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@jrhand.bsky.social
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I am eight feet tall, have 17 children, and I’m terrible at describing myself. I do have epilepsy and have had three brain surgeries, those are true things.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 1d
Cuomo radiating ‘Steve Buscemi with a skateboard meme’ energy here.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 1d
‘Night of the Living Fred.’
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 1d
BREAKING: Justice Department to exhume, reanimate, indict Donald Trump’s father.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 1d
Today I have decided to willfully ignore everything that is total bullshit. Using this strategy, I figure I’ll be able to go back to sleep in 5… 4… 3…
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 2d
The absence of the ‘automatic runner on 2nd to start each extra inning’ in the postseason is a tacit admission by Major League Baseball that it’s a stupid, stupid rule.

In this seven-part essay, I will…
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 2d
Putting the ‘pee’ in RSVP.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 3d
Hold my calls (I do not have any calls).
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 6d
This is not a person who should even be allowed to guess the nuclear codes.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d
Trump: "We won World War 1. We won World War 2. We won everything in between. We won everything before. And all of the sudden they decide to change the name. They went woke then too, you know. Woke is a long term. Word."
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 6d
Everything in the past could have been so much easier and different when your skull is a vat of lukewarm tapioca pudding.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 7d
a man wearing glasses sits at a table with a cup of coffee in front of him
ALT: a man wearing glasses sits at a table with a cup of coffee in front of him
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 8d
‘One Battle After Another’ is fucking fantastic.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 10d
Proud that she’s my congresswoman!
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 11d
Ah yes, noted bipartisan Newt Gingrich.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 12d
Post something random or have an awful October
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 16d
Why I post
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 16d
As a card-carrying member of Antifa, I am *stunned* to learn that Antifa is an “organization.”

I made this card with crayons and an old Covid vaccination record.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 17d
“Sorry for the convenience.”
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 17d
Share your favorite black and white movie
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 19d
I am “I see a routine tackle in an NFL game and say ‘oh gosh’ out loud” years old.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 19d
My child, the water balloon.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 22d
If there is a Hell, he’s going to plummet right past it to whatever’s underneath.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 28d
Proud Villanova alum here alone in my living room, rooting for the Cats to hold Penn State under 700 points.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 28d
Seeing A Crow
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29d
Make a band singular.

A Dude Called Quest
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29d
Make a band singular.

Spaceman 1
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 28d
Come to think of it, ‘The Sixth Sense’ could have used a slapstick subplot.
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 28d
It is with great regret that I inform you I have decided to put on pants today.
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