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JonZoidberg

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#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner. Blue crab of the resistance! Trans rights are human rights.🏳️‍⚧️ Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · Nov 20

Doing my part to BlueSky one Alt Text at a time. It's not hard to do and it shows you believe in inclusivity. Go into your settings and check the box so you are reminded when posting pictures to add alt text.

a cartoon character stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell

Alt: a cartoon character, John Zoidberg from Futurama,stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 5h

JD Vance talking about these "kids" who need some forgiveness for their Nazi tendencies. Bro. Some are just 2 years younger than him.

Sounds like he's needing some forgiveness too, and I don't mean from that futon he never called again.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 5h

You can't call everyone who disagrees with you a Nazi.

Now, if they do fascist stuff, praise Hitler, talk about gassing opponents, display swastikas, bail out Nazi sympathetic countries, are openly racist and white nationalists, then, son, that there's a Nazi. Label away.

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Swastika Flag Spotted in MAGA Congressman's Office

Laura Esposito Breaking News Reporter

Updated Oct. 15 2025 7:51PM EDT

Published Oct. 15 2025 3:42PM EDT

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 5h

Prominent local GOP leadership praising Hitler and "joking" about murdering dissenters. Swastikas in GOP offices.

It's not a bug, it's a feature of today's Republican party.

The GOP won't disavow them. They would rather have their support. So they are ALL Nazis.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office

An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

www.politico.com

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 13h

All that masturbating during school board meetings for nothing!

Oklahoma's new Superintendent says he will not distribute the Trump Bibles that Ryan Walters ordered during one of his on-the-clock jerk off sessions.

Maybe turn the focus on becoming #49 in education!

www.newson6.com/story/68efc4...

Oklahoma will not distribute Bibles in classrooms, says Superintendent

Oklahoma State Superintendent Lindel Fields halts former Supt. Ryan Walters' plan for classroom Bible distribution. Fields to review budget for resource allocation.

www.newson6.com

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 14h

$40 billion for Argentina now?

Remember this when they strip your healthcare away. We have all the money for Israel, Argentina, and tax cuts, and nothing for you.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 20h

Judge reminds the regime that they can't just make the law up as they go along.

At least until the Supreme Court says yes, he can do exactly that and has been doing it all damn year.

www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...

Judge temporarily blocks Trump administration from firing workers during government shutdown

A federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump administration from firing workers during the government shutdown, saying the human cost "cannot be tolerated."

www.cbsnews.com

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

They probably profit off of it.

JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

Yeah, it was a joke. But that highlights why state charges are so important because he's going to preemptively pardon his regime before he goes. Unless he doesn't serve out his term.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · Nov 20

a cartoon character stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell

Alt: a cartoon character, John Zoidberg from Futurama,stands in front of a house that looks like a conch shell

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

Stop overreacting. It's just college chat. Locker room talk.

That these assholes are making policy for the entire USA shouldn't concern you. Don't you have enough to worry about with rent, food, and healthcare taking your whole paycheck?

Fuck you, JD.

www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-hit...

JD Vance Hits Out at ‘Pearl Clutching’ Over Racist GOP Group Chat

The vice president defended the “college group chat” in a post made to X.

www.thedailybeast.com

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

If Fluoride can disconnect me from these assholes, develop me a patch so I can microdose that shit all day, every day.

www.notus.org/health-scien...

'Fluoride Disconnects One from God': Inside the Weekly Call With RFK Jr.'s MAHA Hype Squad

A growing weekly call gives insight into RFK Jr.'s biggest allies, showcasing how a fringe movement now holds legitimate power.

www.notus.org

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

The Grand Old Party of sex pests, deviants, fascists, and projectionists.

Forget Antifa. The GOP is a domestic terrorist organization.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

GOP Rep. Cory Mills hit with a restraining order from ex-girlfriend

Lindsey Langston said that after they broke up, Mills threatened to blackmail her and physically harm anyone she dated.

www.nbcnews.com

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

I never get tired of seeing trolls get trolled.

Trump's Time magazine cover posted by Gavin Newsom. Trump's neck flaps have been pixelated.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

Thinking of showing up Saturday for #NoKings but afraid you'll stand alone?

Don't worry. You have friends everywhere.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

Stephen Colbert, once again showing why the regime had to have his show killed.

This all ends once enough of us stand up.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

Netanyahu will be turning infants into paste again shortly, America doesn't have a functional government, but these fuckers have the time to come together and blow a dictator.

It's a death cult.

Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson

Today, we proudly announced that Speaker of the Israeli Knesset Amir Ohana and I are undertaking a new joint effort to rally Speakers and Presidents of Parliaments around the world to join us in nominating President Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize in 2026.

NO ONE has done more to advance peace and save lives around the world.

PEACE through STRENGTH.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

I hope FIFA, the only organization possibly more corrupt than Trump's White House, sues him into oblivion. Then implodes.

Can they both lose? Please?

apnews.com/article/trum...

Trump threatens to yank World Cup games from Boston though it's up to FIFA to choose sites

President Donald Trump is threatening to relocate World Cup matches set to be played next year in suburban Boston.

apnews.com

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

Mark my words, this Middle East "peace in our time" bullshit is Trump's "Mission Accomplished" moment. He's taking all the credit when 10% of the work is done, and he did none of it.

It's going to melt down soon, then he will blame everyone else.

And his cult will too.

George W Bush in 2003, on the USS Abraham Lincoln, addresses troops and cameras declaring Mission Accomplished on combat in Iraq, though it drug on for years.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

I live in Texas, and I have some idea how much of the population here is shit, through and through, but I underestimated them.

6,700 women gathered in Dallas to mourn Charlie Kirk and to talk about carrying on the work of one of the worst humans to live.

Fuck.

apnews.com/article/cons...

In Dallas, 6,700 women rally for culture war battles after Kirk’s death

DALLAS (RNS) — “Welcome to the fight,” said commentator Allie Beth Stuckey as she greeted the 6,700 conservative Christian women assembled in the Dallas, Texas, arena on Saturday morning (Oct. 11): “T...

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

Our presidents used to have class. The current slime in the oval can't say anything good about his predecessor. He's even inflicted pain, suffering, and death to deny others a win.

Just a piece of shit that keeps on shitting.

www.spokesman.com/stories/2025...

‘I commend President Trump’: Biden, Harris and Clinton praise Gaza peace deal

President Donald Trump has garnered praise from former White House leaders — including longtime critics and rivals — for brokering a landmark peace agreement in Gaza.

www.spokesman.com

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

Party of small government seeks to deport people who enjoyed their First Amendment rights.

Fucking Nazis.

www.thedailybeast.com/marco-rubio-...

Rubio Starts Revoking Visas for Those Celebrating Charlie Kirk’s Killing: ‘Prepare to Be Deported’

The MAGA movement is not stopping at having people who criticize the slain Turning Point USA founder fired from their jobs

www.thedailybeast.com

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

The value of the Presidential Medal of Freedom hit rock bottom when Limbaugh got it.

Now we dig.

www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

Trump to award Charlie Kirk top honour amid crackdown on left-wing groups

U.S. President Donald Trump is set to award the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian honour, to slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk at a White House ceremony on Tuesday.

www.ctvnews.ca

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

Not content with blowing up boats, Trump is rescinding visas of Mexican officials in the name of narco terrorism.

The real terrorists are in the White House.

www.thenews.com.pk/latest/13509...

US repeals visas of over 50 Mexican politicians in new drug war crackdown

The US administration has revoked the visas of over 5o Mexican government officials in the midst of a crackdown on drug cartels. As reported by Reuters, the recent movie is part of the Trump...

www.thenews.com.pk

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1d

Fresh off not winning the Nobel Peace Prize, Trump decides to blow up another boat and call it narco terrorism.

Why Venezuela hasn't declared war on us, I don't know.

apnews.com/article/trum...

US strikes another boat accused of carrying drugs in waters off Venezuela, killing 6, Trump says

President Donald Trump says the U.S. has struck another boat accused of carrying drugs in the waters off Venezuela.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 2d

You think that 4 years later, they might have figured it out?

PragerU

@prageru

Young people are enamored with "anti-racist" rhetoric because they think they are fighting racist systems in America. The TRUTH is they are fighting America itself and the very values the country was founded on.

9:03 AM Jul 11, 2021

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