JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
You release a fraction of the Epstein Files and the world is in flames.
Yet America hasn't done shit!
Why did we allow raping children to become a political issue? Why can't we come together to push these fucking monsters out and banish them from human society?
indianexpress.com/article/worl...
Yet America hasn't done shit!
Why did we allow raping children to become a political issue? Why can't we come together to push these fucking monsters out and banish them from human society?
indianexpress.com/article/worl...
French political titan Jack Lang resigns as Paris elite rocked by 700 mentions in new Jeffrey Epstein files
Jack Lang is a senior figure in French politics and culture. He served as culture minister between 1981 and 1993, and later as education minister, under socialist governments led by President François...
indianexpress.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
You release a fraction of the Epstein Files and the world is in flames.
Yet America hasn't done shit!
Why did we allow raping children to become a political issue? Why can't we come together to push these fucking monsters out and banish them from human society?
indianexpress.com/article/worl...
Yet America hasn't done shit!
Why did we allow raping children to become a political issue? Why can't we come together to push these fucking monsters out and banish them from human society?
indianexpress.com/article/worl...
Another preview of the midterms, another Democrat overperformance in a special election! Trump won that district by 13 points in 2024.
Chasity Martinez won her seat in the Louisiana state house by 24 points. A 37 point flip!
www.wafb.com/2026/02/08/c...
Chasity Martinez won her seat in the Louisiana state house by 24 points. A 37 point flip!
www.wafb.com/2026/02/08/c...
Chasity Martinez wins special election for Louisiana House District 60
Democrat Chasity Verret Martinez has won the special election for the Louisiana House District 60 seat, according to unofficial results from the Louisiana Secretary of State’s Office.
www.wafb.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Another preview of the midterms, another Democrat overperformance in a special election! Trump won that district by 13 points in 2024.
Chasity Martinez won her seat in the Louisiana state house by 24 points. A 37 point flip!
www.wafb.com/2026/02/08/c...
Chasity Martinez won her seat in the Louisiana state house by 24 points. A 37 point flip!
www.wafb.com/2026/02/08/c...
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MAGA influencer who parroted claims that ICE were only picking up the worst of the worst gets picked up by ICE.
When will these dumb fucks learn?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
When will these dumb fucks learn?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Brazilian influencer who defended US immigration crackdown arrested by ICE
Trump supporter Júnior Pena falsely claimed migrants being rounded up, including Brazilians, were ‘all crooks’
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
MAGA influencer who parroted claims that ICE were only picking up the worst of the worst gets picked up by ICE.
When will these dumb fucks learn?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
When will these dumb fucks learn?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
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February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Members of Congress saw Matt Gaetz's Ethics Committee report a year and a half ago, saw he trafficked girls, paid children for sex, and decided to let him get away with it when he resigned.
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
Justice Department will allow lawmakers to see unredacted versions of released Epstein files
The Department of Justice will allow members of Congress to review unredacted files on the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
apnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Members of Congress saw Matt Gaetz's Ethics Committee report a year and a half ago, saw he trafficked girls, paid children for sex, and decided to let him get away with it when he resigned.
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
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Texas's corrupt as fuck Attorney General Ken Paxton vows to prosecute activists who expose Nazis.
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
Ken Paxton hammered for 'chilling' move to investigate group that exposed neo-Nazi
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton announced on Friday that he is opening an investigation into the Houston-area Screwston Anti-Fascist Committee because the group exposed the identity of a local white...
www.rawstory.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Texas's corrupt as fuck Attorney General Ken Paxton vows to prosecute activists who expose Nazis.
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
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He may be demented as fuck, but he hasn't forgotten that he hates black people yet.
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
He may be demented as fuck, but he hasn't forgotten that he hates black people yet.
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To be fair, there was a clearly posted "You must be this tall to drink here" sign.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
To be fair, there was a clearly posted "You must be this tall to drink here" sign.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
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Trump only hires the best people.*
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Trump only hires the best people.*
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
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Bart: "This is the most racist thing I've ever seen Trump post on Truth Social."
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
Trump takes down racist Truth Social post showing Obamas as apes after blowback
The depiction of the Obamas, posted from Trump's Truth Social account, was included in a video pushing a conspiracy theory about 2020 election voting machines.
www.cnbc.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Bart: "This is the most racist thing I've ever seen Trump post on Truth Social."
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
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How the hell can America be considered a civilized nation when kids are regularly gunned down and raped and there's nothing being done to stop either?
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
How the hell can America be considered a civilized nation when kids are regularly gunned down and raped and there's nothing being done to stop either?
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"Rowan denies any business relationship with Epstein."
So, just the raping of children relationship then?
So, just the raping of children relationship then?
February 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"Rowan denies any business relationship with Epstein."
