Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Justin

@justinlawguy.bsky.social

2.2K followers 390 following 4.6K posts

Civil rights lawyer. Passionate defender of what he believes the Constitution says. He/him

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · Nov 13

Shout out to all the Germans in 1933 who muttered "oh my god this is unbelievably stupid"

8 89 460

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 9h

I already had turn the game off, but this sums it up, no flag.

x.com/CFBONFOX/sta...

FOX College Football on X: "USC PICKS OFF BRYCE UNDERWOOD 😱 @uscfb 📺:NBC https://t.co/w9Ejxah88A" / X

USC PICKS OFF BRYCE UNDERWOOD 😱 @uscfb 📺:NBC https://t.co/w9Ejxah88A

x.com

1 1

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 9h

I already had turn the game off, but this sums it up, no flag.

x.com/CFBONFOX/sta...

FOX College Football on X: "USC PICKS OFF BRYCE UNDERWOOD 😱 @uscfb 📺:NBC https://t.co/w9Ejxah88A" / X

USC PICKS OFF BRYCE UNDERWOOD 😱 @uscfb 📺:NBC https://t.co/w9Ejxah88A

x.com

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 9h

Dogshit opi call ended a drive.

They've had the ref guy do a lot of commentary where he's just befuddled at whatever the refa are doing.

Anyway, Michigan defense cracked on the ensuing drive, game is over.

2 1

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 10h

You were saying?

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 10h

First touchdown was OPI, play before the second touchdown involved an offensive lineman getting two hands to the face of Zeke Berry, which is why his helmet went flying off!

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 10h

USC refs

1 1

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 10h

No Justice, no peace #GoBlue

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 11h

Damnit wink

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 12h

Rank Indiana number one you cowards.

1 3

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 14h

Oregon refs

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 16h

Does bama always get refereeing like this?

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 18h

It's possible that the Nobel committee should stop giving peace prizes to the leaders of one side of a war when they like that side better.

Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 21h

The Nobel *Peace* Prize winner is cool with murdering civilians on boats

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

Soros paid for a whole band?

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

ITS NOT IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE IF I ADMIT TO IT

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Q: How many layoffs have you authorized?

TRUMP: It'll be a lot. And it'll be Democrat-oriented.

2 8

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

Obviously this was only because of the shut down and not because RFK has been fighting a war against the CDC since he first arrived.

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

1 7

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

So it's not the guy who literally takes the blood of children in order to stay young?

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 1d

Exclusive: Tech billionaire Peter Thiel warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and critics of AI are “legionnaires of the Antichrist” in private lectures that connected government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future.

Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction

In leaked recordings of private lectures by tech billionaire Peter Thiel he argued that “the Antichrist” is likely to take the form of a critic of technology.

wapo.st

1 2 12

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

Poppy with cream cheese (light on the cream cheese if it's a place known for making cream cheese sandwiches).

Add tomato and lox if I'm feeling fancy.

Like a real f****** New Yorker.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

1 1

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

Get the f*** out of my city right now

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

If you stop saying y'all, a piece of you dies.

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

No, they do. Just one that echoes their own politics.

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon character wearing a hat that says perot 96 stands in a crowd of people

ALT: a cartoon character wearing a hat that says perot 96 stands in a crowd of people

media.tenor.com

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

They should give him a mug that says Nobel Peace prize winner on it lol

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

3 1 2

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

"we wanted to give it to an American but we couldn't find one that fits the description"

Reuters @reuters.com · 2d

'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize

1 5

Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 1d

Guess we're going to war with Norway now.

1 1