, just wait until Cranpus shows up to jack your holiday cranberries...

Bryan Cranston Becomes 'Cranpus' in New Holiday Campaign for Ocean Spray

Ocean Spray and Bryan Cranston unveil Cranpus in "Just Add Cran, Beware of Cranpus" holiday campaign.

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Heisenherr @jokeherr.bsky.social · 1d

The only thing Donald Trump decreased is his IQ.