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Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
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February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Members of Congress saw Matt Gaetz's Ethics Committee report a year and a half ago, saw he trafficked girls, paid children for sex, and decided to let him get away with it when he resigned.
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
Justice Department will allow lawmakers to see unredacted versions of released Epstein files
The Department of Justice will allow members of Congress to review unredacted files on the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
apnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Members of Congress saw Matt Gaetz's Ethics Committee report a year and a half ago, saw he trafficked girls, paid children for sex, and decided to let him get away with it when he resigned.
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
I'm not getting my hopes up this will change shit about the Epstein Files.
apnews.com/article/epst...
Texas's corrupt as fuck Attorney General Ken Paxton vows to prosecute activists who expose Nazis.
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
Ken Paxton hammered for 'chilling' move to investigate group that exposed neo-Nazi
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton announced on Friday that he is opening an investigation into the Houston-area Screwston Anti-Fascist Committee because the group exposed the identity of a local white...
www.rawstory.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Texas's corrupt as fuck Attorney General Ken Paxton vows to prosecute activists who expose Nazis.
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
That's his platform for senator. The Pro-Nazi candidate.
Well, it worked for Trump.😞
www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2...
He may be demented as fuck, but he hasn't forgotten that he hates black people yet.
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
He may be demented as fuck, but he hasn't forgotten that he hates black people yet.
To be fair, there was a clearly posted "You must be this tall to drink here" sign.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
To be fair, there was a clearly posted "You must be this tall to drink here" sign.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
They should have tossed him from the roof.
Trump only hires the best people.*
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Trump only hires the best people.*
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
*Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.
Bart: "This is the most racist thing I've ever seen Trump post on Truth Social."
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
Trump takes down racist Truth Social post showing Obamas as apes after blowback
The depiction of the Obamas, posted from Trump's Truth Social account, was included in a video pushing a conspiracy theory about 2020 election voting machines.
www.cnbc.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Bart: "This is the most racist thing I've ever seen Trump post on Truth Social."
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
Homer: "The most racist thing, so far."
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...
How the hell can America be considered a civilized nation when kids are regularly gunned down and raped and there's nothing being done to stop either?
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
How the hell can America be considered a civilized nation when kids are regularly gunned down and raped and there's nothing being done to stop either?
"Rowan denies any business relationship with Epstein."
So, just the raping of children relationship then?
So, just the raping of children relationship then?
February 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"Rowan denies any business relationship with Epstein."
So, just the raping of children relationship then?
So, just the raping of children relationship then?
Here's a handy guide for "What to do when you're in the Epstein Files"
1. If your name appears and you aren't a victim, resign from law firms, ambassadorships, cabinet positions, school board, etc.
2. If you are famous, deny everything.
3. If your name is there 38,000 times, it's a hoax.
1. If your name appears and you aren't a victim, resign from law firms, ambassadorships, cabinet positions, school board, etc.
2. If you are famous, deny everything.
3. If your name is there 38,000 times, it's a hoax.
February 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Here's a handy guide for "What to do when you're in the Epstein Files"
1. If your name appears and you aren't a victim, resign from law firms, ambassadorships, cabinet positions, school board, etc.
2. If you are famous, deny everything.
3. If your name is there 38,000 times, it's a hoax.
1. If your name appears and you aren't a victim, resign from law firms, ambassadorships, cabinet positions, school board, etc.
2. If you are famous, deny everything.
3. If your name is there 38,000 times, it's a hoax.
Now that Karp has resigned to spend more time at his hobby of raping children, will his former firm Paul Weiss take back the bribe Karp gave of tens of millions worth of free legal work for his partner in kiddie fucking, President Trump?
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
Paul Weiss Chairman Brad Karp resigns after Jeffrey Epstein email disclosures
The Department of Justice last week released millions of documents related to the notorious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org
February 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Now that Karp has resigned to spend more time at his hobby of raping children, will his former firm Paul Weiss take back the bribe Karp gave of tens of millions worth of free legal work for his partner in kiddie fucking, President Trump?
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
I demand Josh Hawlin'Ass (among MANY others) remove himself from existence because I don't want my kids growing up in a world full of cunts.
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
GOP senator demands Netflix remove trans content since it doesn't align with his personal values - LGBTQ Nation
"It offends me," he said.
www.lgbtqnation.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I demand Josh Hawlin'Ass (among MANY others) remove himself from existence because I don't want my kids growing up in a world full of cunts.
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
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Since states are prosecuting doctors across state lines for providing abortion advice, I call on the New Mexico AG to indict RFK Jr for murdering this infant.
www.zmescience.com/medicine/raw...
www.zmescience.com/medicine/raw...
RFK Jr. Wants Us To Drink More Raw Milk. Raw Milk Just Killed a Newborn Baby After Mother Drank It During Pregnancy
A tragic infant death highlights the high stakes of unpasteurized dairy.
www.zmescience.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Since states are prosecuting doctors across state lines for providing abortion advice, I call on the New Mexico AG to indict RFK Jr for murdering this infant.
www.zmescience.com/medicine/raw...
www.zmescience.com/medicine/raw...
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The Epstein files just might topple Kier Starmer too.
Meanwhile, in the United States, Ghislaine is living it up in Club Fed and nobody is getting prosecuted.
Pedophiles are controlling our government.
I'm not okay with this. Are you?
www.bbc.com/news/live/cz...
Meanwhile, in the United States, Ghislaine is living it up in Club Fed and nobody is getting prosecuted.
Pedophiles are controlling our government.
