Justin
@justinlawguy.bsky.social
Civil rights lawyer. Passionate defender of what he imagines the Constitution says. He/him
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Justin
@justinlawguy.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Shout out to all the Germans in 1933 who muttered "oh my god this is unbelievably stupid"
It's not Thanksgiving until your racist Uncle says something racist.
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It's not Thanksgiving until your racist Uncle says something racist.
Introduce yourself with five concerts* you've seen:
Bob Dylan
Sam Bush
Bruce Springsteen
Punch Brothers
Mon Rovia
*Only five is b*******.
Bob Dylan
Sam Bush
Bruce Springsteen
Punch Brothers
Mon Rovia
*Only five is b*******.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
• Josh Groban
• Roger Waters
• The Black Keys
• The Weepies
• Megan Thee Stallion
• Josh Groban
• Roger Waters
• The Black Keys
• The Weepies
• Megan Thee Stallion
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
• James Taylor, Hourglass
• Ben Folds, Supersunnyspeedgraphic
• Motion City Soundtrack, Commit This to Memory
• Sara Bareilles, Kaleidoscope Heart
• John Mayer, Sob Rock
• James Taylor, Hourglass
• Ben Folds, Supersunnyspeedgraphic
• Motion City Soundtrack, Commit This to Memory
• Sara Bareilles, Kaleidoscope Heart
• John Mayer, Sob Rock
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts* you've seen:
Bob Dylan
Sam Bush
Bruce Springsteen
Punch Brothers
Mon Rovia
*Only five is b*******.
Bob Dylan
Sam Bush
Bruce Springsteen
Punch Brothers
Mon Rovia
*Only five is b*******.
Well it took me 18 minutes to tell my racist cousin-in-law to go fuck himself
two cartoon mice standing next to each other with the words whoo that 's a new record
ALT: two cartoon mice standing next to each other with the words whoo that 's a new record
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Well it took me 18 minutes to tell my racist cousin-in-law to go fuck himself
"please stop politicizing this tragedy" says the administration that is using this as an excuse to shut down all Afghan immigration rights.
The spirit of Thanksgiving has infused the White House press office today, bringing us together in a blessed moment of harmony and goodwill.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"please stop politicizing this tragedy" says the administration that is using this as an excuse to shut down all Afghan immigration rights.
Amazing that the vice president of the United States is willing to blood libel an entire group of Americans and we all shrug.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Amazing that the vice president of the United States is willing to blood libel an entire group of Americans and we all shrug.
::whispers:: JD Vance is finally right about something.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
::whispers:: JD Vance is finally right about something.
Hey kids, death threats work!
Indiana Senate Republicans reversed course on redistricting Tuesday, announcing they will convene Dec. 8 to reach a “final decision” on redrawing the state’s congressional map. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Facing Threats and Intimidation, Indiana Republicans Will Vote on Redistricting
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hey kids, death threats work!
The Trump administration is violating the rule of law in the right way
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein
This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Says Noem Made Final Decision on El Salvador Removals in Breach of Court Order
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Trump administration is violating the rule of law in the right way
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein
New copyright hypo just popped.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
New copyright hypo just popped.
In order to protect the Jews at Penn, the government is going to make them wear little yellow stars of David so we know who shouldn't be subject to having to see a Keffiyeh.
The government, in going after Penn to "fight antisemitism," has asked for "a list of members of Jewish-related campus groups and the names of employees in the school's Jewish Studies Program."
We do not believe that turning over lists of Jews is helpful to the fight against antisemitism.
We do not believe that turning over lists of Jews is helpful to the fight against antisemitism.
www.reuters.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
In order to protect the Jews at Penn, the government is going to make them wear little yellow stars of David so we know who shouldn't be subject to having to see a Keffiyeh.
The next Attorney General of Texas will be a passionate defender of the First Amendment and the freedom of religion.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The next Attorney General of Texas will be a passionate defender of the First Amendment and the freedom of religion.
I may have to convert.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I may have to convert.
Today's hearing went better then yesterday's hearing, at least!
www.courthousenews.com/judge-questi...
www.courthousenews.com/judge-questi...
Judge questions criteria of international student visa revocations
Attorneys explained how visa revocations of international students were determined for a case brought by four students seeking visa reinstatement.
www.courthousenews.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Today's hearing went better then yesterday's hearing, at least!
www.courthousenews.com/judge-questi...
www.courthousenews.com/judge-questi...
This is deeply infuriating, I cannot imagine how hurtful this is to the people he is targeting.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
MSN
www.msn.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This is deeply infuriating, I cannot imagine how hurtful this is to the people he is targeting.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
I forgot how much I hate cattle call hearings.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I forgot how much I hate cattle call hearings.
"you can't criticize what's going on in Israel until you criticize what's going on in Sudan or you're anti-Semitic."
Okay.
"Criticizing what's going on in Sudan is anti-Semitic."
Okay.
"Criticizing what's going on in Sudan is anti-Semitic."
Jewish Insider is now running a "what about" piece against those who are critical of the US-backed UAE's relationship to the Sudanese RSF.
Anti-Israel activists, lawmakers ignore Muslim Brotherhood, Iran links to Sudan’s SAF
As they denounce the UAE’s alleged backing of Sudan’s Rapid Support Forces, far-left lawmakers have passed over the Muslim Brotherhood affiliations and foreign backing of the rival Sudanese Armed Forc...
jewishinsider.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"you can't criticize what's going on in Israel until you criticize what's going on in Sudan or you're anti-Semitic."
Okay.
"Criticizing what's going on in Sudan is anti-Semitic."
Okay.
"Criticizing what's going on in Sudan is anti-Semitic."
AND WHAT HAPPENS THEN, MIKE?
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
AND WHAT HAPPENS THEN, MIKE?
Give me a judge who will drill down on every last fact and legal issue and minutia of my brief at oral argument over one who halfway through oral argument I'm still unsure whether he's read the briefs at all and wants to resolve the case on feels.
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Give me a judge who will drill down on every last fact and legal issue and minutia of my brief at oral argument over one who halfway through oral argument I'm still unsure whether he's read the briefs at all and wants to resolve the case on feels.
Potentially.
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Potentially.
Have an oral argument on zoom coming up in an hour and if I ever have to stand up during one of these arguments I'm going to get in a lot of trouble.
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Have an oral argument on zoom coming up in an hour and if I ever have to stand up during one of these arguments I'm going to get in a lot of trouble.
Kelly Hayes about to get to fired.
SCOOP: A federal grand jury in Maryland is investigating whether FHFA director Bill Pulte and Justice Department prosecutor Ed Martin improperly appointed unauthorized people to help in mortgage fraud investigations of President Trump's critics. With @carolleonnig.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Kelly Hayes about to get to fired.
Reposted by Justin
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
Left-wing violence is out of control 🫠
ANOTHER Republican state senator in Indiana says he's been swatted... as state legislators resist calls to redistrict to create more favorable GOP districts
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Left-wing violence is out of control 🫠
Can't believe they didn't give her the presidential medal of freedom and made it a crime to make fun of her on Twitter
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Can't believe they didn't give her the presidential medal of freedom and made it a crime to make fun of her on Twitter
Going to see Mon Rovia (progressive Afro-Hill folk) the night before an oral argument. 🫠.
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Going to see Mon Rovia (progressive Afro-Hill folk) the night before an oral argument. 🫠.