JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.π³οΈββ§οΈ
Slava Ukraini! πΊπ¦
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.π³οΈββ§οΈ
Slava Ukraini! πΊπ¦
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JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
Next time the Dropkick Murphys are touring near me, I'm there.
Punk as fuck!
Punk as fuck!
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Next time the Dropkick Murphys are touring near me, I'm there.
Punk as fuck!
Punk as fuck!
I'd almost believe in Hell if that meant there would be a special place in there for Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I'd almost believe in Hell if that meant there would be a special place in there for Pam Bondi.
Nebraska needs a new governor.
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Controversy sparks over Gov. Pillen's new partnership with Turning Point USA
Pillen said he will work with the organization to spread their "Club America" chapters to every high school in the state.
www.klkntv.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Nebraska needs a new governor.
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
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He told us.
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Epstein files scrubbed to protect 'elite, powerful men,' Rep. Khanna says
Questions continue to emerge over the Department of Justiceβs handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files. One Democratic congressman went to the House floor to read the names of six "wealthy, powerful men"...
www.pbs.org
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
He told us.
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
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"Yeah he's a notorious child sex trafficker, but you will not believe the lunch spread he will put out for us!
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"Yeah he's a notorious child sex trafficker, but you will not believe the lunch spread he will put out for us!
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
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Maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
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The difference is the Melania bribe was never intended to succeed. That was just money transfer fees. Kid Rock tried his hardest but just couldn't sync with his audience.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The difference is the Melania bribe was never intended to succeed. That was just money transfer fees. Kid Rock tried his hardest but just couldn't sync with his audience.
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Goddamnit Bad Bunny, look at this fucking gibberish you're singing to my kids!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Goddamnit Bad Bunny, look at this fucking gibberish you're singing to my kids!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
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I, for one, think it's sweet that Turning Point was able to find a safe space to air their DEI Halftime Show for all their dozens of viewers.
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I, for one, think it's sweet that Turning Point was able to find a safe space to air their DEI Halftime Show for all their dozens of viewers.
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I can't wait to find out what Nutlick suddenly remembers when more files come out and prove he's still lying.
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I can't wait to find out what Nutlick suddenly remembers when more files come out and prove he's still lying.
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Nutlick needs to be out of a job and into a jail cell.
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Nutlick needs to be out of a job and into a jail cell.
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Silly hypothetical question:
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
Ro Khanna Reads Out Names of Six βPowerful Menβ in Epstein Files
Democratic Representative Ro Khanna used his time on the House floor to name names in the Epstein files.
newrepublic.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Silly hypothetical question:
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
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I'm glad Trump picked an inept wino to try to indict Democrats for sedition.
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Trump administration fails to secure indictment in connection with Democrats involved in 'illegal orders' video
President Donald Trump had accused six Democratic lawmakers of "seditious behavior" after they urged members of the military and intelligence communities to refuse unlawful orders.
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I'm glad Trump picked an inept wino to try to indict Democrats for sedition.
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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When all the Epstein files finally come out, can everyone who testified that there was no evidence to prosecute anything be indicted for conspiracy to commit sex trafficking?
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
When all the Epstein files finally come out, can everyone who testified that there was no evidence to prosecute anything be indicted for conspiracy to commit sex trafficking?
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
He told us.
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Epstein files scrubbed to protect 'elite, powerful men,' Rep. Khanna says
Questions continue to emerge over the Department of Justiceβs handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files. One Democratic congressman went to the House floor to read the names of six "wealthy, powerful men"...
www.pbs.org
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
He told us.
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Go back and watch that interview from October when he said he figured out Epstein in 2005.
The interviewer drones on about how did you, Howard Nutlick, get so damn perceptive? And he's like aw shucks, I guess I'm just so fucking special.
Then he delivered his and a friend's kids to rape island.
The interviewer drones on about how did you, Howard Nutlick, get so damn perceptive? And he's like aw shucks, I guess I'm just so fucking special.
Then he delivered his and a friend's kids to rape island.
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Go back and watch that interview from October when he said he figured out Epstein in 2005.
The interviewer drones on about how did you, Howard Nutlick, get so damn perceptive? And he's like aw shucks, I guess I'm just so fucking special.
Then he delivered his and a friend's kids to rape island.
The interviewer drones on about how did you, Howard Nutlick, get so damn perceptive? And he's like aw shucks, I guess I'm just so fucking special.
Then he delivered his and a friend's kids to rape island.
"Yeah he's a notorious child sex trafficker, but you will not believe the lunch spread he will put out for us!
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"Yeah he's a notorious child sex trafficker, but you will not believe the lunch spread he will put out for us!
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
The difference is the Melania bribe was never intended to succeed. That was just money transfer fees. Kid Rock tried his hardest but just couldn't sync with his audience.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The difference is the Melania bribe was never intended to succeed. That was just money transfer fees. Kid Rock tried his hardest but just couldn't sync with his audience.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
(Deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
March for Life attendees may have been exposed to measles, DC Health warns
D.C. health officials are contacting people possibly exposed to measles at the March for Life in January, as confirmed cases rise nationwide.
www.npr.org
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
(Deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
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Every press conference needs a question about how exactly China will cancel all hockey games if Canada makes a trade deal with them.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Every press conference needs a question about how exactly China will cancel all hockey games if Canada makes a trade deal with them.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.