I'm not okay with this. Are you?
www.bbc.com/news/live/cz...
Starmer apologises to Epstein victims for appointing Mandelson and 'believing his lies' - follow live
The Conservatives and Lib Dems call for a confidence vote in the prime minister, who is under pressure for making Lord Mandelson US ambassador in 2024.
www.bbc.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The Epstein files just might topple Kier Starmer too.
Meanwhile, in the United States, Ghislaine is living it up in Club Fed and nobody is getting prosecuted.
Pedophiles are controlling our government.
I'm not okay with this. Are you?
www.bbc.com/news/live/cz...
Meanwhile, in the United States, Ghislaine is living it up in Club Fed and nobody is getting prosecuted.
Pedophiles are controlling our government.
I'm not okay with this. Are you?
www.bbc.com/news/live/cz...
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Attention pedophiles: This blatant coverup of the Epstein files is what's known as an ongoing criminal conspiracy and it extends the statute of limitations to past the time we vote these fuckers out and throw them in jail with you.
Sleep tight.
Sleep tight.
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Attention pedophiles: This blatant coverup of the Epstein files is what's known as an ongoing criminal conspiracy and it extends the statute of limitations to past the time we vote these fuckers out and throw them in jail with you.
Sleep tight.
Sleep tight.
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I see why Kid Rock is a MAGAt. Pedo is his target demographic.
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I see why Kid Rock is a MAGAt. Pedo is his target demographic.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
Congratulations to Donald Trump!
Your plan for mid-decade redistricting succeeded!
May you drown in the blue tsunami that's coming in November.
Don't forget! This was ALL your idea!
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/u...
Your plan for mid-decade redistricting succeeded!
May you drown in the blue tsunami that's coming in November.
Don't forget! This was ALL your idea!
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/u...
Supreme Court Clears Way for California Voting Map
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Congratulations to Donald Trump!
Your plan for mid-decade redistricting succeeded!
May you drown in the blue tsunami that's coming in November.
Don't forget! This was ALL your idea!
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/u...
Your plan for mid-decade redistricting succeeded!
May you drown in the blue tsunami that's coming in November.
Don't forget! This was ALL your idea!
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/u...
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I will never understand why some people have the attitude that because they voted for someone or someone makes music or films, that they should be able to rape a kid every once in a while, as a treat.
Why the fuck aren't we united in wanting accountability for these crimes?
Why the fuck aren't we united in wanting accountability for these crimes?
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I will never understand why some people have the attitude that because they voted for someone or someone makes music or films, that they should be able to rape a kid every once in a while, as a treat.
Why the fuck aren't we united in wanting accountability for these crimes?
Why the fuck aren't we united in wanting accountability for these crimes?
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Why the fuck should we be defending anyone from the Epstein files? The GOP is the party of pedophiles so that's their brand, but reasonable people want accountability, no matter who you are.
Why is this such an impossible concept?
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
Why is this such an impossible concept?
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
‘Comeback Kid’ no more: Dems aren’t protecting the Clintons from Epstein scrutiny
The party-wide reluctance to defend two former standard-bearers signals a rejection of the Clinton brand.
www.politico.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Why the fuck should we be defending anyone from the Epstein files? The GOP is the party of pedophiles so that's their brand, but reasonable people want accountability, no matter who you are.
Why is this such an impossible concept?
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
Why is this such an impossible concept?
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
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In the days since the latest Epstein files release, international officials have resigned. France and Poland are opening investigations into sex trafficking and child exploitation.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
In the days since the latest Epstein files release, international officials have resigned. France and Poland are opening investigations into sex trafficking and child exploitation.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
Reposted by JonZoidberg
MAGAt who attacked a protesting teenager in Buda, Texas fucked around and found out.
And somewhere in there, he got his ass handed to him by schoolchildren.
www.wfaa.com/article/news...
And somewhere in there, he got his ass handed to him by schoolchildren.
www.wfaa.com/article/news...
Man arrested after altercation with student at school walkout protest in Buda
The Buda Police Department said 45-year-old Chad Michael Watts of Kyle was charged with two counts of assault causing bodily injury over the incident.
www.wfaa.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
MAGAt who attacked a protesting teenager in Buda, Texas fucked around and found out.
And somewhere in there, he got his ass handed to him by schoolchildren.
www.wfaa.com/article/news...
And somewhere in there, he got his ass handed to him by schoolchildren.
www.wfaa.com/article/news...
I demand Josh Hawlin'Ass (among MANY others) remove himself from existence because I don't want my kids growing up in a world full of cunts.
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
GOP senator demands Netflix remove trans content since it doesn't align with his personal values - LGBTQ Nation
"It offends me," he said.
www.lgbtqnation.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I demand Josh Hawlin'Ass (among MANY others) remove himself from existence because I don't want my kids growing up in a world full of cunts.
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...
Since states are prosecuting doctors across state lines for providing abortion advice, I call on the New Mexico AG to indict RFK Jr for murdering this infant.
www.zmescience.com/medicine/raw...
www.zmescience.com/medicine/raw...
RFK Jr. Wants Us To Drink More Raw Milk. Raw Milk Just Killed a Newborn Baby After Mother Drank It During Pregnancy
A tragic infant death highlights the high stakes of unpasteurized dairy.
www.zmescience.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Since states are prosecuting doctors across state lines for providing abortion advice, I call on the New Mexico AG to indict RFK Jr for murdering this infant.
www.zmescience.com/medicine/raw...
www.zmescience.com/medicine/raw...