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Josephus Brown

@josephusbrown.bsky.social

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A divorced dad from California raising two kids in Oklahoma in defiance of the rise of Republican fascism with his bisexual cowgirl girlfriend. Teacher, bartender, shiftless gadabout. He/Him.

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 5h

As the father of a disabled kid who retired from most activism when his kids came along let me tell you they absolutely do not want me to feel like I’ve got nothing left to lose anymore

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Haven’t seen this in the wild in some time lmao

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 2d

I saw this in high school on like IFC or something in the middle of the night when we were all high as hell and it just had a room full of pot smoking teenagers spellbound

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 2d

Hmm

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 2d

The real fucker is when you get the saltnado and the melted butternado

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah uh here in Oklahoma shit is getting real fucking dicey for people, I dunno what these numbers are supposed to be based on

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

That one’s fun cause it’s actually closer to the way Miami was pronounced when it was the tribe’s name

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

Haha that’s in my hometown and yeah it is absolutely worth the price of entry, just a wild tour

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

It’s not just “more tax base”, it’s that there’s literally only one solution to the problem of demographic collapse where you needed to be having more kids 25 years ago, and that’s letting a bunch of 25 year olds into the country instead.

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

Uh this also ignores the possibility that parts of the earth basically become near-uninhabitable due to climate change and immigration gets driven by that instead

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

I’m pretty comfortable saying that a grown ass 50 something man saying “you boys would be my sex slaves” isn’t worth splitting hairs over whether that’s pedophilia just because they’re *technically* 18. Especially becuase he prefaces it with “you aren’t adults, you’re children, and I will rape you”

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

Lmao you really don’t need to be defending him

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

Oh no!

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

Lmao

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 4d

I got my mom this needlepoint awhile ago and she loves it very much

A photo of a framed needlepoint hanging on the wall. It says “it’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers”, with several decorative gourds pictured below

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 4d

i will say it takes a certain amount of balls to go to the website with all the people who couldnt stomach mastodon and tell them Our Ideal Version Of This Place Is Mastodon

aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social · 4d

bluesky is not the product, bluesky users are not the product, it’s the code that is the product. the ability to set up your own independent bluesky. which does not exist. so there is no product