So, just the raping of children relationship then?
So, just the raping of children relationship then?
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Here's a handy guide for "What to do when you're in the Epstein Files"
1. If your name appears and you aren't a victim, resign from law firms, ambassadorships, cabinet positions, school board, etc.
2. If you are famous, deny everything.
3. If your name is there 38,000 times, it's a hoax.
1. If your name appears and you aren't a victim, resign from law firms, ambassadorships, cabinet positions, school board, etc.
2. If you are famous, deny everything.
3. If your name is there 38,000 times, it's a hoax.
February 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Here's a handy guide for "What to do when you're in the Epstein Files"
1. If your name appears and you aren't a victim, resign from law firms, ambassadorships, cabinet positions, school board, etc.
2. If you are famous, deny everything.
3. If your name is there 38,000 times, it's a hoax.
1. If your name appears and you aren't a victim, resign from law firms, ambassadorships, cabinet positions, school board, etc.
2. If you are famous, deny everything.
3. If your name is there 38,000 times, it's a hoax.
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Now that Karp has resigned to spend more time at his hobby of raping children, will his former firm Paul Weiss take back the bribe Karp gave of tens of millions worth of free legal work for his partner in kiddie fucking, President Trump?
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
Paul Weiss Chairman Brad Karp resigns after Jeffrey Epstein email disclosures
The Department of Justice last week released millions of documents related to the notorious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org
February 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Now that Karp has resigned to spend more time at his hobby of raping children, will his former firm Paul Weiss take back the bribe Karp gave of tens of millions worth of free legal work for his partner in kiddie fucking, President Trump?
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
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I demand Josh Hawlin'Ass (among MANY others) remove himself from existence because I don't want my kids growing up in a world full of cunts.
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
GOP senator demands Netflix remove trans content since it doesn't align with his personal values - LGBTQ Nation
"It offends me," he said.
www.lgbtqnation.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I demand Josh Hawlin'Ass (among MANY others) remove himself from existence because I don't want my kids growing up in a world full of cunts.
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
MAGA influencer who parroted claims that ICE were only picking up the worst of the worst gets picked up by ICE.
When will these dumb fucks learn?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
When will these dumb fucks learn?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Brazilian influencer who defended US immigration crackdown arrested by ICE
Trump supporter Júnior Pena falsely claimed migrants being rounded up, including Brazilians, were ‘all crooks’
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
MAGA influencer who parroted claims that ICE were only picking up the worst of the worst gets picked up by ICE.
When will these dumb fucks learn?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
When will these dumb fucks learn?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Members of Congress saw Matt Gaetz's Ethics Committee report a year and a half ago, saw he trafficked girls, paid children for sex, and decided to let him get away with it when he resigned.
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
Justice Department will allow lawmakers to see unredacted versions of released Epstein files
The Department of Justice will allow members of Congress to review unredacted files on the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
apnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Members of Congress saw Matt Gaetz's Ethics Committee report a year and a half ago, saw he trafficked girls, paid children for sex, and decided to let him get away with it when he resigned.
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
Texas's corrupt as fuck Attorney General Ken Paxton vows to prosecute activists who expose Nazis.
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
Ken Paxton hammered for 'chilling' move to investigate group that exposed neo-Nazi
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton announced on Friday that he is opening an investigation into the Houston-area Screwston Anti-Fascist Committee because the group exposed the identity of a local white...
www.rawstory.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Texas's corrupt as fuck Attorney General Ken Paxton vows to prosecute activists who expose Nazis.
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
He may be demented as fuck, but he hasn't forgotten that he hates black people yet.
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
He may be demented as fuck, but he hasn't forgotten that he hates black people yet.
To be fair, there was a clearly posted "You must be this tall to drink here" sign.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
To be fair, there was a clearly posted "You must be this tall to drink here" sign.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
Trump only hires the best people.*
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Trump only hires the best people.*
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
Bart: "This is the most racist thing I've ever seen Trump post on Truth Social."
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
Trump takes down racist Truth Social post showing Obamas as apes after blowback
The depiction of the Obamas, posted from Trump's Truth Social account, was included in a video pushing a conspiracy theory about 2020 election voting machines.
www.cnbc.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Bart: "This is the most racist thing I've ever seen Trump post on Truth Social."
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
How the hell can America be considered a civilized nation when kids are regularly gunned down and raped and there's nothing being done to stop either?
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
How the hell can America be considered a civilized nation when kids are regularly gunned down and raped and there's nothing being done to stop either?
"Rowan denies any business relationship with Epstein."
So, just the raping of children relationship then?
So, just the raping of children relationship then?
February 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"Rowan denies any business relationship with Epstein."
So, just the raping of children relationship then?
So, just the raping of children relationship then?