JonZoidberg
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#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
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Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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JonZoidberg
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
Fucking call Burgum out. That Monsanto lobbyist claimed Roundup was safe to drink, so they dared him to drink it.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
Burgum: "CO2 was never a pollutant. When we breathe, we emit CO2. Plants need CO2 to survive and grow. They thrive with more CO2. So the whole endangerment thing opens up an opportunity for the revival of clean, beautiful, American coal."
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Fucking call Burgum out. That Monsanto lobbyist claimed Roundup was safe to drink, so they dared him to drink it.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
I don't place that all on Jack. If he's up for it, I think he'd be a dynamite AG.
February 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I don't place that all on Jack. If he's up for it, I think he'd be a dynamite AG.
State Attorneys General can bring a variety of cases against much of the regime. Constitutional violations, good charges.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
State Attorneys General can bring a variety of cases against much of the regime. Constitutional violations, good charges.
He sues everyone for anything but won't sue anyone for saying he's a pedophile. Because the truth is an absolute defense against libel or slander.
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
He sues everyone for anything but won't sue anyone for saying he's a pedophile. Because the truth is an absolute defense against libel or slander.
When you're insecure, any steps toward equality feel like they are leaving you for dead.
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
When you're insecure, any steps toward equality feel like they are leaving you for dead.
He wants the military to preferentially buy coal fired electricity. Not loads of coal. Although he probably will ask for his boondoggle battleships to be coal powered.
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
He wants the military to preferentially buy coal fired electricity. Not loads of coal. Although he probably will ask for his boondoggle battleships to be coal powered.
The headline is a tiny bit misleading. He is ordering the military to buy electricity from coal plants. Still dumb as fuck.
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
The headline is a tiny bit misleading. He is ordering the military to buy electricity from coal plants. Still dumb as fuck.
He has always had a crazy obsession with coal, but I'm sure there is still something.
Maybe they can name a disease that kills miners after him.
Maybe they can name a disease that kills miners after him.
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
He has always had a crazy obsession with coal, but I'm sure there is still something.
Maybe they can name a disease that kills miners after him.
Maybe they can name a disease that kills miners after him.
I read that Latinos were the fastest growing viewership for the NFL. BB was also the top streaming artist last year. It made sense from several angles.
The halftime show act wasn't political until rapists in power needed distractions.
The halftime show act wasn't political until rapists in power needed distractions.
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I read that Latinos were the fastest growing viewership for the NFL. BB was also the top streaming artist last year. It made sense from several angles.
The halftime show act wasn't political until rapists in power needed distractions.
The halftime show act wasn't political until rapists in power needed distractions.
That's the America I signed up for. Not what it is now.
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
That's the America I signed up for. Not what it is now.
State Attorneys General can charge many of the regime with constitutional rights violations. Bondi might be difficult.
Of course, if Trump drops dead, no pardons unless Vance feels like it. And he's so bought and paid for he's a complete wild card. Might let them burn to save face.
Of course, if Trump drops dead, no pardons unless Vance feels like it. And he's so bought and paid for he's a complete wild card. Might let them burn to save face.
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
State Attorneys General can charge many of the regime with constitutional rights violations. Bondi might be difficult.
Of course, if Trump drops dead, no pardons unless Vance feels like it. And he's so bought and paid for he's a complete wild card. Might let them burn to save face.
Of course, if Trump drops dead, no pardons unless Vance feels like it. And he's so bought and paid for he's a complete wild card. Might let them burn to save face.
I've had the exact same thoughts. I don't want a president Vance, because he's arguably more dangerous. But if Trump survives to the end of his term he will pardon everyone. I could totally see him withholding it to the last minute to guarantee loyalty.
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I've had the exact same thoughts. I don't want a president Vance, because he's arguably more dangerous. But if Trump survives to the end of his term he will pardon everyone. I could totally see him withholding it to the last minute to guarantee loyalty.
I can see Trump fucking everything up bad enough to keep the house for a few years. But I just don't think we will get 2/3 of the Senate.
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I can see Trump fucking everything up bad enough to keep the house for a few years. But I just don't think we will get 2/3 of the Senate.
I swear I will lose my shit if the next candidate is all about unity and not carving out this cancer and burning it on a public stage.
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I swear I will lose my shit if the next candidate is all about unity and not carving out this cancer and burning it on a public stage.
Even if it does pass the Senate, Trump will veto it.
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
House votes to nix Trump's tariffs on Canada in rebuke of trade agenda
Six Republicans crossed the aisle to oppose the tariffs on a major U.S. trading partner. The measure now heads to the Senate.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Even if it does pass the Senate, Trump will veto it.
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Impeachment hearings after the midterms are great, but I doubt they will get anywhere in the Senate.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Impeachment hearings after the midterms are great, but I doubt they will get anywhere in the Senate.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
A national institution has bowed to a dictator.
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Gallup Will No Longer Track Presidential Approval Ratings
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
A national institution has bowed to a dictator.
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Since I moved, I've had a Ring camera in a closet and planned to eventually install it.
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Super Bowl ad for Ring's dog-tracking cameras stirs privacy controversy
Amazon unveiled a new tracking system at a time when Americans are debating the value of persistent surveillance.
www.usatoday.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Since I moved, I've had a Ring camera in a closet and planned to eventually install it.
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Guy who should be dead already wants the rest of the world dead from preventable lung disease.
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump to Direct Pentagon to Buy Coal in Bid to Revive Industry
President Donald Trump will unveil plans to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain US coal-fired power plants as he seeks to drive domestic reliance on the fossil fuel.
www.bloomberg.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Guy who should be dead already wants the rest of the world dead from preventable lung disease.
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
NFL team ownership is 95% white. Go hang out with them.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
NFL team ownership is 95% white. Go hang out with them.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
Next time the Dropkick Murphys are touring near me, I'm there.
Punk as fuck!
Punk as fuck!
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Next time the Dropkick Murphys are touring near me, I'm there.
Punk as fuck!
Punk as fuck!
I'd almost believe in Hell if that meant there would be a special place in there for Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I'd almost believe in Hell if that meant there would be a special place in there for Pam Bondi.
Nebraska needs a new governor.
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Controversy sparks over Gov. Pillen's new partnership with Turning Point USA
Pillen said he will work with the organization to spread their "Club America" chapters to every high school in the state.
www.klkntv.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Nebraska needs a new governor.
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
Motherfucker wants a Turning Point chapter at every high school.
Sounds to me like every high school needs a chapter of the Satanic Temple as well.
www.klkntv.com/controversy-...
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.