JonZoidberg
@jonzoidberg.xyz
#Bluedot in a red sea, husband, dad to kids and fur kids. Nurse Anesthetist. Amateur baker and canner.
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
Blue crab of the resistance!
Trans rights are human rights.🏳️⚧️
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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JonZoidberg
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
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Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.
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Witch opens a witch hunt against judges seeking to preserve a semblance of rule of law in this country.
srnnews.com/trumps-doj-s...
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Trump's DOJ seeks examples of 'egregious' judges for Congress to review - SRN News
By Nate Raymond and Andrew Goudsward WASHINGTON, Feb 10 (Reuters) – President Donald Trump’s administration ramped up its pressure on the U.S. judiciary on Tuesday, with the Justice Department saying ...
srnnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Witch opens a witch hunt against judges seeking to preserve a semblance of rule of law in this country.
srnnews.com/trumps-doj-s...
srnnews.com/trumps-doj-s...
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Glitch McConnell is released from 8 days in the hospital to freeze another day. Just fucking resign, you shambling corpse.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Sen. Mitch McConnell discharged from hospital after experiencing 'flu-like symptoms'
McConnell, 83, had been in the hospital since Feb. 2.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Glitch McConnell is released from 8 days in the hospital to freeze another day. Just fucking resign, you shambling corpse.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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I'd leave too if I was ordered to violate the law and let the White House interfere in corporate mergers.
Once this regime is jailed, everything they tainted and broke needs to be rebuilt at their expense. Seizure of assets, reparations. Bankrupt our enemies.
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
Once this regime is jailed, everything they tainted and broke needs to be rebuilt at their expense. Seizure of assets, reparations. Bankrupt our enemies.
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
Justice Department's antitrust chief says she's leaving, effective immediately
Gail Slater is stepping down at a critical moment for corporate mergers in America.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I'd leave too if I was ordered to violate the law and let the White House interfere in corporate mergers.
Once this regime is jailed, everything they tainted and broke needs to be rebuilt at their expense. Seizure of assets, reparations. Bankrupt our enemies.
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
Once this regime is jailed, everything they tainted and broke needs to be rebuilt at their expense. Seizure of assets, reparations. Bankrupt our enemies.
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
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They never should have gone in the first place. Returning them almost a year later isn't justice. And I'll believe it when they're back.
Sending Cosplay Noem to CECOT in exchange would send a powerful message about following judicial orders.
www.advocate.com/news/judge-o...
Sending Cosplay Noem to CECOT in exchange would send a powerful message about following judicial orders.
www.advocate.com/news/judge-o...
Trump administration must facilitate return of men sent to El Salvador’s CECOT back to the U.S., judge rules
“By any measure, the detainees surely fell victim to constitutionally inadequate process," Chief Judge James E. Boasberg ruled.
www.advocate.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
They never should have gone in the first place. Returning them almost a year later isn't justice. And I'll believe it when they're back.
Sending Cosplay Noem to CECOT in exchange would send a powerful message about following judicial orders.
www.advocate.com/news/judge-o...
Sending Cosplay Noem to CECOT in exchange would send a powerful message about following judicial orders.
www.advocate.com/news/judge-o...
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A retired officer's rank can only be reduced for conduct that occurred prior to their retirement.
To say that Hegseth was blocked "for now" means you don't understand the law. Not that this regime gives a shit about laws.
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/k...
To say that Hegseth was blocked "for now" means you don't understand the law. Not that this regime gives a shit about laws.
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/k...
Judge blocks Pentagon chief Hegseth's censure of Sen. Kelly over troops video, for now
The order comes days after federal prosecutors in Washington, D.C., tried and failed to get a grand jury to indict Sens. Mark Kelly and Elissa Slotkin
www.cnbc.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
A retired officer's rank can only be reduced for conduct that occurred prior to their retirement.
To say that Hegseth was blocked "for now" means you don't understand the law. Not that this regime gives a shit about laws.
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/k...
To say that Hegseth was blocked "for now" means you don't understand the law. Not that this regime gives a shit about laws.
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/k...
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How's this for irony:
A guy from England is complaining that foreign invaders have "colonized" his country and are draining its resources.
Are they going to take your national treasures and put them in a foreign museum next? Crazy.
What a cunt.
www.mylondon.news/news/uk-worl...
A guy from England is complaining that foreign invaders have "colonized" his country and are draining its resources.
Are they going to take your national treasures and put them in a foreign museum next? Crazy.
What a cunt.
www.mylondon.news/news/uk-worl...
