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@meplusdog.bsky.social
3L @ Northwestern. Dog mom.
Interested in appellate advocacy, civil litigation, infrastructure, and government.
I made @linktothefiling.bsky.social.
Interested in appellate advocacy, civil litigation, infrastructure, and government.
I made @linktothefiling.bsky.social.
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I thought Megan was real but it turns out this is Mike Waltz's burner account
If you want to be added to the group chat send me your numbers. Thx
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I thought Megan was real but it turns out this is Mike Waltz's burner account
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I'll keep reposting this until we reach critical mass so you might as well concede
If you want to be added to the group chat send me your numbers. Thx
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'll keep reposting this until we reach critical mass so you might as well concede
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meatboy.3000
Meatboy / Shark Teef
Meatboy / Shark Teef
October 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Meatboy / Shark Teef
Meatboy / Shark Teef
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Seeing as police abolition is back in the news, I have to be shameless and share my rule of law/old fashioned lib argument for taking the idea seriously (and for recruiting all the anti-administrative-law libertarians to the team). Long law review article from a couple years ago gowder.io/iclu.pdf
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Seeing as police abolition is back in the news, I have to be shameless and share my rule of law/old fashioned lib argument for taking the idea seriously (and for recruiting all the anti-administrative-law libertarians to the team). Long law review article from a couple years ago gowder.io/iclu.pdf
I'll keep reposting this until we reach critical mass so you might as well concede
If you want to be added to the group chat send me your numbers. Thx
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'll keep reposting this until we reach critical mass so you might as well concede
If you want to be added to the group chat send me your numbers. Thx
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you want to be added to the group chat send me your numbers. Thx
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The life and joy must be squeezed out thoroughly from the lawyer before the sweet nectar of appellate practice can be offered.
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The life and joy must be squeezed out thoroughly from the lawyer before the sweet nectar of appellate practice can be offered.
We have three students who have been offered interviews DURING EXAMS. My 1L year, there was a moratorium on any contact from firms from reading week until after exams, and we were asked to report firms who had contacted us during that window. I guess that, like any semblance of decency, is dead.
Every part of what this describes ("jumbo" offers, recruiting for 2L in the first weeks of 1L, etc) is terrible.
The biggest law firms’ intensive recruiting of first-year students has spread to smaller rivals, with some making offers even before first-semester grades are in.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We have three students who have been offered interviews DURING EXAMS. My 1L year, there was a moratorium on any contact from firms from reading week until after exams, and we were asked to report firms who had contacted us during that window. I guess that, like any semblance of decency, is dead.
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Yeah, the whole pronatalist movement seems to be dads who have never changed a diaper.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yeah, the whole pronatalist movement seems to be dads who have never changed a diaper.
Woke up with my contacts glued to my eyeballs and my dog's face right on top of my face. She and I are ready to see the taillights of this semester.
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Woke up with my contacts glued to my eyeballs and my dog's face right on top of my face. She and I are ready to see the taillights of this semester.
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There's a certain je nais se quois for the special agent vibe.
Look 18, the hair, the dead soulless eyes, the suspicious lack of facial hair, the suspicious preference for shirts with collars, sounding like Ned Flanders if he was a bass.
Look 18, the hair, the dead soulless eyes, the suspicious lack of facial hair, the suspicious preference for shirts with collars, sounding like Ned Flanders if he was a bass.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
There's a certain je nais se quois for the special agent vibe.
Look 18, the hair, the dead soulless eyes, the suspicious lack of facial hair, the suspicious preference for shirts with collars, sounding like Ned Flanders if he was a bass.
Look 18, the hair, the dead soulless eyes, the suspicious lack of facial hair, the suspicious preference for shirts with collars, sounding like Ned Flanders if he was a bass.
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Something close to the *very* first thing the son of @akivamcohen.bsky.social said to me upon first meeting was "excuse me, sir, but you look like a cop."
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Something close to the *very* first thing the son of @akivamcohen.bsky.social said to me upon first meeting was "excuse me, sir, but you look like a cop."
Don’t ask your friend’s 6th grader to tell you how old you look. Because she’s gonna be honest
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Don’t ask your friend’s 6th grader to tell you how old you look. Because she’s gonna be honest
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Realistically, a woman should not NEED a reason to memorize a Weird Al song.
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Realistically, a woman should not NEED a reason to memorize a Weird Al song.
This is the vibe we’re trying to cultivate around here.
Let the record show I can and will do any of these with a few beers and a gentle nudge.
