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“Titan Killing Long Term Booty Call."
Wait these movie tickets say Avatar: Fisting in Ass. What the he double hockey stick are you trying to pull? @spectreman.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Are CDs making a comeback? I hope so because I'm selling some from my collection. Cool obscure punk stuff, punk from overseas, and at least one Hanna-Barbera sound fx CD. Check it out!
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December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Happy Festivus, Jeff.
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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This sums up everything.

I will adore this man forever.
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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It’s just an inappropriate work boner, don’t make it weird.
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Me when it happens.
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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This week feels 80 billion years long.
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The seller said he's never heard of one vibrating and pulsating before. @spectreman.bsky.social You might just have to settle for something else.
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Did you see me on the WWE Raw broadcast? @isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Here’s your shit, you’re welcome, now leave me alone. Merry Christmas! 🎁
December 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Milton: "What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new."
Marty: "Well, I saw it on a streaming service ..."
Milton: "What's a streaming service?"
Marty: "You'll find out."
an old television with the word netflix on it
ALT: an old television with the word netflix on it
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December 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
No I don’t want to see your PornHub Year In Review.
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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@gavinnewsom.bsky.social needs to start selling these
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Lemon Cupcake Day
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Vecna is using the kids to open up his hole. 🕳️ 🕰️ 🕳️
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The Happiest Christmas Tree
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December 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I might have put my last order in for Christmas shopping? Now I gotta wrap or bag this crap once it all arrives. Holly jolly my ass.
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m cold. 🥶
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Was there nothing from the Rock saying thank you or goodbye to Cena?
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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tis the season for nipple lotion
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM