|Nick|Name|Nick|: Bird With Teeth
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I'm just a late bloomer. I didn't peak in high school - I'm still out here getting cuter.
(Anarcho-Socialist | Jewish & Autistic | CisHet | He/They/Dude/Y'all | Official PFP by @kurtbelcher.bsky.social)
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(Anarcho-Socialist | Jewish & Autistic | CisHet | He/They/Dude/Y'all | Official PFP by @kurtbelcher.bsky.social)
www.nicknamenick.com
Pinned
"Bird With Teeth" will never *not* be the most terrifying recurring visual for me.
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I propose a similar question: If you were a despotic president, what SERIES would you force Hollywood to make?
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I propose a similar question: If you were a despotic president, what SERIES would you force Hollywood to make?
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To answer my own question: a live-action adaptation of Bryan Lee O'Malley and Leslie Hung's Snotgirl.
Also, they *must* use Doja Cat and SZA's "Kiss Me More" for the opening credits sequence - anything else is *unacceptable* and will be punished harshly...
Also, they *must* use Doja Cat and SZA's "Kiss Me More" for the opening credits sequence - anything else is *unacceptable* and will be punished harshly...
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
To answer my own question: a live-action adaptation of Bryan Lee O'Malley and Leslie Hung's Snotgirl.
Also, they *must* use Doja Cat and SZA's "Kiss Me More" for the opening credits sequence - anything else is *unacceptable* and will be punished harshly...
Also, they *must* use Doja Cat and SZA's "Kiss Me More" for the opening credits sequence - anything else is *unacceptable* and will be punished harshly...
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I'll give AvP: Requiem credit for one thing - it features one of the *most* badass Predators/Yautja. Like, that dude gives zero fucks and he wants you to *know* it.
Unsurprisingly, his body count is easily the highest of all the Preds/Yautja featured in previous movies.
Unsurprisingly, his body count is easily the highest of all the Preds/Yautja featured in previous movies.
"That's crazy, the government doesn't lie to people!"
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
Okay, first off: stop sexualizing teenagers. I don't care if they're played by actors in their 20s, 'cause they're *still* playing *teenagers*.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I'll give AvP: Requiem credit for one thing - it features one of the *most* badass Predators/Yautja. Like, that dude gives zero fucks and he wants you to *know* it.
Unsurprisingly, his body count is easily the highest of all the Preds/Yautja featured in previous movies.
Unsurprisingly, his body count is easily the highest of all the Preds/Yautja featured in previous movies.
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"That's crazy, the government doesn't lie to people!"
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
Okay, first off: stop sexualizing teenagers. I don't care if they're played by actors in their 20s, 'cause they're *still* playing *teenagers*.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
I'm not sure which cast of human characters are *worse*: AvP's or AvP: Requiem's?
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"That's crazy, the government doesn't lie to people!"
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
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Okay, first off: stop sexualizing teenagers. I don't care if they're played by actors in their 20s, 'cause they're *still* playing *teenagers*.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
I'm not sure which cast of human characters are *worse*: AvP's or AvP: Requiem's?
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
I *never* knew I wanted to see a Predator/Yautja do forensic detective work, until now.
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Okay, first off: stop sexualizing teenagers. I don't care if they're played by actors in their 20s, 'cause they're *still* playing *teenagers*.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
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I'm not sure which cast of human characters are *worse*: AvP's or AvP: Requiem's?
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
I *never* knew I wanted to see a Predator/Yautja do forensic detective work, until now.
They had the *cojones grande* to have a kid die via chestburster?
All I can say to that is...
All I can say to that is...
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I'm not sure which cast of human characters are *worse*: AvP's or AvP: Requiem's?
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
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I *never* knew I wanted to see a Predator/Yautja do forensic detective work, until now.
They had the *cojones grande* to have a kid die via chestburster?
All I can say to that is...
All I can say to that is...
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I *never* knew I wanted to see a Predator/Yautja do forensic detective work, until now.
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They had the *cojones grande* to have a kid die via chestburster?
All I can say to that is...
All I can say to that is...
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
They had the *cojones grande* to have a kid die via chestburster?
All I can say to that is...
All I can say to that is...
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I don't know who was in charge of lighting for AvP: Requiem, but they deserve a smack in the face for making everything TOO GODDAMN DARK.
Seriously, even during the middle of the day it feels like dusk. If anyone wears a dark color in front of a dark background, they look like disembodied heads.
Seriously, even during the middle of the day it feels like dusk. If anyone wears a dark color in front of a dark background, they look like disembodied heads.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I don't know who was in charge of lighting for AvP: Requiem, but they deserve a smack in the face for making everything TOO GODDAMN DARK.
Seriously, even during the middle of the day it feels like dusk. If anyone wears a dark color in front of a dark background, they look like disembodied heads.
Seriously, even during the middle of the day it feels like dusk. If anyone wears a dark color in front of a dark background, they look like disembodied heads.
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Girl in Pink in An Interior, 1942
https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/17081
https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/17081
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Girl in Pink in An Interior, 1942
https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/17081
https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/17081
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La double réalité / The double reality - 1936
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112545
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112545
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
La double réalité / The double reality - 1936
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112545
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112545
"The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go[...][I]f you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
"The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go[...][I]f you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."
Gotta love 'em Yiths!
Happy #MangaMonday! What would you do if you switched bodies with an alien?
Panel comes from H.P. Lovecraft's The Shadow Out of Time by @goutanabe2045.bsky.social, releasing next month!
#DHManga
Panel comes from H.P. Lovecraft's The Shadow Out of Time by @goutanabe2045.bsky.social, releasing next month!
#DHManga
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Gotta love 'em Yiths!
I'll give AvP: Requiem credit for one thing - it features one of the *most* badass Predators/Yautja. Like, that dude gives zero fucks and he wants you to *know* it.
Unsurprisingly, his body count is easily the highest of all the Preds/Yautja featured in previous movies.
Unsurprisingly, his body count is easily the highest of all the Preds/Yautja featured in previous movies.
"That's crazy, the government doesn't lie to people!"
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
Okay, first off: stop sexualizing teenagers. I don't care if they're played by actors in their 20s, 'cause they're *still* playing *teenagers*.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I'll give AvP: Requiem credit for one thing - it features one of the *most* badass Predators/Yautja. Like, that dude gives zero fucks and he wants you to *know* it.
Unsurprisingly, his body count is easily the highest of all the Preds/Yautja featured in previous movies.
Unsurprisingly, his body count is easily the highest of all the Preds/Yautja featured in previous movies.
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If Earth were anything like Midgar in Final Fantasy 7, the whole planet would've been sending kaiju nonstop for the past sixty years to destroy every single oil field and rig.
As bad as Shinra is as an energy company - we've got Exxon Mobil, British Petroleum, Shell, *and* Chevron. FOUR Shinras.
As bad as Shinra is as an energy company - we've got Exxon Mobil, British Petroleum, Shell, *and* Chevron. FOUR Shinras.
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If Earth were anything like Midgar in Final Fantasy 7, the whole planet would've been sending kaiju nonstop for the past sixty years to destroy every single oil field and rig.
As bad as Shinra is as an energy company - we've got Exxon Mobil, British Petroleum, Shell, *and* Chevron. FOUR Shinras.
As bad as Shinra is as an energy company - we've got Exxon Mobil, British Petroleum, Shell, *and* Chevron. FOUR Shinras.
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[Walks into a room where Anton Chigurh just killed someone]
Me: "Huh, I guess he isn't here. Maybe he's on vacation in, like, Barbados or something. I wouldn't know. He never tells me *anything* - it's kind of annoying. Kept avoiding me after asking for a 5% raise!"
Anton Chigurh: "..."
[Leaves]
Me: "Huh, I guess he isn't here. Maybe he's on vacation in, like, Barbados or something. I wouldn't know. He never tells me *anything* - it's kind of annoying. Kept avoiding me after asking for a 5% raise!"
Anton Chigurh: "..."
[Leaves]
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
[Walks into a room where Anton Chigurh just killed someone]
Me: "Huh, I guess he isn't here. Maybe he's on vacation in, like, Barbados or something. I wouldn't know. He never tells me *anything* - it's kind of annoying. Kept avoiding me after asking for a 5% raise!"
Anton Chigurh: "..."
[Leaves]
Me: "Huh, I guess he isn't here. Maybe he's on vacation in, like, Barbados or something. I wouldn't know. He never tells me *anything* - it's kind of annoying. Kept avoiding me after asking for a 5% raise!"
Anton Chigurh: "..."
[Leaves]
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This is a story about a man who drowned *twice*...
Woodkid - I Love You (Official Video)
YouTube video by WoodkidVEVO
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November 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
This is a story about a man who drowned *twice*...
"That's crazy, the government doesn't lie to people!"
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
Okay, first off: stop sexualizing teenagers. I don't care if they're played by actors in their 20s, 'cause they're *still* playing *teenagers*.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
I'm not sure which cast of human characters are *worse*: AvP's or AvP: Requiem's?
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"That's crazy, the government doesn't lie to people!"
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
Oh, my sweet and naive summer child - prepare yourself for the *rudest* of all awakenings...
To answer my own question: a live-action adaptation of Bryan Lee O'Malley and Leslie Hung's Snotgirl.
Also, they *must* use Doja Cat and SZA's "Kiss Me More" for the opening credits sequence - anything else is *unacceptable* and will be punished harshly...
Also, they *must* use Doja Cat and SZA's "Kiss Me More" for the opening credits sequence - anything else is *unacceptable* and will be punished harshly...
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
To answer my own question: a live-action adaptation of Bryan Lee O'Malley and Leslie Hung's Snotgirl.
Also, they *must* use Doja Cat and SZA's "Kiss Me More" for the opening credits sequence - anything else is *unacceptable* and will be punished harshly...
Also, they *must* use Doja Cat and SZA's "Kiss Me More" for the opening credits sequence - anything else is *unacceptable* and will be punished harshly...
I propose a similar question: If you were a despotic president, what SERIES would you force Hollywood to make?
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I propose a similar question: If you were a despotic president, what SERIES would you force Hollywood to make?
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- An animated tetralogy adapting Alejandro Jodorowsky and Juan Giménez's The Metabarons.
- An MCU film taking place in the 1980s involving the New Warriors - made up of Night Thrasher, Speedball, and Firestar.
- A film about the origins of a Batman villain, Clayface, played by Billy Bob Thornton.
- An MCU film taking place in the 1980s involving the New Warriors - made up of Night Thrasher, Speedball, and Firestar.
- A film about the origins of a Batman villain, Clayface, played by Billy Bob Thornton.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
- An animated tetralogy adapting Alejandro Jodorowsky and Juan Giménez's The Metabarons.
- An MCU film taking place in the 1980s involving the New Warriors - made up of Night Thrasher, Speedball, and Firestar.
- A film about the origins of a Batman villain, Clayface, played by Billy Bob Thornton.
- An MCU film taking place in the 1980s involving the New Warriors - made up of Night Thrasher, Speedball, and Firestar.
- A film about the origins of a Batman villain, Clayface, played by Billy Bob Thornton.
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- A film adaptation of Max Barry's novel, Machine Man.
- An Aliens Versus Predator installment set in 600's Mesoamerica depicting events similar to those seen in the first AvP's flashback (think less racist Apocalypto).
- A film adaptation of the videogame, BioShock, about Rapture before its fall.
- An Aliens Versus Predator installment set in 600's Mesoamerica depicting events similar to those seen in the first AvP's flashback (think less racist Apocalypto).
- A film adaptation of the videogame, BioShock, about Rapture before its fall.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
- A film adaptation of Max Barry's novel, Machine Man.
- An Aliens Versus Predator installment set in 600's Mesoamerica depicting events similar to those seen in the first AvP's flashback (think less racist Apocalypto).
- A film adaptation of the videogame, BioShock, about Rapture before its fall.
- An Aliens Versus Predator installment set in 600's Mesoamerica depicting events similar to those seen in the first AvP's flashback (think less racist Apocalypto).
- A film adaptation of the videogame, BioShock, about Rapture before its fall.
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Oh, there're *many*:
- A biopic about A.A. Milne, specifically about the fraught relationship with his own creation - Winnie the Pooh - titled "I Hate That Bear."
- A re-imagined version of Orpheus' story set in 1930's Louisiana with elements of Voodoo rather than Greek mythology.
[Cont]
- A biopic about A.A. Milne, specifically about the fraught relationship with his own creation - Winnie the Pooh - titled "I Hate That Bear."
- A re-imagined version of Orpheus' story set in 1930's Louisiana with elements of Voodoo rather than Greek mythology.
[Cont]
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Oh, there're *many*:
- A biopic about A.A. Milne, specifically about the fraught relationship with his own creation - Winnie the Pooh - titled "I Hate That Bear."
- A re-imagined version of Orpheus' story set in 1930's Louisiana with elements of Voodoo rather than Greek mythology.
[Cont]
- A biopic about A.A. Milne, specifically about the fraught relationship with his own creation - Winnie the Pooh - titled "I Hate That Bear."
- A re-imagined version of Orpheus' story set in 1930's Louisiana with elements of Voodoo rather than Greek mythology.
[Cont]
I've never seen a character who belongs in a Silent Hill game more...
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I've never seen a character who belongs in a Silent Hill game more...
Okay, first off: stop sexualizing teenagers. I don't care if they're played by actors in their 20s, 'cause they're *still* playing *teenagers*.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
I'm not sure which cast of human characters are *worse*: AvP's or AvP: Requiem's?
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
AvP treated the majority of them, thankfully, as disposable - even if it took *far* too long to start offing them. AvP: Requiem's are about as disposable, but are offed sooner, yet they waste time characterizing them.
I *never* knew I wanted to see a Predator/Yautja do forensic detective work, until now.
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Okay, first off: stop sexualizing teenagers. I don't care if they're played by actors in their 20s, 'cause they're *still* playing *teenagers*.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.
Secondly: It's funny how teens in the movie act like they're fifteen but the actors portraying them look like a day or two away from becoming thirty.