Heisenherr
@jokeherr.bsky.social
“Titan Killing Long Term Booty Call."
Family Guy is back with the first episode of season 24 tonight.
February 15, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Family Guy is back with the first episode of season 24 tonight.
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Robin Williams warned us about Donald Trump.
We didn’t listen.
We didn’t listen.
February 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Robin Williams warned us about Donald Trump.
We didn’t listen.
We didn’t listen.
I wonder if Donald Trump is going to show up at Wrestlemania.
Actually I don’t wonder at all. He sucks.
Actually I don’t wonder at all. He sucks.
February 15, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I wonder if Donald Trump is going to show up at Wrestlemania.
Actually I don’t wonder at all. He sucks.
Actually I don’t wonder at all. He sucks.
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I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.
February 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.
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The fact they got Barbara Goodson, who voiced Rita Repulsa, to also voice Turbo Granny in DanDaDan in the English dub is, like, one of the *best* casting decisions ever.
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The fact they got Barbara Goodson, who voiced Rita Repulsa, to also voice Turbo Granny in DanDaDan in the English dub is, like, one of the *best* casting decisions ever.
Watching all these old television shows, when a season wasn't 4-10 episodes long every 2-3 years.
a pixelated cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a television
ALT: a pixelated cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a television
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February 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Watching all these old television shows, when a season wasn't 4-10 episodes long every 2-3 years.
Oingo Boingo should be the Super Bowl 61 halftime show.
February 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Oingo Boingo should be the Super Bowl 61 halftime show.
WEIRD SCIENCE THE TV SHOW IS FINALLY AVAILABLE DIGITALLY ON THE ROKU CHANNEL.
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therokuchannel.roku.com/details/04e2...
Roku
Roku provides the simplest way to stream entertainment to your TV. On your terms. With thousands of available channels to choose from.
therokuchannel.roku.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
WEIRD SCIENCE THE TV SHOW IS FINALLY AVAILABLE DIGITALLY ON THE ROKU CHANNEL.
therokuchannel.roku.com/details/04e2...
therokuchannel.roku.com/details/04e2...
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You know, there's an entire generation of people who have never watched Sesame Street, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, Scooby-Doo, Schoolhouse Rock, Reading Rainbow, and Captain Planet in their lives.
Or it just went in one ear and out the other.
And it shows so much.
Or it just went in one ear and out the other.
And it shows so much.
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
You know, there's an entire generation of people who have never watched Sesame Street, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, Scooby-Doo, Schoolhouse Rock, Reading Rainbow, and Captain Planet in their lives.
Or it just went in one ear and out the other.
And it shows so much.
Or it just went in one ear and out the other.
And it shows so much.
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i dont need the michael jackson biopic because i grew up with moonwalker where he could turn into a mech and annihilate joe pesci's alternate reality version of ICE with laser cannons and then turn into a gradius vic viper at the end and then sega made an arcade game about it
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
i dont need the michael jackson biopic because i grew up with moonwalker where he could turn into a mech and annihilate joe pesci's alternate reality version of ICE with laser cannons and then turn into a gradius vic viper at the end and then sega made an arcade game about it
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RFK Jr. to Cheryl Hines: “I left a few lines of coke for you on the toilet seat in the shape of a heart. Happy Valentine’s Day.”
February 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
RFK Jr. to Cheryl Hines: “I left a few lines of coke for you on the toilet seat in the shape of a heart. Happy Valentine’s Day.”
Snow is finally melting after about 20 days. Sounds like it’s raining.
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Snow is finally melting after about 20 days. Sounds like it’s raining.
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Happy birthday to Love
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Happy birthday to Love
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legitimately the only good news I've gotten in a long while now. 🥹
February 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
legitimately the only good news I've gotten in a long while now. 🥹
What if they were off by 10 years?
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February 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
What if they were off by 10 years?
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May your first Valentine's Day poop be a good one.
❤️💩
❤️💩
February 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
May your first Valentine's Day poop be a good one.
❤️💩
❤️💩
Forecast: Nothing-7 inches.
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Forecast: Nothing-7 inches.
Jon Voight is really good at portraying assholes in films, because he is one.
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Jon Voight is really good at portraying assholes in films, because he is one.
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My Mixtape’s A Masterpiece: A Killer Valentine’s
@sanshinsoba.bsky.social assembled a musical celebration of the crossroads where terror and romance meet.
www.neonsplatter.com/mixtapes-a-m...
@sanshinsoba.bsky.social assembled a musical celebration of the crossroads where terror and romance meet.
www.neonsplatter.com/mixtapes-a-m...
February 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
My Mixtape’s A Masterpiece: A Killer Valentine’s
@sanshinsoba.bsky.social assembled a musical celebration of the crossroads where terror and romance meet.
www.neonsplatter.com/mixtapes-a-m...
@sanshinsoba.bsky.social assembled a musical celebration of the crossroads where terror and romance meet.
www.neonsplatter.com/mixtapes-a-m...
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