Jim Ratcliffe 'apologises' for immigration comments but has more to say
Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe has issued an apology after claiming the UK was 'colonised by immigrants' after widespread backlash
www.mylondon.news
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
How's this for irony:
A guy from England is complaining that foreign invaders have "colonized" his country and are draining its resources.
Are they going to take your national treasures and put them in a foreign museum next? Crazy.
What a cunt.
www.mylondon.news/news/uk-worl...
A guy from England is complaining that foreign invaders have "colonized" his country and are draining its resources.
Are they going to take your national treasures and put them in a foreign museum next? Crazy.
What a cunt.
www.mylondon.news/news/uk-worl...
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Hey, did you hear the Dow is over 50,000?
Have you even said thank you once? Golden Age!
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Have you even said thank you once? Golden Age!
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Hey, did you hear the Dow is over 50,000?
Have you even said thank you once? Golden Age!
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Have you even said thank you once? Golden Age!
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Reports of impending presidential elections in Ukraine are unfounded, says Zelenskyy.
Trump and Putin would love for Zelenskyy to be gone, but elections during bombing raids is madness.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Trump and Putin would love for Zelenskyy to be gone, but elections during bombing raids is madness.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Zelenskiy calls for more US pressure on Russia to end war by summer
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy said on Wednesday the U.S. needed to put more pressure on Russia if it wanted the war to end by summer, adding it was unclear whether Moscow would attend U.S.-b...
www.reuters.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Reports of impending presidential elections in Ukraine are unfounded, says Zelenskyy.
Trump and Putin would love for Zelenskyy to be gone, but elections during bombing raids is madness.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Trump and Putin would love for Zelenskyy to be gone, but elections during bombing raids is madness.
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
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Nebraskans voter data will be sent to the feds after the state Supreme Court fails to stop it.
States rights, my ass.
apnews.com/article/vote...
States rights, my ass.
apnews.com/article/vote...
Nebraska to hand over sensitive voter data to the Justice Department after court loss
Nebraska’s secretary of state says he will hand over sensitive voter data to the U.S. Justice Department after the state Supreme Court refused to block the move.
apnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Nebraskans voter data will be sent to the feds after the state Supreme Court fails to stop it.
States rights, my ass.
apnews.com/article/vote...
States rights, my ass.
apnews.com/article/vote...
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Drug dealer says drugs are safe.
That's good enough for me..how about you?
news.sky.com/story/instag...
That's good enough for me..how about you?
news.sky.com/story/instag...
Instagram use can be 'problematic' but not addictive, says app's chief
Adam Mosseri was testifying in a landmark LA trial - where social media giants are accused of causing harm - brought by a woman who spent 16 hours day on his app.
news.sky.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Drug dealer says drugs are safe.
That's good enough for me..how about you?
news.sky.com/story/instag...
That's good enough for me..how about you?
news.sky.com/story/instag...
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CBS has fallen. Anyone with any journalistic integrity needs to leave before they get Bari Weiss's stink on them.
www.mediaite.com/media/cbs-ev...
www.mediaite.com/media/cbs-ev...
CBS News Producer Alicia Hastey Quits in Fiery Note
A producer for the CBS Evening News has abruptly quit the show — citing the "shifting set of ideological expectations" inside the Bari Weiss-run news division.
www.mediaite.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
CBS has fallen. Anyone with any journalistic integrity needs to leave before they get Bari Weiss's stink on them.
www.mediaite.com/media/cbs-ev...
www.mediaite.com/media/cbs-ev...
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Fucking call Burgum out. That Monsanto lobbyist claimed Roundup was safe to drink, so they dared him to drink it.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
Burgum: "CO2 was never a pollutant. When we breathe, we emit CO2. Plants need CO2 to survive and grow. They thrive with more CO2. So the whole endangerment thing opens up an opportunity for the revival of clean, beautiful, American coal."
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Fucking call Burgum out. That Monsanto lobbyist claimed Roundup was safe to drink, so they dared him to drink it.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
Breathe CO2, Burgum. Prove how healthy it is.
Fucking ghouls.
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Even if it does pass the Senate, Trump will veto it.
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
House votes to nix Trump's tariffs on Canada in rebuke of trade agenda
Six Republicans crossed the aisle to oppose the tariffs on a major U.S. trading partner. The measure now heads to the Senate.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Even if it does pass the Senate, Trump will veto it.
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
His ability to create emergencies out of thin air to grant himself unlimited power needs to be taken away. Without a veto.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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Impeachment hearings after the midterms are great, but I doubt they will get anywhere in the Senate.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Impeachment hearings after the midterms are great, but I doubt they will get anywhere in the Senate.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
What's the long term plan for Bondi? Can she be charged as an accessory to sex trafficking?
