JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
Impeachment hearings after the midterms are great, but I doubt they will get anywhere in the Senate.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Impeachment hearings after the midterms are great, but I doubt they will get anywhere in the Senate.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
A national institution has bowed to a dictator.
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Gallup Will No Longer Track Presidential Approval Ratings
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
A national institution has bowed to a dictator.
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Since I moved, I've had a Ring camera in a closet and planned to eventually install it.
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Super Bowl ad for Ring's dog-tracking cameras stirs privacy controversy
Amazon unveiled a new tracking system at a time when Americans are debating the value of persistent surveillance.
www.usatoday.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Since I moved, I've had a Ring camera in a closet and planned to eventually install it.
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Guy who should be dead already wants the rest of the world dead from preventable lung disease.
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump to Direct Pentagon to Buy Coal in Bid to Revive Industry
President Donald Trump will unveil plans to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain US coal-fired power plants as he seeks to drive domestic reliance on the fossil fuel.
www.bloomberg.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Guy who should be dead already wants the rest of the world dead from preventable lung disease.
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
NFL team ownership is 95% white. Go hang out with them.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
NFL team ownership is 95% white. Go hang out with them.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
Next time the Dropkick Murphys are touring near me, I'm there.
Punk as fuck!
Punk as fuck!
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Next time the Dropkick Murphys are touring near me, I'm there.
Punk as fuck!
Punk as fuck!
I'd almost believe in Hell if that meant there would be a special place in there for Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I'd almost believe in Hell if that meant there would be a special place in there for Pam Bondi.
Nebraska needs a new governor.
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Controversy sparks over Gov. Pillen's new partnership with Turning Point USA
Pillen said he will work with the organization to spread their "Club America" chapters to every high school in the state.
www.klkntv.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Nebraska needs a new governor.
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
He told us.
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Epstein files scrubbed to protect 'elite, powerful men,' Rep. Khanna says
Questions continue to emerge over the Department of Justice’s handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files. One Democratic congressman went to the House floor to read the names of six "wealthy, powerful men"...
www.pbs.org
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
He told us.
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
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"Yeah he's a notorious child sex trafficker, but you will not believe the lunch spread he will put out for us!
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"Yeah he's a notorious child sex trafficker, but you will not believe the lunch spread he will put out for us!
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
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Maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
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The difference is the Melania bribe was never intended to succeed. That was just money transfer fees. Kid Rock tried his hardest but just couldn't sync with his audience.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The difference is the Melania bribe was never intended to succeed. That was just money transfer fees. Kid Rock tried his hardest but just couldn't sync with his audience.
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Goddamnit Bad Bunny, look at this fucking gibberish you're singing to my kids!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Goddamnit Bad Bunny, look at this fucking gibberish you're singing to my kids!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
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I, for one, think it's sweet that Turning Point was able to find a safe space to air their DEI Halftime Show for all their dozens of viewers.
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I, for one, think it's sweet that Turning Point was able to find a safe space to air their DEI Halftime Show for all their dozens of viewers.
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I can't wait to find out what Nutlick suddenly remembers when more files come out and prove he's still lying.
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I can't wait to find out what Nutlick suddenly remembers when more files come out and prove he's still lying.
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Nutlick needs to be out of a job and into a jail cell.
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Nutlick needs to be out of a job and into a jail cell.
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Silly hypothetical question:
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
Ro Khanna Reads Out Names of Six “Powerful Men” in Epstein Files
Democratic Representative Ro Khanna used his time on the House floor to name names in the Epstein files.
newrepublic.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Silly hypothetical question:
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
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I'm glad Trump picked an inept wino to try to indict Democrats for sedition.
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Trump administration fails to secure indictment in connection with Democrats involved in 'illegal orders' video
President Donald Trump had accused six Democratic lawmakers of "seditious behavior" after they urged members of the military and intelligence communities to refuse unlawful orders.
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I'm glad Trump picked an inept wino to try to indict Democrats for sedition.
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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When all the Epstein files finally come out, can everyone who testified that there was no evidence to prosecute anything be indicted for conspiracy to commit sex trafficking?
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
When all the Epstein files finally come out, can everyone who testified that there was no evidence to prosecute anything be indicted for conspiracy to commit sex trafficking?
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
He told us.
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Epstein files scrubbed to protect 'elite, powerful men,' Rep. Khanna says
Questions continue to emerge over the Department of Justice’s handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files. One Democratic congressman went to the House floor to read the names of six "wealthy, powerful men"...
www.pbs.org
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
He told us.
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
He said he wouldn't release the Epstein files willingly because "it would be bad for his friends."
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
"Yeah he's a notorious child sex trafficker, but you will not believe the lunch spread he will put out for us!
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"Yeah he's a notorious child sex trafficker, but you will not believe the lunch spread he will put out for us!
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Be sure to get a good headcount before he leave though, if we leave a kid behind they WILL get raped. He may offer to buy your nanny..."
-US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlick
Maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.
Release the Epstein Files in Spanish and maybe we can get MAGA to give a shit.