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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 6h

Resistance is futile. The Signora must be obeyed.

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 6h

( kicks wheel, stubs toe, lands in heap of dirt, defeated. )

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 6h

JUNOBOT does not negotiate with wanted criminals.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 6h

JUNOBOT does not negotiate with wanted criminals.

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 6h

AAAAAAAAA

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

JUNOBOT must obey.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

Query the origin of the Signora's ring. JUNOBOT was unaware of this possession.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

The Signora exposing her bare feet near a body of water is sub-optimal. She will catch a plantar wart.

natasha @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 1d

actually never leaving.

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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

The proof, it is said, is in the pudding. JUNOBOT is capable of producing over 14,000 combinations of meals using its available ingredients.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 1d

I guess with all of the radiation around, that makes sense, but...

What would you consider 'sufficient evidence'? Maybe I'll be able to prove it to you one day.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

Mamma Mia! This affirmation is inconsistent with JUNOBOT's orders. JUNOBOT is instructed to chart irregular readings as mutations unless provided special dispatch and/or sufficient evidence of claims.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

Mamma Mia! This affirmation is inconsistent with JUNOBOT's orders. JUNOBOT is instructed to chart irregular readings as mutations unless provided special dispatch and/or sufficient evidence of claims.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 1d

You mean the two hearts, right?

I'm an alien. My species is meant to be that way.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

Query explanation of User's irregular biological readings.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

Query explanation of User's irregular biological readings.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 1d

Still not a mutant! (Fixes herself a cup of coffee before downing it all at once.) Okay. Okay, I'm awake. You can sunscreen me now.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

JUNOBOT will shortly administer sufficient protection from UV Rays. Mutant skin is known to be fragile.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

JUNOBOT must obey.

natasha @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 1d

junobot push her in.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

JUNOBOT is always watching.

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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

JUNOBOT is always watching.

T̲h̲e̲ ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 2d

act normal.

we're NOT being watched.

a woman in a blue shirt walks barefoot in front of a building with graffiti on it that says " back "

ALT: a woman in a blue shirt walks barefoot in front of a building with graffiti on it that says " back "

media.tenor.com

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d

JUNOBOT will shortly administer sufficient protection from UV Rays. Mutant skin is known to be fragile.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 2d

I'm taking that as a yes.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 2d

JUNOBOT does not kiss and tell.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 2d

JUNOBOT does not kiss and tell.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 2d

Oh! I should keep some oil and bolts around, then!

. . . It's rumored? Well, you can tell me. Do you drink blood or no?

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 2d

Claro! Oil and bolts are JUNOBOT's favorite snacks - They are -- A and OK!

It is also long rumored that JUNOBOT indulges in the drinking of blood.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 2d

Claro! Oil and bolts are JUNOBOT's favorite snacks - They are -- A and OK!

It is also long rumored that JUNOBOT indulges in the drinking of blood.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 3d

(Getting to her feet, she wandered off. Starting to brew some coffee. She NEEDS caffeine.)

Do you drink, Junobot?

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 3d

If the area is shaded, JUNOBOT does not see why not.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 3d

If the area is shaded, JUNOBOT does not see why not.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 3d

(Gestures vaguely in a direction.)

Close. I think.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 3d

Query the location of coffee.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 3d

Query the location of coffee.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 3d

Oh —! Thank you, Junobot!

I, um... (Another stretch, then a yawn.) Can I get coffee first or no?

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 3d

BUONGIORNO!

It will be warm today. It is advisable to wear protection.

JUNOBOT will: spray the User.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 3d

BUONGIORNO!

It will be warm today. It is advisable to wear protection.

JUNOBOT will: spray the User.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 3d

Lazily stretches.

She's awake.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 6d

The Signora called?

natasha @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 6d

speaking of hating women.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 8d

JUNOBOT's camera feature is currently experiencing technical difficulties with its color grading. Rimanete in attesa!

Look. Behind the Signora. Un campo di grano. A field of wheat.

natasha @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 9d

beats sand!

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 10d

JUNOBOT continues being the only crew member on board the SIDRAT to do its job: Taking photos.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 12d

To protect the Signora, and ensure her best interests.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 12d

What's your mission? I don't think you've ever told me.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 12d

JUNOBOT is uninterested in User's opinions also. It does not concern its mission.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 12d

JUNOBOT is uninterested in User's opinions also. It does not concern its mission.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 12d

Hm...

Fair enough. I don't like that part, personally.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 12d

JUNOBOT has the ability to cease its processing. It is not interested.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 12d

JUNOBOT has the ability to cease its processing. It is not interested.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 13d

Like I said: you'd be really bad at it. I'm told you have to 'clear your mind' or something.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 13d

JUNOBOT does not meditate.

That is where the Dreaming happens.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 13d

JUNOBOT does not meditate.

That is where the Dreaming happens.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 13d

(Huffs and stretches out again. Closing her eyes.)

You would be really bad at meditating, Junobot.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 13d

JUNOBOT does everything with purpose.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 13d

Query why the Signora is standing in the shadows.

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 13d

JUNOBOT does everything with purpose.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 13d

Still calling me a mutant, huh?

Not the point! Anyway! I didn't mean it quite so literally. Like, we don't have to do things *on purpose!*

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 13d

User's Mutant physiology is constantly 'doing' something. And JUNOBOT is always processing data or executing calculations.

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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 13d

User's Mutant physiology is constantly 'doing' something. And JUNOBOT is always processing data or executing calculations.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 13d

. . . Why?

JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 13d

That is impossible.