My current one depends on the crowd: if it’s Millennial and Gen X turbo nerds, I bust out either Cruel Angel’s Thesis or The Real Folk Blues. Otherwise, it’s “It’s the End of the World as We Know It”.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is the vibe we’re trying to cultivate around here.
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Happy Walrus Day! Our 2,640-pound male walrus, Balzak (pronounced BELL-zik), is enjoying fresh sustainable seafood and ice treats for enrichment.
Walruses like Balzak are equipped with incredibly powerful suction abilities, allowing them to create vacuum-like seals to feed on the ocean floor.
Walruses like Balzak are equipped with incredibly powerful suction abilities, allowing them to create vacuum-like seals to feed on the ocean floor.
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Happy Walrus Day! Our 2,640-pound male walrus, Balzak (pronounced BELL-zik), is enjoying fresh sustainable seafood and ice treats for enrichment.
Walruses like Balzak are equipped with incredibly powerful suction abilities, allowing them to create vacuum-like seals to feed on the ocean floor.
Walruses like Balzak are equipped with incredibly powerful suction abilities, allowing them to create vacuum-like seals to feed on the ocean floor.
This year's Thanksgiving director of choice iiiis: Kurosawa. Congratulations, Kurosawa!
It was going to be Bergman, but I am not in the right place emotionally for Autumn Sonata, so.
It was going to be Bergman, but I am not in the right place emotionally for Autumn Sonata, so.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This year's Thanksgiving director of choice iiiis: Kurosawa. Congratulations, Kurosawa!
It was going to be Bergman, but I am not in the right place emotionally for Autumn Sonata, so.
It was going to be Bergman, but I am not in the right place emotionally for Autumn Sonata, so.
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*Starship Troopers creepy tv voice* would you like to know more?
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November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
*Starship Troopers creepy tv voice* would you like to know more?
www.amazon.com/dp/0300248334/
www.amazon.com/dp/0300248334/
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*hauls out drum he’s been banging for over two decades* now would be the perfect time to reject Hutchinson v. Proxmire and recognize that Speech or Debate Clause immunity should ABSOLUTELY protect members’ communications with the public at large.
“Within the White House, Trump and his lieutenants aren’t planning on letting up…Trump has told some advisers that he wants RICO prosecutions and conspiracy charges leveled against the six Democrats, a source with direct knowledge of the matter tells Zeteo…
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November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
*hauls out drum he’s been banging for over two decades* now would be the perfect time to reject Hutchinson v. Proxmire and recognize that Speech or Debate Clause immunity should ABSOLUTELY protect members’ communications with the public at large.
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Ranking the best of Star Wars:
1.) Andor
2.) Any SW movie when you’re 8 years old
3.) Knights of the Old Republic
4.) Knights of the Old Republic II
5.) Tattered Star Wars expanded universe paperback you found for $1
6.) Empire Strikes Back
7.) A New Hope
8.) Christmas in the Stars holiday album
1.) Andor
2.) Any SW movie when you’re 8 years old
3.) Knights of the Old Republic
4.) Knights of the Old Republic II
5.) Tattered Star Wars expanded universe paperback you found for $1
6.) Empire Strikes Back
7.) A New Hope
8.) Christmas in the Stars holiday album
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ranking the best of Star Wars:
1.) Andor
2.) Any SW movie when you’re 8 years old
3.) Knights of the Old Republic
4.) Knights of the Old Republic II
5.) Tattered Star Wars expanded universe paperback you found for $1
6.) Empire Strikes Back
7.) A New Hope
8.) Christmas in the Stars holiday album
1.) Andor
2.) Any SW movie when you’re 8 years old
3.) Knights of the Old Republic
4.) Knights of the Old Republic II
5.) Tattered Star Wars expanded universe paperback you found for $1
6.) Empire Strikes Back
7.) A New Hope
8.) Christmas in the Stars holiday album
This still hits.
Gold Dust Woman (2004 Remaster)
YouTube video by Fleetwood Mac - Topic
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This still hits.
If you need a list of NLaw profs equipped to deal with a brief spate of tears (one to two glistening tears, let’s not get snot involved), I can furnish you with such a list (n=4).
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If you need a list of NLaw profs equipped to deal with a brief spate of tears (one to two glistening tears, let’s not get snot involved), I can furnish you with such a list (n=4).
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November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ed Martin: now’s your chance, buddy. Sneak back in there.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ed Martin: now’s your chance, buddy. Sneak back in there.