JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
The difference is the Melania bribe was never intended to succeed. That was just money transfer fees. Kid Rock tried his hardest but just couldn't sync with his audience.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The difference is the Melania bribe was never intended to succeed. That was just money transfer fees. Kid Rock tried his hardest but just couldn't sync with his audience.
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
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Goddamnit Bad Bunny, look at this fucking gibberish you're singing to my kids!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Goddamnit Bad Bunny, look at this fucking gibberish you're singing to my kids!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
Reposted by JonZoidberg
I, for one, think it's sweet that Turning Point was able to find a safe space to air their DEI Halftime Show for all their dozens of viewers.
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I, for one, think it's sweet that Turning Point was able to find a safe space to air their DEI Halftime Show for all their dozens of viewers.
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I can't wait to find out what Nutlick suddenly remembers when more files come out and prove he's still lying.
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I can't wait to find out what Nutlick suddenly remembers when more files come out and prove he's still lying.
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Nutlick needs to be out of a job and into a jail cell.
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Nutlick needs to be out of a job and into a jail cell.
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Silly hypothetical question:
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
Ro Khanna Reads Out Names of Six “Powerful Men” in Epstein Files
Democratic Representative Ro Khanna used his time on the House floor to name names in the Epstein files.
newrepublic.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Silly hypothetical question:
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
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I'm glad Trump picked an inept wino to try to indict Democrats for sedition.
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Trump administration fails to secure indictment in connection with Democrats involved in 'illegal orders' video
President Donald Trump had accused six Democratic lawmakers of "seditious behavior" after they urged members of the military and intelligence communities to refuse unlawful orders.
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I'm glad Trump picked an inept wino to try to indict Democrats for sedition.
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Reposted by JonZoidberg
When all the Epstein files finally come out, can everyone who testified that there was no evidence to prosecute anything be indicted for conspiracy to commit sex trafficking?
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
When all the Epstein files finally come out, can everyone who testified that there was no evidence to prosecute anything be indicted for conspiracy to commit sex trafficking?
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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March for Life attendees may have been exposed to measles, DC Health warns
D.C. health officials are contacting people possibly exposed to measles at the March for Life in January, as confirmed cases rise nationwide.
www.npr.org
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
(Deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
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Every press conference needs a question about how exactly China will cancel all hockey games if Canada makes a trade deal with them.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Every press conference needs a question about how exactly China will cancel all hockey games if Canada makes a trade deal with them.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Trump should order an invasion and depose this dangerous monster immediately.
February 10, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Trump should order an invasion and depose this dangerous monster immediately.
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I guess Joe Rogan forgot that normal people aren't interested in parsing the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia.
Now you're just a rape apologist as well as a piece of shit.
Now you're just a rape apologist as well as a piece of shit.
Joe Rogan and guest/handler Mike Benz oozing ick out of every pore:
The girls at Epstein's parties weren't so much underage, but more "barely legal, so to speak", and "we have to remember "many of the clients are from countries that don't necessarily have the same norms...girls juice deals!"
JFC
The girls at Epstein's parties weren't so much underage, but more "barely legal, so to speak", and "we have to remember "many of the clients are from countries that don't necessarily have the same norms...girls juice deals!"
JFC
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I guess Joe Rogan forgot that normal people aren't interested in parsing the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia.
Now you're just a rape apologist as well as a piece of shit.
Now you're just a rape apologist as well as a piece of shit.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Gee, fuckface, do you want them to name the bridge after you before they sign it over?
And China will eliminate all NHL games and the Stanley Cup if Canada makes a trade deal with them?
This demented asshole has fucking lost it. I can't wait to see them spin this insanity.
And China will eliminate all NHL games and the Stanley Cup if Canada makes a trade deal with them?
This demented asshole has fucking lost it. I can't wait to see them spin this insanity.
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Gee, fuckface, do you want them to name the bridge after you before they sign it over?
And China will eliminate all NHL games and the Stanley Cup if Canada makes a trade deal with them?
This demented asshole has fucking lost it. I can't wait to see them spin this insanity.
And China will eliminate all NHL games and the Stanley Cup if Canada makes a trade deal with them?
This demented asshole has fucking lost it. I can't wait to see them spin this insanity.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Trump almost watched the Turning Point halftime show but switched it back when he realized it was Kid Rock and not an actual kid.
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Trump almost watched the Turning Point halftime show but switched it back when he realized it was Kid Rock and not an actual kid.
Goddamnit Bad Bunny, look at this fucking gibberish you're singing to my kids!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Goddamnit Bad Bunny, look at this fucking gibberish you're singing to my kids!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
Look at this filth:
"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
This is America, SPEAK ENGLISH!
I, for one, think it's sweet that Turning Point was able to find a safe space to air their DEI Halftime Show for all their dozens of viewers.
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I, for one, think it's sweet that Turning Point was able to find a safe space to air their DEI Halftime Show for all their dozens of viewers.
I can't wait to find out what Nutlick suddenly remembers when more files come out and prove he's still lying.
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I can't wait to find out what Nutlick suddenly remembers when more files come out and prove he's still lying.
Nutlick needs to be out of a job and into a jail cell.
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Nutlick needs to be out of a job and into a jail cell.
Silly hypothetical question:
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
Ro Khanna Reads Out Names of Six “Powerful Men” in Epstein Files
Democratic Representative Ro Khanna used his time on the House floor to name names in the Epstein files.
newrepublic.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Silly hypothetical question:
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
When the criminals are at the top of the law enforcement hierarchy, who prosecutes them?
Just kidding, I know the answer. Nobody. For 3 years or so.
newrepublic.com/post/206411/...
I'm glad Trump picked an inept wino to try to indict Democrats for sedition.
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Trump administration fails to secure indictment in connection with Democrats involved in 'illegal orders' video
President Donald Trump had accused six Democratic lawmakers of "seditious behavior" after they urged members of the military and intelligence communities to refuse unlawful orders.
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I'm glad Trump picked an inept wino to try to indict Democrats for sedition.
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
The problem with picking appointees based on blind loyalty is that you rarely get one that's qualified.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
When all the Epstein files finally come out, can everyone who testified that there was no evidence to prosecute anything be indicted for conspiracy to commit sex trafficking?
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
When all the Epstein files finally come out, can everyone who testified that there was no evidence to prosecute anything be indicted for conspiracy to commit sex trafficking?
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
Because obstruction of justice applies but doesn't seem good enough.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
(Deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
March for Life attendees may have been exposed to measles, DC Health warns
D.C. health officials are contacting people possibly exposed to measles at the March for Life in January, as confirmed cases rise nationwide.
www.npr.org
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
(Deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
Every press conference needs a question about how exactly China will cancel all hockey games if Canada makes a trade deal with them.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Every press conference needs a question about how exactly China will cancel all hockey games if Canada makes a trade deal with them.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.
Make him explain it and not sound insane.