JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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JonZoidberg
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
Hey, did you hear the Dow is over 50,000?
Have you even said thank you once? Golden Age!
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Have you even said thank you once? Golden Age!
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Hey, did you hear the Dow is over 50,000?
Have you even said thank you once? Golden Age!
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Have you even said thank you once? Golden Age!
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Reports of impending presidential elections in Ukraine are unfounded, says Zelenskyy.
Trump and Putin would love for Zelenskyy to be gone, but elections during bombing raids is madness.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Trump and Putin would love for Zelenskyy to be gone, but elections during bombing raids is madness.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Zelenskiy calls for more US pressure on Russia to end war by summer
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy said on Wednesday the U.S. needed to put more pressure on Russia if it wanted the war to end by summer, adding it was unclear whether Moscow would attend U.S.-b...
www.reuters.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Reports of impending presidential elections in Ukraine are unfounded, says Zelenskyy.
Trump and Putin would love for Zelenskyy to be gone, but elections during bombing raids is madness.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Trump and Putin would love for Zelenskyy to be gone, but elections during bombing raids is madness.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Nebraskans voter data will be sent to the feds after the state Supreme Court fails to stop it.
States rights, my ass.
apnews.com/article/vote...
States rights, my ass.
apnews.com/article/vote...
Nebraska to hand over sensitive voter data to the Justice Department after court loss
Nebraska’s secretary of state says he will hand over sensitive voter data to the U.S. Justice Department after the state Supreme Court refused to block the move.
apnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Nebraskans voter data will be sent to the feds after the state Supreme Court fails to stop it.
States rights, my ass.
apnews.com/article/vote...
States rights, my ass.
apnews.com/article/vote...
Drug dealer says drugs are safe.
That's good enough for me..how about you?
news.sky.com/story/instag...
That's good enough for me..how about you?
news.sky.com/story/instag...
Instagram use can be 'problematic' but not addictive, says app's chief
Adam Mosseri was testifying in a landmark LA trial - where social media giants are accused of causing harm - brought by a woman who spent 16 hours day on his app.
news.sky.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Drug dealer says drugs are safe.
That's good enough for me..how about you?
news.sky.com/story/instag...
That's good enough for me..how about you?
news.sky.com/story/instag...
CBS has fallen. Anyone with any journalistic integrity needs to leave before they get Bari Weiss's stink on them.
www.mediaite.com/media/cbs-ev...
www.mediaite.com/media/cbs-ev...
CBS News Producer Alicia Hastey Quits in Fiery Note
A producer for the CBS Evening News has abruptly quit the show — citing the "shifting set of ideological expectations" inside the Bari Weiss-run news division.
www.mediaite.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
CBS has fallen. Anyone with any journalistic integrity needs to leave before they get Bari Weiss's stink on them.
www.mediaite.com/media/cbs-ev...
www.mediaite.com/media/cbs-ev...
Fucking call Burgum out. That Monsanto lobbyist claimed Roundup was safe to drink, so they dared him to drink it.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
Burgum: "CO2 was never a pollutant. When we breathe, we emit CO2. Plants need CO2 to survive and grow. They thrive with more CO2. So the whole endangerment thing opens up an opportunity for the revival of clean, beautiful, American coal."
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Fucking call Burgum out. That Monsanto lobbyist claimed Roundup was safe to drink, so they dared him to drink it.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
Even if it does pass the Senate, Trump will veto it.
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
House votes to nix Trump's tariffs on Canada in rebuke of trade agenda
Six Republicans crossed the aisle to oppose the tariffs on a major U.S. trading partner. The measure now heads to the Senate.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Even if it does pass the Senate, Trump will veto it.
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Impeachment hearings after the midterms are great, but I doubt they will get anywhere in the Senate.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Impeachment hearings after the midterms are great, but I doubt they will get anywhere in the Senate.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
A national institution has bowed to a dictator.
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Gallup Will No Longer Track Presidential Approval Ratings
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
A national institution has bowed to a dictator.
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Since I moved, I've had a Ring camera in a closet and planned to eventually install it.
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Super Bowl ad for Ring's dog-tracking cameras stirs privacy controversy
Amazon unveiled a new tracking system at a time when Americans are debating the value of persistent surveillance.
www.usatoday.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Since I moved, I've had a Ring camera in a closet and planned to eventually install it.
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Guy who should be dead already wants the rest of the world dead from preventable lung disease.
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump to Direct Pentagon to Buy Coal in Bid to Revive Industry
President Donald Trump will unveil plans to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain US coal-fired power plants as he seeks to drive domestic reliance on the fossil fuel.
www.bloomberg.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Guy who should be dead already wants the rest of the world dead from preventable lung disease.
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
NFL team ownership is 95% white. Go hang out with them.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
NFL team ownership is 95% white. Go hang out with them.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
Next time the Dropkick Murphys are touring near me, I'm there.
Punk as fuck!
Punk as fuck!
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Next time the Dropkick Murphys are touring near me, I'm there.
Punk as fuck!
Punk as fuck!
I'd almost believe in Hell if that meant there would be a special place in there for Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I'd almost believe in Hell if that meant there would be a special place in there for Pam Bondi.
Nebraska needs a new governor.
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Controversy sparks over Gov. Pillen's new partnership with Turning Point USA
Pillen said he will work with the organization to spread their "Club America" chapters to every high school in the state.
www.klkntv.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Nebraska needs a new governor.
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
He told us.
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Epstein files scrubbed to protect 'elite, powerful men,' Rep. Khanna says
Questions continue to emerge over the Department of Justice’s handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files. One Democratic congressman went to the House floor to read the names of six "wealthy, powerful men"...
www.pbs.org
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
He told us.
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
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"Yeah he's a notorious child sex trafficker, but you will not believe the lunch spread he will put out for us!
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"Yeah he's a notorious child sex trafficker, but you will not believe the lunch spread he will put out for us!
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
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Maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
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The difference is the Melania bribe was never intended to succeed. That was just money transfer fees. Kid Rock tried his hardest but just couldn't sync with his audience.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The difference is the Melania bribe was never intended to succeed. That was just money transfer fees. Kid Rock tried his hardest but just couldn't sync with his audience.
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Goddamnit Bad Bunny, look at this fucking gibberish you're singing to my kids!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Goddamnit Bad Bunny, look at this fucking gibberish you're singing to my kids!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
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I, for one, think it's sweet that Turning Point was able to find a safe space to air their DEI Halftime Show for all their dozens of viewers.
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I, for one, think it's sweet that Turning Point was able to find a safe space to air their DEI Halftime Show for all their dozens of viewers.
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I can't wait to find out what Nutlick suddenly remembers when more files come out and prove he's still lying.
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I can't wait to find out what Nutlick suddenly remembers when more files come out and prove he's still lying.