I need to see her pay. My soul needs it.
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A national institution has bowed to a dictator.
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Gallup Will No Longer Track Presidential Approval Ratings
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
A national institution has bowed to a dictator.
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
This is not normal. Don't let anyone normalize this. The 4th estate is a vital component of a functional democracy. Stifling it allows atrocities to go unnoticed.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
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Since I moved, I've had a Ring camera in a closet and planned to eventually install it.
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Super Bowl ad for Ring's dog-tracking cameras stirs privacy controversy
Amazon unveiled a new tracking system at a time when Americans are debating the value of persistent surveillance.
www.usatoday.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Since I moved, I've had a Ring camera in a closet and planned to eventually install it.
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
It's on its way to a landfill now. Fuck your surveillance state.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
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Guy who should be dead already wants the rest of the world dead from preventable lung disease.
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump to Direct Pentagon to Buy Coal in Bid to Revive Industry
President Donald Trump will unveil plans to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain US coal-fired power plants as he seeks to drive domestic reliance on the fossil fuel.
www.bloomberg.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Guy who should be dead already wants the rest of the world dead from preventable lung disease.
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Why not subsidize whale oil next, dumbfuck?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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NFL team ownership is 95% white. Go hang out with them.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
NFL team ownership is 95% white. Go hang out with them.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
Oh right, they don't give a fuck about you either.
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Next time the Dropkick Murphys are touring near me, I'm there.
Punk as fuck!
Punk as fuck!
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Next time the Dropkick Murphys are touring near me, I'm there.
Punk as fuck!
Punk as fuck!
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I'd almost believe in Hell if that meant there would be a special place in there for Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I'd almost believe in Hell if that meant there would be a special place in there for Pam Bondi.
Witch opens a witch hunt against judges seeking to preserve a semblance of rule of law in this country.
srnnews.com/trumps-doj-s...
srnnews.com/trumps-doj-s...
Trump's DOJ seeks examples of 'egregious' judges for Congress to review - SRN News
By Nate Raymond and Andrew Goudsward WASHINGTON, Feb 10 (Reuters) – President Donald Trump’s administration ramped up its pressure on the U.S. judiciary on Tuesday, with the Justice Department saying ...
srnnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Witch opens a witch hunt against judges seeking to preserve a semblance of rule of law in this country.
srnnews.com/trumps-doj-s...
srnnews.com/trumps-doj-s...
Glitch McConnell is released from 8 days in the hospital to freeze another day. Just fucking resign, you shambling corpse.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Sen. Mitch McConnell discharged from hospital after experiencing 'flu-like symptoms'
McConnell, 83, had been in the hospital since Feb. 2.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Glitch McConnell is released from 8 days in the hospital to freeze another day. Just fucking resign, you shambling corpse.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
I'd leave too if I was ordered to violate the law and let the White House interfere in corporate mergers.
Once this regime is jailed, everything they tainted and broke needs to be rebuilt at their expense. Seizure of assets, reparations. Bankrupt our enemies.
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
Once this regime is jailed, everything they tainted and broke needs to be rebuilt at their expense. Seizure of assets, reparations. Bankrupt our enemies.
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
Justice Department's antitrust chief says she's leaving, effective immediately
Gail Slater is stepping down at a critical moment for corporate mergers in America.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I'd leave too if I was ordered to violate the law and let the White House interfere in corporate mergers.
Once this regime is jailed, everything they tainted and broke needs to be rebuilt at their expense. Seizure of assets, reparations. Bankrupt our enemies.
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
Once this regime is jailed, everything they tainted and broke needs to be rebuilt at their expense. Seizure of assets, reparations. Bankrupt our enemies.
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
They never should have gone in the first place. Returning them almost a year later isn't justice. And I'll believe it when they're back.
Sending Cosplay Noem to CECOT in exchange would send a powerful message about following judicial orders.
www.advocate.com/news/judge-o...
Sending Cosplay Noem to CECOT in exchange would send a powerful message about following judicial orders.
www.advocate.com/news/judge-o...
Trump administration must facilitate return of men sent to El Salvador’s CECOT back to the U.S., judge rules
“By any measure, the detainees surely fell victim to constitutionally inadequate process," Chief Judge James E. Boasberg ruled.
www.advocate.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
They never should have gone in the first place. Returning them almost a year later isn't justice. And I'll believe it when they're back.
Sending Cosplay Noem to CECOT in exchange would send a powerful message about following judicial orders.
www.advocate.com/news/judge-o...
Sending Cosplay Noem to CECOT in exchange would send a powerful message about following judicial orders.
www.advocate.com/news/judge-o...